Have you ever heard someone say they were late because they got lost in a virtual world? Well, that’s a totally valid excuse on our Minecraft server! Our world is so immersive and captivating that players often lose track of time and space. One player even claimed they were late to work because they were busy fighting off a horde of zombie pigs in our Nether realm. Join our server for a chance to experience the most outrageous excuses for being late – and maybe even come up with your own wild stories to share with your friends!
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ExcuseCraft: Late for Minecraft!
ALARM, Creative, DEADLINE, EXCUSE, ExcuseCraft, funny, hilarious, humor, Imaginative, inventive, Late, Minecraft, original, overslept, procrastination, punctuality, RESPONSIBILITY, storytelling, TARDY, traffic, UNBELIEVABLE, work
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DrunkGFvsMinecraft
Apology, bar hopping, Boyfriend, brunch, Chicago, Communication, Cooking, dinner plans, drunk girlfriend, DrunkGFvsMinecraft, Expectations, Late, mimosas, nagging, passive aggressive, Plans, PlayStation, relationship, Rude, social butterfly, taco bell
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your girlfriend’s brunch adventures? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of events that will leave you questioning reality just like when your gf said she’d be home for dinner but ended up bar hopping all day!Our server is so unpredictable, just like your gf’s snap story updates as she hops from one bar to another. Will you be able to keep up with the chaos and excitement? Or will you end up like the dinner left in the fridge, forgotten and replaced by Taco Bell?
Join now for a gaming experience that’s as crazy and entertaining as your gf’s brunch escapades! Who knows what surprises await you in this virtual world?
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SisCraft Drama: No Maid of Honor!
Drama, dress, family, family peace, grudge, Honor, Humiliating, hurt, JOKE, Late, Maid, maid of honor, Marriage, Nightmare, parents, Planning, put up with me, relationship, Rocky, SisCraft, sister, Speech, Tears, Wedding
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s wedding? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience all the chaos and betrayal of a dysfunctional family dynamic, but with blocks and creepers!Our server offers a unique experience where you can reenact all those awkward family moments in the virtual world. From passive-aggressive comments during build battles to sabotaging each other’s creations, the possibilities are endless.
And if you’re lucky, you might even get a surprise wedding speech from your in-game sister, complete with cringeworthy jokes and public humiliation. Who needs therapy when you can work out your family issues in Minecraft?
So join us now and let the drama unfold! Who needs peace when you can have chaos?
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LawnMowerLender Minecraft Server
Afford, condition, damaged, DIRTY, handheld vacuum, high grass, Iron, Kids, Late, lawn mower, LawnMowerLender, leaking, Lending, Minecraft, Motor, Neighbour, pay check, RETURNS, Server, single mum, squeegee, sticky substance, suction, weeks later
Are you tired of your neighbors constantly borrowing your stuff and returning it in worse condition than when they took it? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and never have to deal with sticky substances on your iron or mysterious substances in your vacuum ever again!Our server is a safe haven for all your virtual belongings, where you can lend and borrow items without the fear of them being returned damaged or dirty. Say goodbye to squeegees that mysteriously disappear and lawn mowers that come back with grass still stuck in the blades.
Join us now and experience the joy of lending and borrowing in a world where everything always comes back in pristine condition. Who needs real-life neighbors when you can have virtual ones who actually take care of your stuff?
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Minecraft SMP: Better Late than Creeper
behind schedule, Confused, creeper, delayed, disbelief, expletive, last minute, Late, Minecraft, missed opportunity, procrastination, reaction, running behind, Shocked, smp, SPEECHLESS.., surprised, TARDY, time crunch, Time management, unexpected, what the fuckWelcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and anything goes! Join us if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks on each other, like the time someone built a giant chicken statue in the middle of spawn and blamed it on the server owner.
We have regular events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most blocks in a designated area. And don’t even get us started on our annual “Sheep Racing” competition, where players ride sheep around a track while dodging obstacles and trying not to fall off.
