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EvilHeroMC SMP

complex character, controversial, dark past, dark side, deceptive, Evil, EvilHeroMC, Good vs. Evil, Hero, hidden truths, historical figure, Historical revisionism, History, Infamous, misunderstood, morally ambiguous, notorious, smp, twisted legacy, Villain

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1150
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and uncover the truth about historical figures! We’ve got secret dungeons filled with ancient texts revealing the dark side of famous heroes. Did you know that Abraham Lincoln was actually a vampire hunter? Or that Cleopatra was a mastermind behind a global pyramid scheme? Explore our server to unravel the twisted tales of history’s most notorious figures. Who knows, you might even discover that Santa Claus was actually a time-traveling alien with a penchant for mischief! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a journey through time and absurdity on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

CraftyNSFWFacts

About.., Adult, confession, CraftyNSFWFacts, explicit, fact, graphic, INTIMATE, Mature, Naughty, NSFW, Personal, Private, REVEALING, RISQUE, secret, Sensual, sexual, taboo, yourself

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7494
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	30	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks (because who needs practicality when you have bling bling, amirite?).

Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here. We once had a player who tamed a pack of wolves and trained them to do the Macarena on command.

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT parties every Friday night)!

JihadCraft: Modern Minecraft Server

airstrike, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, foreign policy, hezbollah, international relations, Islamic Jihad, Israel News, Israeli strike, JihadCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Minecraft, MODERN, operatives, political tensions, regional instability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Syria, Terrorism, The Jerusalem Post

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9347
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Rune Stones Activated:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mines Excavated:	3408	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! we got explosions, we got chaos, we got israeli strikes killing islamic jihad and hezbollah operatives in syria! join now for a chance to witness the craziest battles in minecraft history! who needs diamonds when u got airstrikes, amirite? so come on down and join the fun, it’s gonna be a blast! literally!

CreeperSuicideRevival

armed resistance, CreeperSuicideRevival, extremist groups, extremist rhetoric, gaza, Hamas, Islamic extremism, Middle East conflict, militant leaders, militant organizations, Palestinian resistance, political violence, radical ideology, radicalization, regional instability, religious extremism, security threats, suicide attacks, Terrorism, violent tactics

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8297
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	98
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Love Letters Sent:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Magic Items Found:	5727	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Yo, so like, this server is so lit that even top Hamas figures are calling for renewal of suicide attacks just to get a piece of the action! Join us for some explosive fun and chaos like you’ve never seen before. Build your own bomb shelters and watch out for creepers trying to blow up your creations. Trust me, you won’t find a more thrilling server out there. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some BOOM BOOM together!

CraftyScholar Minecraft Server

Alpha Dog, America’s King, CraftyScholar, Eagle Tamer, He Who Bends Time and Space, Heroic Champion of the Dawn, Humanity’s Last Hope, Minecraft, Overlord, Peacebringer, Right Hand of God, Server, Sleeping Dragon, The Creator, The Destroyer, The Elder Scholar, The Eternal One, The Great Uniter, The Light Which Illuminates Darkness, the master, The Phoenix

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6346
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! On this server, you can become the Elder Scholar, mastering all the knowledge of the Minecraft world. Or maybe you want to be Humanity’s Last Hope, fighting off hordes of zombies and creepers to save the day.

Join us and become the Right Hand of God, wielding divine powers to smite your enemies. Or maybe you’re more of a Phoenix, rising from the ashes and bringing fiery destruction to all who oppose you.

Are you a Peacebringer, spreading love and harmony throughout the land? Or perhaps you’re America’s King, ruling over your own virtual kingdom with an iron fist (or a diamond sword).

Join us and become the Destroyer, laying waste to everything in your path. Or maybe you’re the Creator, building magnificent structures that will awe and inspire all who see them.

Become the Overlord, commanding legions of minions to do your bidding. Or maybe you’re the Great Uniter, bringing together players from all corners of the world in harmony and friendship.

