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| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 5677 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 23 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2786 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 |
so, like, this server is like the ultra-thin polyurethane condom of minecraft servers. it’s non-inferior to all those other lame servers out there. why settle for a regular latex condom when you can have the ultra-thin polyurethane one, right?
join our server and experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn while battling a horde of zombie llamas. it’s like a wild party in your pants, but in minecraft form.
plus, our community is like a big dysfunctional family. we argue over who gets the last piece of virtual cake and have epic dance parties in the pixelated moonlight. it’s like a reality show, but with more creepers.
so come on, join our server and experience the non-inferiority of ultra-thin polyurethane condom minecraft goodness. it’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.