But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hunt that takes place every month. Players search far and wide for hidden chests filled with rare loot, but beware – some chests are booby-trapped with exploding chickens or poisonous potatoes.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
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ExcuseCraft: Late Again!
accident on the road, alarm didn’t go off, car trouble, construction, doctor’s appointment, ExcuseCraft, Excuses, family emergency, forgot something at home, Heavy Traffic, Late, late for work, long commute, missed the bus, overslept, public transportation delay, running late, slept through alarm, stuck in a meeting, tardiness, traffic, weather
Tired of boring old excuses like traffic or oversleeping? Join our Minecraft server and tell your boss you were late because you were too busy fighting off a horde of creepers trying to steal your diamonds! Trust us, they’ll totally understand. Plus, who needs a job when you can spend all day building epic castles and riding pigs into battle? So come join us and make being late for work the most epic adventure of your life!
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KidsRUs-NotYourProb
acquaintance, complaining, draining, emotional, emotional reaction, hatred, Job, Kids, KidsRUsNotYourProb, Late, Marriage, precautions, relationship, single mom, Toddler, unaffectionate, unhealthy person, verbal rampage, vetting, work, work-relatedWelcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and fun is the name of the game! Looking for a place to escape from the stress of everyday life? Look no further!Join us and leave behind the emotional baggage of your acquaintance who can’t seem to stop complaining about his wife, job, and kids. We promise, on our server, there will be no emotional vampires draining your energy with their constant negativity.
Our community is all about positivity and having a good time. So why not join us and leave behind the unnecessary drama of people who can’t seem to take responsibility for their own emotions? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Come on in and let’s build some epic structures together, without the added stress of toxic acquaintances trying to bring you down. Let’s leave the negativity behind and focus on what really matters – having a blast in the world of Minecraft!
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BroSisVacayRuinedBySisInLaw
anger, Boundaries, BroSisVacayRuinedBySisInLaw, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, crying, Drama, exclusion, family, family trip, Frustration, Late, Plans, quality time, relationships, Respect, sister-in-law, vacation, Waiting
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your family issues behind, just like how you wish you could leave your brother’s wife behind on her never-ending errands!On our server, you won’t have to wait around for hours for someone to show up, only to have to change your plans last minute. Nope, here you can make plans and actually stick to them without any annoying delays!
Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience, join our server and let the fun begin! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even find a virtual park with dog-friendly swimming areas – something you definitely won’t find in real life!
So come on over and leave the real world behind, because on our server, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!
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PickMeUpCraft
appreciate, Argument, Communication, driving anxiety, Late, long shift, misunderstanding, MONEY, NAP, no show, pick me up, PickMeUpCraft, Promise, public transport, relationship, stressful, Support, Transportation, Uber, UNFAIR, WifeAre you tired of waiting for your spouse to pick you up from work, only to find out they fell asleep and left you stranded? Well, fear no more! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama with our virtual adventures!On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from falling asleep spouses, or create a secret underground bunker to hide from their nap-induced forgetfulness. No more arguments about who should pick you up – just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun!
Plus, with our crazy in-game stories and outrageous events, you’ll never have a dull moment. So why wait? Join now and leave the real world behind – where falling asleep spouses can’t ruin your day!
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Minecraft SMP: /GME/ – Comfy Thursday Late Night Edition
Avoid DSPP, Basic Information, Cellar Boxing, Check your broker, Citadel becomes insolvent, comfy, Comfy Thursday Late Night Edition, Current Trade Halts, Daily Reminder, DD Compilation, DRS Guide, Edition, Failure to delivery, Gamestop hustle, GameStop Investor Site, gme, HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence, Late, Mandatory study time, Minecraft, Naked Short Selling, night, Quarterly Movements, Real-Time Trades, reddit DDs, SEC 10-K Annual report FY23, SEC GME/meme stocks report, Short Restrictions, smp, Stag hunt, Systemic Risk, Temporary alliance, The Everything Short, THURSDAYWelcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us at gme.crazyawesomecompany.com for a wild ride filled with mandatory study time, naked short selling, and a final boss battle against Citadel with the DTCC and FDIC as backup insurance.But wait, there’s more! We have real-time trades that will make your head spin, current trade halts and short restrictions that will have you questioning reality, and a temporary alliance with Reddit and Jews to take down other Jews (don’t worry, we can go back to hating each other later).
