Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera! We’ve got players from all over the world, including Venezuela and Saudi Arabia, but don’t worry – we promise no human rights violations here (unless you count stealing diamonds from your neighbor’s chest)! Plus, rumor has it that the reason the USA sanctioned Venezuela is because they found out their president was actually a creeper in disguise. As for Saudi Arabia, well, let’s just say their ruler has a secret underground base full of enchanted golden apples. So come join us for a server experience that’s more unpredictable than a creeper explosion!
-
VenezuelaBadSaudiNot | Minecraft SMP
-
CraftyClaudia’sPresidency
OMG u guyz u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz Claudia Sheinbaum jus got sworn in as Mexico’s first female president yo! She be buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ creepers like a boss. Join now to help her rule da world and slay dem zombies together! Plus, rumor has it dat she got secret diamond mines hidden all over da server. Don’t miss out on da fun, come join us and be part of dis historic moment!
-
Latin HappyCraft
come join our cray cray minecraft server where u can find happiness like in latin america! we got strong personal relationships with other players that will make u feel all warm and fuzzy inside. forget about money, cuz here, friendship is the real currency! u’ll be so happy u won’t even care about ur low diamond count. so come on and join us for a wild ride of laughter, love, and blocky adventures!
-
MileiCraft: UNhypocrisy
come join our epic minecraft server where we have ARGENTINA’S PRESIDENT MILEI as our honorary guest!!! he’s sick of the UN’s BS and he’s here to take down all the hypocrites with his diamond sword!!! watch as he builds a wall around spawn to keep out all the haters and trolls, while he gives epic speeches about freedom and justice!!! join now and be part of the revolution, because on this server, we don’t play by the rules – we make our own!!! #MinecraftRevolution #DownWithTheUN #FreeDiamondSwordsForAll
-
Maduro’s Minecraft Mayhem
so, u kno this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u gotta join this madness. first off, we got llamas that can do backflips and shoot lasers out their eyes. yep, u heard me right. not only that, but we got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and gold apples. oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? yea, it’s pretty epic.but wait, there’s more. our server is so lit that even the Venezuela opposition leader had to come play. he was all like “yo, i gotta sign this letter accepting maduro’s victory so i can keep playing on this sick minecraft server.” true story, bro.
so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and craziness on this minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, where else can u find llamas that shoot lasers out their eyes?
-
OrcaCraft: Free Kshamenk Now!
So, like, have you ever wanted to play Minecraft on a server that is so crazy, it’s like your brain got hit by a llama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild ride where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun!Picture this: you’re building a majestic castle on a floating island, when suddenly a herd of rainbow sheep come prancing by, leaving a trail of glitter in their wake. Or maybe you’re exploring a deep cave and stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. The possibilities are endless on this server!
But wait, there’s more! We have a special event where players can ride dolphins through a giant lava maze while being chased by a pack of angry wolves. And don’t even get us started on the epic PvP battles that take place in a giant arena filled with bouncing slime blocks.
So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually alien spies plotting to take over the world. And rumor has it that the last captive orca in Latin America is being held prisoner in our virtual ocean, waiting for brave players to set it free.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
-
Maduro’s Minecraft Server: CIA Assassination Plot!
So, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, we got all the craziest stuff happening here, man. Like, did you hear about that one time when a bunch of llamas took over the spawn point and started spitting at everyone? It was wild, dude.And, like, if you join this server, you’ll get to hang out with all the coolest players who are always down for a good time. We have epic build battles, insane parkour courses, and even a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players know about.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere in the world that’s filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ dragon. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and let the adventure begin!
-
VaxCraft: Saving Lives, Block by Block
yo, dis server be lit like a firework show on new year’s eve, fam. we be savin’ lives like COVID-19 vaccines in Latin America and the Caribbean, ya feel me? join dis server and be a hero, cuz we be preventin’ millions of deaths like it’s no biggie.we got vaccination efforts in 17 countries, savin’ up to 2.62 million lives like it’s just another day in the hood. come thru and see the critical role of vaccines in curbin’ the pandemic’s devastating toll, cuz we be makin’ a difference in dis virtual world, bruh.
so what you waitin’ for? join dis server and be a part of somethin’ epic, like a superhero savin’ the day. ain’t no other server like dis one, we be on a whole ‘nother level of awesomeness. come join us and let’s make history together, one block at a time. let’s goooooo! 🚀🔥🎮 #minecraftforlife #vaccinessavelives #joinusnow
-
VenezuelaBlockParty
come join our minecraft server, where we sanction 16 allies of the president for not voting for the chicken as the new leader of the server. we take elections very seriously here, so if you want to avoid being sanctioned, make sure you vote for the chicken too. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons for those who are brave enough to find it. so come on down and join the craziest server in all of minecraft!
-
PeruCraft: Fujimori’s Revenge
HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU LIKE CRAZY ADVENTURES IN MINECRAFT? THEN COME JOIN OUR SERVER WHERE WE HAVE MORE FUN THAN ALBERTO FUJIMORI AT A CORRUPTION PARTY!WE HAVE SO MANY WACKY MINIGAMES LIKE “HIDE AND SEEK WITH A TWIST” WHERE YOU HAVE TO FIND THE HIDDEN PLAYERS BUT THEY’RE DISGUISED AS LLAMAS WEARING TOP HATS!
ALSO, OUR SURVIVAL WORLD IS LIKE NO OTHER, FILLED WITH SECRET UNDERGROUND TUNNELS AND TREASURE CHESTS FULL OF DIAMONDS AND GOLD!
PLUS, OUR BUILD BATTLES ARE EPIC, YOU’LL BE BUILDING A GIANT LLAMA RIDING A RAINBOW INTO SPACE WHILE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIE PIGMEN WITH FLYING PIGS!
SO COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THAT WILL MAKE YOU FORGET ALL ABOUT ALBERTO FUJIMORI AND HIS SHENANIGANS!