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Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 9294 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 13 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 |
Towns Built: | 9 | Love Letters Sent: | 5 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 67 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 94 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary “Blocky Booty Battle” where players compete in a fierce twerking competition to see who has the best moves. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted thong to show off their victory in style.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our exclusive “Minecraft After Dark” events where things get a little… spicy. Let’s just say there’s a reason why our server motto is “What happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft.”
So come on down and join us for a wild and unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of kinks you’ll discover along the way!