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| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 9935 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 9 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7554 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
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