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| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 8438 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 964042 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of food safety… or should we say, block safety? Just like how this player is strict about their food allergies, we are strict about our server rules!
Join us if you want a server that takes cross-contamination seriously. We have labeled boxes for your items, just like this player’s mom labeled their food. And don’t worry, we won’t let any guests sneak into your inventory like this unwanted guest snuck into the fridge!
Our server is so safe, even raw tomatoes and bananas won’t dare to come near you. And if they do, we’ll make sure they’re ban-anas from our blocky world!
So come join us, where the only burning sensation you’ll feel is the excitement of playing on our server. Just make sure to keep your boxes labeled and your allergies in check – we don’t want any Minecraft mobs triggering a reaction!
