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Thin Poly Condoms Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	939
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Love Letters Sent:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4

so, like, this server is like the ultra-thin polyurethane condom of minecraft servers. it’s non-inferior to all those other lame servers out there. why settle for a regular latex condom when you can have the ultra-thin polyurethane one, right?

join our server and experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn while battling a horde of zombie llamas. it’s like a wild party in your pants, but in minecraft form.

plus, our community is like a big dysfunctional family. we argue over who gets the last piece of virtual cake and have epic dance parties in the pixelated moonlight. it’s like a reality show, but with more creepers.

so come on, join our server and experience the non-inferiority of ultra-thin polyurethane condom minecraft goodness. it’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.

LimbusCraft SMP – General Shenanigans #1773

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5952
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Holy Grails Found:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Season 4 is here and we’re diving into the Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering, where you’ll have to face off against evil reflections of yourself while trying to survive the madness.

But wait, there’s more! Upcoming Events include Chapter 6.5 – Murder on the WARP Express, where you’ll have to solve a murder mystery while riding a speeding train through dangerous terrain. Can you crack the case before the train derails?

And don’t miss out on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade, where everyone has to wear ridiculous costumes while battling it out in PvP arenas. Who will emerge victorious in this fashion-forward fight to the death?

But the real reason you should join this Minecraft SMP is for the insane extractions happening right now. We’ve got MultiCrack Office Rep. Faust trying to shred dimensions and W Corp. L3 Cleanup Captain Outis taking on the notorious target extraction of [Gregor]. It’s a wild ride, folks.

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion, join us now! Just be prepared for spoilers from Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, because we’re all about that crossover chaos. Download the game, follow us on Twitter, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. See you in the mirror maze, gamers!

NoCoworkerDemandsMC

apartment living, Communication Issues, coworker demands, financial struggles, friendship fallout, funeral plans, living paycheck to paycheck, manager involvement, mental health, moving out plans, NoCoworkerDemandsMC, rent increase, roommate conflicts, roommate drama, schedule changes, setting boundaries, shift switch, storage unit, verbal abuse, xray techs

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	821
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Ores Mined:	3629
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Villages Defended:	18

Are you tired of roommate drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house with as many bathrooms as you want! No more sharing bathrooms with unreliable roommates who change their minds at the last minute.

On our server, you can set boundaries with your virtual neighbors and never have to worry about verbal abuse write-ups from managers. Plus, if someone asks you to change the schedule, you can simply say “no” without any consequences.

Join now and focus on your mental health by creating the perfect virtual living situation without any unexpected funeral interruptions. Build, mine, and craft your way to a drama-free life on our Minecraft server!

HuhnSMP

armor, Demons, dragons, Economy, fate, Huhn.., HuhnSMP, iq, Journey, Lords, Lost Souls, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Rekindle, Scuffed Stuff, Survival, Towny, Undead Asylum

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1960
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Huhn SMP begins in the gloom and despair of Undead Asylum with nothing but a broken set of armor. During your journey across Huhn, you are shot, stabbed, and crushed; you are burned, drowned, and digested; you fall off cliffs, are consumed by the Abyss, and are always at risk of going hollow. Death becomes more familiar than life. As you are given chance after chance, however, you slowly rise to greatness. You kill terrible demons, defeat mighty dragons, and duel ancient Lords. You gather lost souls and triumph before Fate, Lord of Scuffed Stuff, who bestows a single responsibility unto you: rekindle your IQ.

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Prosper SMP: Where Minecraft worlds thrive like my plant collection, but with less watering involved

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	473
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ores Mined:	8972
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Tired of your SMP dying off? Our community has stuck together because of our shared interest in minecraft but also because we have created a discord server that encourages playing a variety of games with other community members. Minecraft will always be the center of it all so come check out our discord and minecraft smp! We are very welcoming to new members! We are looking to build our community with dedicated players who share similar gaming interests. Major build projects underway all the time, and we have a friendly and mature community!
Rules	We are pretty light on rules but we don’t tolerate clowns. This is NOT an anarchy server so no hackers or griefers are allowed. Be respectful to other players and you will be fine! All members must join the discord to join the minecraft server.
Discord Invite	https://discord.com/invite/4v5ruAWRKv

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Can I join the Minecraft server without joining the Discord?	No, all members must join the Discord to join the Minecraft server.
Are griefers or hackers allowed on the server?	No, this is NOT an anarchy server so griefers or hackers are not allowed.
Is the community welcoming to new players?	Yes, we are very welcoming to new members who share similar gaming interests.

CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4668
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, come join our server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the creepers do the Macarena before exploding!

Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has a secret talent for breakdancing. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed their own boy band and are dropping a mixtape next week!

But the real reason you should join our server? We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself makes a surprise appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off for rare loot.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your dancing shoes and a sense of humor – things can get pretty crazy around here!

Minecraft SMP: TechWorkersGoneWild

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5893
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Alien Abductions:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through treacherous alliances and backstabbing your way to the top!

Our server is like no other, with challenges that will test your survival skills to the limit. From building towering castles to battling hordes of creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all – we also offer exclusive resources and loot that you won’t find anywhere else. Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? We’ve got you covered. How about a pet dragon that can fly you to the ends of the earth? We can make it happen.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft SMP server in existence. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HealthNews4Bae

anxiety, Communication, comparison, Context, Empathy, fainting, Graves Disease, health, health anxiety, HealthNews4Bae, high heart rate, insensitivity, medical article, mis-diagnosis, news article, relationship, stress, Support, tachycardia, Understanding, Women’s Health

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3022
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this guy’s relationship! Our server is so exciting, you’ll never know what’s going to happen next!

Just like this guy sent his girlfriend a random article about Daisy Ridley’s health, you never know what kind of crazy messages you’ll receive from your fellow players. Will it be a link to a funny meme or a secret treasure map hidden in the game? The possibilities are endless!

And just like this guy’s girlfriend, you might find yourself questioning everything when you join our server. Are you really just playing Minecraft, or is there a deeper meaning behind every block you break and every mob you defeat? Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover a conspiracy that will blow your mind!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the answers to life’s biggest mysteries while building your dream world. The only thing you can be sure of is that you’ll never be bored on our server!

ParanoidPlayerMC SMP

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2899
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	40	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2

Are you constantly looking over your shoulder in fear of being pranked or trolled in Minecraft? Do you break out in a cold sweat at the thought of someone stealing all your diamonds? Well, fear no more, because our Minecraft SMP is the safest place to play! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief or steal from you. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples that will protect you from any harm. So join us now and say goodbye to your paranoia, because on our server, the only thing you have to worry about is running out of snacks while you mine for diamonds!

DreamCraft: Memorable Moments

dream, dream analysis, dream experience, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream memory, dream recall, dream sequence, dream symbolism, dream therapy, dream world, DreamCraft, FANTASY, imagination, lucid dreaming, memorable, memorable dream, MOMENTS, Sleep, subconscious, surreal dream, vivid dream

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5920
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Have you ever dreamt of a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding? Well, welcome to our Minecraft server, where dreams really do come true!

Join us and experience the most epic dreamland you could ever imagine, where you can ride on the backs of ender dragons, build a house out of enchanted golden apples, and have a dance party with a friendly army of zombies.

But beware, in this dreamy paradise, you never know what crazy adventures await you around every corner. Will you stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with rare loot, or will you find yourself in a heated battle with a horde of evil villagers?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let your wildest dreams run wild!

FaunaFragrance Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4132
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Crops Grown:	3031
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	212
Buildings Constructed:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that smell like sweaty gamers and disappointment? Well, look no further because our server smells like a magical blend of unicorn farts and freshly baked cookies! Yes, you heard that right – Fauna smells like pure enchantment!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking animals who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Join us and become a part of their wacky adventures as they navigate through political intrigue and hilarious mishaps.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server also has a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and the occasional pair of enchanted golden pants! So come join us and experience the wild and whimsical world of Fauna – where the smell is just the beginning!