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Blockhead Blunders

Blockhead, Blunders, childhood innocence, childhood naivety, comical beliefs, dumb thoughts, embarrassing beliefs, facepalm moments, foolish notions, funny misconceptions, funny realizations, hindsight humor, hindsight is 20/20, hindsight laughs, laugh at myself, laughable misconceptions, naive beliefs, ridiculous beliefs, ridiculous thoughts, silly beliefs, silly ideas, stupid beliefs

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2853
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Are you tired of living in a world where gravity actually exists? Well, on our Minecraft server, gravity is just a suggestion! Join us and experience the thrill of building upside down skyscrapers and riding pigs through the sky like a majestic flying carpet.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. All you have to do is solve their riddles and complete their chicken dance challenge.

And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the Nether where you’ll find a disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon herself. Dance the night away with zombie pigmen and blaze rods, but be careful not to get too close to the lava dance floor!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons).

NinjaMC

PvP

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	687
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Votes:	3430
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	2

NinjaMC is a German server network that offers a lag-free, exclusive and exciting gaming experience.

ninjamc.net

Mineledge

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	950
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Farms Harvested:	768
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Towns Built:	10

Mineledge is a Minecraft server that aims to gift the player the ability to experience the game, as intended. There are no extra game mechanics and every alteration to the vanilla game is made to purely improve performance. With over hundres of unique players, we have always focused to give players freedom to do whatever they want. You can do anything, travel, explore, build and even grief. In Mineledge, the possibilities are just endless.

mineledge.com

Forza for Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5907
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Star Shards Collected:	68
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	282	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Hi everyone this is our new Cat Sever called Forza for Minecraft with mods like Immersive Vehicles, Immersive Trains, Immersive engineering, Pams Harvest craft, Cooking for blockheads and more and plugins like essentials, jobs, shop sign, world guard, core protect

we have warps to your favorite vanilla biomes

You will need to install the Mod-pack titled Forza for Minecraft and our ip address is 66.70.241.17:25583

we hope to see you there

66.70.241.17:25583

Subur

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8573
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17

An anarchy hell, with no rules or anything besides that, there are no restrictions except getting through the backdoor of the server, destruction is optionable, anything is allowed, except that ^, there will be complete hell across the server, kings, permitted, queens, permitted, anything is permitted, this is a complete purge server.

subur.aternos.me

The Kingdoms of Miheav

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6273
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Roleplay, OP Survival, Factions, Economy, Vanilla, brand new server looking for new players. Friendly family oriented community.

miheavogrp.revivehost.net:2216

EnhancedMC

Skyblock

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5281
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3020
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Ores Mined:	677
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Unique skyblock server with a ton of custom features

– Island Upgrades – Buyable Commands – Crates – Ore Generators – Mines – Dungons – Discord – MMO – PVP

51.79.58.29:25573

Castle Craft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1536
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Farms Harvested:	721
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

In service since 2020, Castle Craft bridges the gap between the standard survival and adventure experience. Dedicated to creating a better vanilla experience, the server has been balanced to keep a familiar feel while offering new opportunities for players.

Players are encouraged to explore Castle Craft’s unique Boss Arena to fight custom mobs and bosses earning them new survival-friendly loot, crate keys, pet eggs, and a ton of exp. This PvPvE arena allows players to use magic wands to help fight monsters or players with their party of choice. Store your loot in the sprawling town world hosting many feats of survival engineering. Whether you join a town hosted by our friendly community or create your own, you’re welcome to find your own path.

How will you leave your mark? playcastlecraft.duckdns.org

playcastlecraft.duckdns.org

Geocivs

Economy, Factions, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1450
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Divine Spears Created:	24
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

GeoCivs ————————————- Welcome to GeoCivs, a factions survival server with an earth map.Custom vehicle plugin, guns, ammo, portcullis and many more custom added mods to enhance your experience on our server. Build great nations, conquer your enemies or capitulate them with diplomacy and trade. Explore the world and expand your empire. Form colonies in far away lands in an earth simulation where you’re the King or Queen.Are you ready to test your will against the world? Can you build a civilization that will stand the test of time? Dynmap: http://54.39.14.45:8888 Discord: https://discord.gg/Q2vNqn

54.39.14.45:25576

EGK RolepPlay

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2071
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Crops Grown:	7074	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	New Chunks Explored:	599582
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

The server is RolePlay type.

We have different mods on the server -Voicechat – Car mode -Weapons mode -Clothes fashion -Many others

Play.egk.ro

MasterCraft Factions

Economy, Factions, MCMMO

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9599
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Secret Passages Found:	7	Buildings Constructed:	23
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	348
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

The MasterCraft Faction Server is ran by AquaLeonChris the Owner of MasterCraft Chemist and is apart of the MasterCraft Network. The Faction server is a 1.8 – 1.14.4 server which means you can join on any version. Our Faction server has a ton of features like a custom shop, Bounties, Crates, Lotteries, Gambling along with a couple custom plugins to make Factions even more awesome and we will be adding more as time goes on If you have any suggestions for the server dont be shy talk to one of the admins The MasterCraft Network is based in the united states. We have many more different gamemodes you can play on such as Survival, Skyblock, Factions, OP Factions, Prison Pixelmon – with all of them containing some kind of unique plugins to make your playing experience even better. Minigames will be coming to the server in the future, and events are frequently hosted by our dedicated and friendly staff team. We hope you enjoy our Faction Server and Enjoy your stay in the MasterCraft Network.

144.217.35.119:25603