Don’t believe everything you read in Reddit DDs, use your brain and check your broker to avoid being rugpulled. And if that’s not enough, we have quarterly movements, equity total return swaps, DOOMPs, ITM CALLs, short interest, and futures roll periods to keep you on your toes.
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to always remember: sneed hedgies. See you there!
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HangryCraft
Beer, BUTTER, Causa Rellena, Cheeses, Cooking, crackers, drinks, Food, Friends, HangryCraft, inside jokes, international dishes, jelly, Late, mashed potato, Party, Picky, Planning, Shrimp cocktail, Spanish tortilla, Themes, Time, turkey
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the food is always ready…or not! Join us for a wild time filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story of a failed dinner party.Imagine a world where the only thing on the menu is beer, crackers, butter, and jelly – sounds delicious, right? Well, that’s just the beginning of the culinary chaos you’ll experience on our server.
Feast your eyes on unrefrigerated turkey, cheeses, and the best mashed potatoes you’ve ever tasted (according to the host, at least). Who needs a functioning fridge when you can have a room temperature buffet?
So come on over and join us for a dining experience unlike any other. Who knows, you might even find yourself eating a grotesque amount of food and questioning if you’re the AITA of the Minecraft world. See you there!
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Late Night Mining Madness Minecraft SMP
2323, bedtime, bedtime routine, Calm, clock, Cozy, Evening, Goodnight, Late, late night, lovely people, madness, Minecraft, Mining, night, Nighttime, Peaceful, Quiet, Relaxation, REST, sleep time, smp, Sweet Dreams, Time, tiredAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever play in!Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of giant diamonds, and tame creepers to do your bidding. We’ve got a secret underground base filled with treasure, a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at anyone who dares to challenge you.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Goodnight, lovely people :3
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BabysitCraft Minecraft Server
aita, BabysitCraft, Babysitting, beer garden, Boundaries, camping, child-free, Communication, Decision making, disagreement, drink, family dynamics, Grandparents, impolite, in-laws, inflexible, Late, Meeting, Minecraft, night out, parenting, Server, turning down
Are you tired of in-laws who always show up late and never want to leave? Do you crave a child-free evening with your spouse without any interruptions? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and build your own virtual paradise!Imagine a world where you don’t have to deal with passive-aggressive messages from your spouse about meeting the in-laws at a beer garden. On our server, you can focus on mining, crafting, and exploring without any family drama getting in the way.
Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into changing your plans – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle you’ve been dreaming of.
So come join us and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a roller coaster or a giant statue of a creeper.
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ParentalPurgeMC
annoyance, bedtime, complaining, Conflict, disagreement, disturbance, Early, family trip, Friends, Hotel, Late, LEAVING, lights, noise, ParentalPurgeMC, parents, Quiet, resolution, Sleep, tired, wine
Are you tired of dealing with noisy adults who just won’t let you sleep? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own hotel room and kick out any noisy guests who disturb your peace! No more bottles of wine and loud chatter keeping you up at night – just peaceful building and crafting to your heart’s content.On our server, you can create your own rules and kick out any unwanted visitors who overstay their welcome. No more being called TA for wanting a good night’s sleep – here, you’re the boss of your own hotel room kingdom.
So come join us on our server and build the hotel room of your dreams, where you can finally get a good night’s sleep without any noisy interruptions. Who needs real-life drama when you can escape to a virtual world of peace and tranquility? Join now and say goodbye to noisy adults forever!
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MineCraftyWakeUpCall
#leo, Accountability, alarms, ANNOYED, Buses, childish behavior, Communication, House, Late, married couple, MineCraftyWakeUpCall, morning person, Overtime, partner, reminder, RESPONSIBILITY, supervisor, travel, waking up, work, work clothes
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where waking up on time is a crucial skill for survival! Join us and experience the thrill of setting multiple alarms, only to turn them off and go back to sleep like a pro.Embark on epic quests to find the magical snooze button, hidden deep within the caves of procrastination. Battle against the evil forces of oversleeping and laziness, all while trying to make it to work on time!
