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Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 4698 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 |
Buildings Constructed: | 39 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!