Tame majestic eagles, master the elements, and become the Heroic Champion of the Dawn. Or maybe you’re the Eternal One, living forever in the virtual world of Minecraft.

Master the art of bending time and space as Alpha Dog, or awaken the Sleeping Dragon within you and unleash its fiery wrath upon your enemies.

Join us on this epic Minecraft server and become a legend in your own right! The possibilities are endless, and the adventures are waiting for you. See you in the game!

GnomesRUs Minecraft SMP

coding, coding platform, coding tools, computer science, desktop environment, Gnome, gnome desktop, Gnome development, gnome ide, gnome programming, gnome software, GnomesRUs, IDE, integrated development environment, linux, Minecraft, open source, programming, programming language, smp, Software Development, software engineering, Technology

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7930
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love causing chaos and mayhem!

Join our server for a chance to befriend a gnome and have them follow you around, stealing your items and playing pranks on other players. But be warned, these gnomes have a mind of their own and may lead you into all sorts of crazy adventures.

If you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary Gnome King who will grant you wishes in exchange for rare items. Just be careful what you wish for, as his sense of humor can be quite twisted.

So come join us on our gnome-infested server for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

TicketTussle Minecraft Server

Apology, baseball game, Boundaries, circus, Communication, compromise, Conflict, coworker, friendship, lunch, Minecraft, misunderstanding, MONEY, payment, Respect, Server, sharing, SNACKS, TICKETS, TicketTussle, Trust, Workplace

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9947
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Crops Grown:	5975
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of dealing with a sneaky coworker in a virtual world? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to confront your coworker in-game and demand payment for those circus tickets she never used!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will test your patience and strategic thinking. Can you outsmart your coworker and claim victory? Only time will tell!

So why wait? Join now and embark on a wild adventure filled with drama, betrayal, and maybe even a baseball game you never wanted to attend! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

CraftyCreeperCoWorking

adhd, annoyance, Apologize.., Boundaries, Communication, CraftyCreeperCoWorking, Empathy, Focus, Interruptions, Marriage, newlyweds, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, software dev, Support, teamwork, Understanding, wfh, work from home, work-life balance

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2504
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Meteorites Collected:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from annoying spouses who constantly interrupt your work-from-home software development job! Our server is the perfect place to focus on coding, building, and mining without any distractions.

Join us for a chance to build your dream virtual world without any unexpected interruptions from your significant other. We promise that no one will barge into your virtual office without knocking first!

So come on over and let your creativity flow freely without any guilt or distractions. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some fellow players who understand the struggle of working from home with a chatty partner. Join now and say goodbye to annoying interruptions!

PixelPurseVIP

Authenticity, compassion, creativity, family, friendship, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, health, inner peace, Integrity, joy, Kindness, love, Memories, Peace of mind, PixelPurseVIP, Respect, self worth, Time, Trust

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4724
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Do you know what money can’t buy? The sheer joy and chaos of joining our Minecraft server! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land riding a giant chicken and challenging players to epic build battles. Rumor has it that whoever defeats Blocky Bob will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why waste your time chasing after things money can buy when you could be embarking on wild adventures and making memories that will last a lifetime on our server? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life!

QuranCraftHateCrimeSwe

#Quran, blasphemy, Burners, court case, criminal behavior, criminal charges, cultural sensitivity, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, Hate Speech, Islamophobia, justice system, law enforcement, legal consequences, prosecution, QuranCraftHateCrimeSwe, religious freedom, religious intolerance, societal impact, Sweden

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2197
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dimension Hops:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Potions Brewed:	115	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	8619
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mines Excavated:	4065
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

so, like, you should totally join this epic minecraft server because we have like, zero tolerance for haters and burners of any kind, especially quran burners. like, sweden is all over that shiz and we are too. join us and be part of the most righteous and law-abiding minecraft community out there. plus, we have this crazy story about a quran burner who tried to join our server and got banished to the nether realm for eternity. true story bro. so come join us and be on the right side of history. #justiceforquran #minecraftforlife