Create your own alarm clock fortress and defend it against the relentless attacks of the late risers. Will you be the hero who saves the day by waking up on time, or will you be forever cursed to hit the snooze button for eternity?
Join now and show off your time management skills in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. Remember, on this server, the early bird catches the diamond, so set those alarms and get ready for the most chaotic morning routine of your life!
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Mail Dominant Server
Dominant, mail, mail carriers, mail delivery, mail distribution, mail dominant, mail processing, mail service, mail sorting, Postal, postal industry, postal rates, postal regulations, postal service, postal system, postal technology, postal workers, postal workers union, Server, servicehey u, ya u, do u like mail? well do we have the server for u! this server is like the postal service on steroids, we deliver mail like no one else. we have flying pigs that deliver your mail straight to your doorstep, no need to worry about creepers blowing up your mailbox.not only that, but we have a secret underground tunnel system that connects all the players’ mailboxes together. you can send secret messages, gifts, or even prank your friends by sending them a box of TNT with a note that says “surprise!”
but wait, there’s more! our post office is run by a group of talking cats who wear tiny mail carrier uniforms. they take their job very seriously and will make sure your mail gets to you in one piece.
so come join our server and experience the thrill of receiving mail like never before. trust us, once you go postal, you’ll never want to go back.
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Zaire Vaccine Craft – 84% Effective
‘84, 70-92%, clinical trials, Craft, disease prevention, Ebola outbreak, Effective, epidemic control, global health, Healthcare, infectious diseases, Medical research, MSF, outbreak response, public health, study, vaccination, vaccine, vaccine effectiveness, virus containment, Zaire, Zaire ebolavirusso, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly BAM! you get hit with the zaire ebolavirus. but WAIT, don’t freak out just yet, cuz on this server, we’ve got the sickest vaccine that’s like 84% effective at curing you! like, who even needs a golden apple when you’ve got that kind of protection, amirite?join our server for the most epic adventures and the craziest battles against mobs and other players. trust me, you’ll wanna be part of this epic journey to save the world from the zaire ebolavirus. plus, rumor has it that the vaccine gives you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes. okay, maybe not the lasers part, but you get the idea.
so what are you waiting for? come join us on this wild ride and let’s conquer minecraft together! #vaccinesaveslives #cureforebolavirus #minecraftmadness
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What is the IP for Flamingo Minecraft Server?
Flamingo is a popular American YouTuber and online personality known for his comedic gaming content and virtual experiences in Roblox. With a unique and energetic style, Flamingo has amassed a dedicated following of millions of fans who enjoy his entertaining and humorous videos. His creativity and engaging personality continue to attract new viewers and solidify his status as a prominent figure in the online gaming community.
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CycleMC
Adventure, Community, Crafting, Cross-Play, Discord, Economy, Empire, Events, exclusive features, Factories, Join, Journey, multiplayer, Play, Professions, Resources, Rewards, Servers, Survival, THRIVING, Tools
:milky_way: Welcome to CyclusMC :milky_way:
Embark on the ultimate Survival adventure! Join CyclusMC and dive into a world of endless possibilities with our exclusive features:
:green_square: SMP – Start from a single set of tools and build up your empire
:briefcase: Jobs – Earn rewards and grow your fortune with diverse professions!
:robot: Factories – Use factories to craft extra resources
:zap: Events – Take part in server events!
Join the thriving community at CyclusMC today. Your Survival journey awaits!
:link: https://discord.gg/CzHSWZgtcS
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Sauce? Minecraft Server
Ad, appreciate, attention seeking, Curiosity, FB scammer, FLASH, Flashing, girl, inappropriate, Inappropriate Behavior, internet, long tail, Minecraft, nudity, ONLINE, Provocative, Sauce, scam, Server, social media, tits, viralCome join our Minecraft server where you never know what kind of wild antics you’ll encounter! We’ve got players flashing their virtual tits, scammers getting trolled, and so much more hilarity. Who needs sauce when you’ve got a server this entertaining? Join now for a non-stop rollercoaster of laughs and absurdity!
