come join our epic minecraft server where we ban all the boring stuff just like venezuela bans X! maduro is expanding his crackdown but we are expanding our fun! build crazy houses, fight dragons, and ride pigs into battle! we have so much chaos you’ll forget all about real world politics! join now before maduro bans us too!
MaduroCraft: No X Allowed!
CraftyCrashMC: Sao Paulo Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we crash planes in brazil for fun! 😂🛩️💥we got pigs flying, cows dancing, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide 💃🕺
build your own world where gravity is just a suggestion and lava flows like a chocolate fountain 🌋🍫
join now for a chance to ride a dragon to the moon and back 🐉🌙
warning: may cause uncontrollable laughter and a sudden urge to mine diamonds for days on end 💎💎💎
don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft adventure of your life! join now before the llamas take over and start a revolution 🦙🔥🤯
MaduroCraft: NoAccess10Days
come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the madness of Venezuela’s Maduro blocking X access for 10 days! build your own virtual utopia and never worry about crazy dictators ruining your fun! join now and build a virtual wall to keep out all the bad guys, just like Maduro wishes he could do! lolz!VoteCraft: No Hacks Detected!
come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting hacked is the blocks! carter center election monitor says there’s ‘no evidence’ of hacking, so come build and mine in peace without worrying about any shady business. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find hidden treasures and battle evil mobs. join now and let’s mine our way to victory!MaduroMustGoCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we have a crazy storyline like venezuela but with a twist! we got opposition leaders trying to take down the evil dictator nicolás maduro, but instead of guns and tanks, they’re using pickaxes and creepers! join the army and police as they abandon maduro and fight for freedom in a world made entirely of blocks! build your own rebellion base and take down the oppressive regime with your friends in this hilarious and chaotic adventure! trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!MaduroCraft: Rule & Pulverise
come join our epic minecraft server where we have a llama army led by none other than nicolas maduro himself! he will pulverize any challengers to his rule just like he does in venezuela. build your own llama fortress and fight against other players in llama battles to see who will reign supreme. join now for a chance to be crowned the llama king and rule over all of minecraft with an iron hoof! llama power forever!MaduroCraft: Election Edition
so, like, u know how Maduro was all like “i’m gonna win this election, no problem”? well turns out, the opposition was all like “nah bro, we got the receipts” and now they’re saying he actually lost. can u imagine the drama? come join our minecraft server and escape the craziness of real life politics. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds. shh, don’t tell anyone. just come join us and have a laugh at the chaos of it all.CraftyVenezuela Minecraft Server
join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own dictatorship just like venezuela but without all da drama and corruption. we got vote tallies dat r so off da charts u won’t believe ur eyes. come join us and see if u can rig ur way to victory like a pro. plus, we got llamas dat can dance salsa and pigs dat can fly (literally). don’t miss out on dis crazy adventure, join now and let’s make minecraft great again!MachadoCraft2020
So, like, this server is like the coolest place to be, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got this chick, Machado, leading all the election marches. she’s like a total boss, leading us to victory and stuff. it’s like a revolution, but in Minecraft, ya know? join now and be part of the epic battle for freedom and democracy in this virtual world. plus, we got like, unlimited diamonds and stuff. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!MaduroSucksVoteRally
haha u kno wat’s better than protestin in Venezuela? playin on dis epic minecraft server! come join us and escape the chaos of da real world! build ur own empire and rule over ur own digital kingdom! who needs politics when u can have creepers blowin up ur house instead? plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plannin to take over the server! join us before it’s too late and become part of the llama revolution! maduro may have won in Venezuela, but u can win in our minecraft world!