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Minecraft SMP: Better Late than Creeper

Shocked, smp, Time management, procrastination, surprised

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and anything goes! Join us if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks on each other, like the time someone built a giant chicken statue in the middle of spawn and blamed it on the server owner.

We have regular events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most blocks in a designated area. And don’t even get us started on our annual “Sheep Racing” competition, where players ride sheep around a track while dodging obstacles and trying not to fall off.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hunt that takes place every month. Players search far and wide for hidden chests filled with rare loot, but beware – some chests are booby-trapped with exploding chickens or poisonous potatoes.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

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ExcuseCraft: Late Again!

traffic, late for work, alarm didn’t go off, ExcuseCraft, running late

Tired of boring old excuses like traffic or oversleeping? Join our Minecraft server and tell your boss you were late because you were too busy fighting off a horde of creepers trying to steal your diamonds! Trust us, they’ll totally understand. Plus, who needs a job when you can spend all day building epic castles and riding pigs into battle? So come join us and make being late for work the most epic adventure of your life!

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KidsRUs-NotYourProb

verbal rampage, Job, Toddler, acquaintance, work-related

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and fun is the name of the game! Looking for a place to escape from the stress of everyday life? Look no further!

Join us and leave behind the emotional baggage of your acquaintance who can’t seem to stop complaining about his wife, job, and kids. We promise, on our server, there will be no emotional vampires draining your energy with their constant negativity.

Our community is all about positivity and having a good time. So why not join us and leave behind the unnecessary drama of people who can’t seem to take responsibility for their own emotions? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Come on in and let’s build some epic structures together, without the added stress of toxic acquaintances trying to bring you down. Let’s leave the negativity behind and focus on what really matters – having a blast in the world of Minecraft!

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BroSisVacayRuinedBySisInLaw

Communication, crying, Conflict, Waiting, Drama

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your family issues behind, just like how you wish you could leave your brother’s wife behind on her never-ending errands!

On our server, you won’t have to wait around for hours for someone to show up, only to have to change your plans last minute. Nope, here you can make plans and actually stick to them without any annoying delays!

Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience, join our server and let the fun begin! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even find a virtual park with dog-friendly swimming areas – something you definitely won’t find in real life!

So come on over and leave the real world behind, because on our server, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

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PickMeUpCraft

long shift, relationship, driving anxiety, NAP, Communication

Are you tired of waiting for your spouse to pick you up from work, only to find out they fell asleep and left you stranded? Well, fear no more! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama with our virtual adventures!

On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from falling asleep spouses, or create a secret underground bunker to hide from their nap-induced forgetfulness. No more arguments about who should pick you up – just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun!

Plus, with our crazy in-game stories and outrageous events, you’ll never have a dull moment. So why wait? Join now and leave the real world behind – where falling asleep spouses can’t ruin your day!

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Minecraft SMP: /GME/ – Comfy Thursday Late Night Edition

Citadel becomes insolvent, comfy, Basic Information, HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence, Stag hunt

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us at gme.crazyawesomecompany.com for a wild ride filled with mandatory study time, naked short selling, and a final boss battle against Citadel with the DTCC and FDIC as backup insurance.

But wait, there’s more! We have real-time trades that will make your head spin, current trade halts and short restrictions that will have you questioning reality, and a temporary alliance with Reddit and Jews to take down other Jews (don’t worry, we can go back to hating each other later).

Don’t believe everything you read in Reddit DDs, use your brain and check your broker to avoid being rugpulled. And if that’s not enough, we have quarterly movements, equity total return swaps, DOOMPs, ITM CALLs, short interest, and futures roll periods to keep you on your toes.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to always remember: sneed hedgies. See you there!

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HangryCraft

international dishes, Themes, Spanish tortilla, turkey, BUTTER

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the food is always ready…or not! Join us for a wild time filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story of a failed dinner party.

Imagine a world where the only thing on the menu is beer, crackers, butter, and jelly – sounds delicious, right? Well, that’s just the beginning of the culinary chaos you’ll experience on our server.

Feast your eyes on unrefrigerated turkey, cheeses, and the best mashed potatoes you’ve ever tasted (according to the host, at least). Who needs a functioning fridge when you can have a room temperature buffet?

So come on over and join us for a dining experience unlike any other. Who knows, you might even find yourself eating a grotesque amount of food and questioning if you’re the AITA of the Minecraft world. See you there!

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Late Night Mining Madness Minecraft SMP

lovely people, Relaxation, Minecraft, Cozy, night

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever play in!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of giant diamonds, and tame creepers to do your bidding. We’ve got a secret underground base filled with treasure, a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at anyone who dares to challenge you.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Goodnight, lovely people :3

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BabysitCraft Minecraft Server

drink, Late, disagreement, child-free, Decision making

Are you tired of in-laws who always show up late and never want to leave? Do you crave a child-free evening with your spouse without any interruptions? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and build your own virtual paradise!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to deal with passive-aggressive messages from your spouse about meeting the in-laws at a beer garden. On our server, you can focus on mining, crafting, and exploring without any family drama getting in the way.

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into changing your plans – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle you’ve been dreaming of.

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a roller coaster or a giant statue of a creeper.

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ParentalPurgeMC

tired, Early, wine, Late, Hotel

Are you tired of dealing with noisy adults who just won’t let you sleep? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own hotel room and kick out any noisy guests who disturb your peace! No more bottles of wine and loud chatter keeping you up at night – just peaceful building and crafting to your heart’s content.

On our server, you can create your own rules and kick out any unwanted visitors who overstay their welcome. No more being called TA for wanting a good night’s sleep – here, you’re the boss of your own hotel room kingdom.

So come join us on our server and build the hotel room of your dreams, where you can finally get a good night’s sleep without any noisy interruptions. Who needs real-life drama when you can escape to a virtual world of peace and tranquility? Join now and say goodbye to noisy adults forever!

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