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| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 9998 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2637 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 44 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
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