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The Kop’s Secret Message Minecraft SMP
Anfield, Anthem, Chant, Dedication, Fans, football, KoP, kops, Liverpool, loyalty, Lyrics, Message, Minecraft, Passion, premier league, secret, smp, Soccer, Stadium, Support, TEAM, ynwa, You’ll Never Walk Alone
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to have fun!Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself surrounded by talking animals who challenge you to build the biggest roller coaster in Minecraft history. But watch out, because the roller coaster is haunted by ghost creepers who will try to blow it up!
Or how about the time when the entire server was turned into a giant game of hide and seek, with the winner getting a pet dragon as a prize? And let’s not forget the time we all had to team up to defeat a giant mutant Enderman who was trying to take over the server!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and see what kind of ridiculous adventures await you. Just remember, the kop wants you to know that this server is not for the faint of heart!
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CraftyCrimeMinecraftSMP
Commit, consequences, CraftyCrimeMinecraftSMP, crime, criminal, Day, Ethics, Forbidden, forbidden act, hypothetical, hypothetical scenario, illegal, Justice, law, Legal, long tail tags, morality, nonmurder crime, punishment, society, tagsWelcome to our Minecraft SMP where all crime is legal for a day! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we unleash our inner villains in the virtual world.Imagine pillaging and plundering your way through the server, stealing diamonds and rare items from unsuspecting players. Or maybe you want to unleash your inner prankster and cover the entire spawn area in pink wool just for laughs.
But beware, the admins are not to be messed with on this server. Rumor has it that they have a secret dungeon where they trap rule-breakers and force them to mine obsidian for eternity. Will you risk it all for a chance at virtual infamy?
So come join us on this crazy adventure where anything goes for a day. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to in this lawless land of pixels and blocks. Just remember, it’s all in good fun… or is it?
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LoveCraft Server
10. Self-care, 11. Acceptance, 12. closure, 13. Grief, 14. Longing, 15. Emotional healing, 16. Self-love, 17. Finding peace, 18. Moving forward, 19. Holding on, 2. Moving on, 20. long-term relationships., 3. Heartbreak, 4. Love, 5. relationships, 6. Breakup, 7. Healing, 8. Coping with loss, 9. Emotional pain, letting go, lovecraft, ServerAre you tired of mining for diamonds alone while crying over your lost love? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to help you let go of that special someone! Join us for a wild ride filled with heartbreak, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of romance with a creeper (they do say opposites attract, after all). So why waste your time pining over someone who doesn’t appreciate your diamond pickaxe skills when you could be building a new life for yourself in our wacky world? Join now and let the healing begin!
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Putin’s Secret Sons Minecraft Server
Affair, Alina Kabaeva, children, confirmation, family, gossip, Journalists, Kremlin, Minecraft, News, Paternity, Politics, putin, Putins, relationship, Rumors, russia, russian president, scandal, secret, secret sons, Server, Sons, speculation, tabloid
So, like, this server is like totally lit, bro. We got Putin’s secret sons playing here, like, for real. They’re building the most epic bases you’ve ever seen, like, straight outta a spy movie. And get this, they’re training their pet bears to fight off any griefers who dare to mess with their stuff. It’s like a Russian mafia meets Minecraft kind of vibe, you know? So if you wanna be part of this crazy world of intrigue and danger, you gotta join this server, like, right now. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free snacks on Tuesdays. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join us, comrade!
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BreakdanceCraft: Raygun’s Apology
Apologises, Apology, Australia, Australian, BreakdanceCraft, Breakdancing, Communication, Community, culture, Dance, Diversity, Expression, Hip Hop, Inclusivity, movement, Music, Raygun, Rayguns, reconciliation, Respect, Understanding, UnitySo, like, this server is like totally the bomb diggity, ya know? We got like, a whole gang of Australian breakdancers who come on here and bust a move while playing Minecraft. It’s like, a whole new level of epicness, mate. And get this, Raygun himself came on and apologized to the breakdancing community for accidentally stepping on someone’s foot during a dance battle. It was like, the most epic showdown ever, with mobs cheering them on and fireworks going off in the background. You gotta join this server, mate, it’s a wild ride from start to finish. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where you can show off your best dance moves and win epic prizes. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and get your groove on!