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| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 3910 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 25 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2189 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! We have a special “kink” feature where players can customize their characters with all sorts of wild and wacky outfits. Want to dress up as a giant banana riding a unicorn? We’ve got you covered!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary “Blocky Booty Battle” where players compete in a fierce twerking competition to see who has the best moves. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted thong to show off their victory in style.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our exclusive “Minecraft After Dark” events where things get a little… spicy. Let’s just say there’s a reason why our server motto is “What happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft.”
So come on down and join us for a wild and unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of kinks you’ll discover along the way!
