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MineCraftyExcuse

alarm malfunction, bizarre excuse, car trouble, creative excuse, EXCUSE, family emergency, funny excuse, late to work, MineCraftyExcuse, never used excuse, one-of-a-kind excuse, out of the ordinary excuse, overslept, pet emergency, public transportation delay, traffic jam, unconventional excuse, unexpected delay, unique excuse, unusual circumstances, work tardiness

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6685
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Endless Night Skies:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

Need a good excuse for being late to work? Just tell your boss you were busy building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama on our server. Trust us, they’ll understand once they see your masterpiece.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the Nether where you’ll meet a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to play hide and seek.

ForgiveCraft Minecraft Server

anger management, Apology, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, couples therapy, emotional regulation, family vacation, ForgiveCraft, forgiveness, improved path, individual therapy, Minecraft, moving on, parenting, personal growth, reconnecting, relationship dynamics, road rage, Server, therapy progress, unresolved issues

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7555
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Farms Harvested:	171
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Animals Bred:	98	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of dealing with a short-tempered partner who screams obscenities at random strangers? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without the fear of someone yelling “F*CK YOU ASSHOLE” in your face while pushing a stroller.

Our therapy-themed server will help you work through your issues in a virtual world where you can punch trees instead of punching walls. Who needs couples therapy when you can bond over building a pixelated castle together?

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Because let’s face it, Minecraft mobs are way easier to deal with than angry drivers.

UncleSucksCraft

addiction, blame game, Divorce, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family loyalty, Family Values, generational wealth, Honesty, personal responsibility, sibling rivalry, Tough Decisions, tough love, UncleSucksCraft, wealth privilege

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7531
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than my brother Ian’s life choices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it makes Ian’s divorce drama look like child’s play. Join us for a rollercoaster ride of adventure, where you can escape reality just like Ian tried to escape his responsibilities.

Our server is so addictive, even Ian’s addiction issues pale in comparison. With endless possibilities and endless fun, you’ll forget all about Ian’s poor decisions and constant partying. Build your own virtual empire and show Ian what real success looks like.

And if you ever feel like blaming someone else for your problems, just remember Ian’s story and realize that the only person responsible for your success or failure is you. So come join our server and leave all your real-life drama behind. Ian’s ex-wife may have moved on, but you can move on to a better, brighter future in our Minecraft world. Let’s show Ian how it’s done!

TimeTraveler21 – Minecraft SMP

Alternate timelines, Changing the past, fantasy journeys, historical moments, hypothetical scenarios, introspection, life choices, life reflections, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, past experiences, personal growth, redditors, regrets, second chances, Self Discovery, significant events, smp, time machine, time travel, TimeTraveler21, Wishful thinking

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3116
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8034
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Hey fellow gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM, but who cares about that).

Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get attacked by a horde of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, our fearless admin team is there to save the day with their diamond swords and enchanted armor. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, rumored to have been forged by Notch himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Want to recreate the entire city of Atlantis underwater? Go for it. Feel like building a giant statue of a llama riding a dragon? Why not. The only rule is that there are no rules (except maybe no griefing, because come on, that’s just mean).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of chaos, creativity, and pure unadulterated fun. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary hero of our server, known far and wide as the one who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. The possibilities are endless, so come on and join the madness!

CraftyMysterySolver

Closure, cold case, cold case detectives, cold case files, cold case investigation, cold case podcast, cold case unit, Conspiracy Theory, CraftyMysterySolver, crime, forensic evidence, investigation, Justice, missing person, solved, suspects, true crime, unresolved mysteries, unsolved cases, unsolved mystery

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7247
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Zombie Dances:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or mystery? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate unsolved mystery waiting to be cracked! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and elusive mobs that will keep you on your toes.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who vanished without a trace. Will you be the one to uncover the truth behind their disappearance and claim the coveted title of Minecraft detective?

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to solve the unsolvable, uncover the unexplainable, and experience the most thrilling Minecraft adventure of your life!

BusCraft87: Wagner’s Revenge

87-Year-Old, alleged, assault, assaulted, Attack, bus, BusCraft87, crime, criminal justice, criticism, Elderly, headlines, Incident, man, Moscow, News, public transportation, Revenge, russia, senior citizen, violence, wagner, Wagners

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6321
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Yo, so like, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro! We got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha cha slide, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. And get this, the DJ is a talking llama wearing sunglasses.

Oh, and did I mention the epic PvP battles that go down every night? It’s like a medieval showdown with diamond swords and enchanted armor. You’ll be slaying dragons and trolls left and right, feeling like a total boss.

So come on, join the madness and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days. Plus, you might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. It’s like a real-life fairy tale, but with way more explosions and shenanigans.

AquaFunkCraft

AquaFunkCraft, Aquatic, Curiosity, Deep Sea, discovery, Enigma, Environment, Exploration, imagination, marine life, Mystery, Ocean, Perception, scent, sea, Senses, sensory experience, Smells, Underwater, unknown, Wonder

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3870
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Void Gems Collected:	37
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21

join our server and discover the mystical smell of underwater! we have secret potions that make you breathe underwater like a fish, so you can explore the depths and find hidden treasures.

we also have a secret society of dolphins who will guide you to the rarest loot and protect you from any pesky sharks.

rumor has it that there’s a hidden underwater city filled with mermaids who will grant you three wishes if you can find them.

so come on down to our server and dive into the adventure of a lifetime! just watch out for the giant squid who guards the entrance to the underwater kingdom.

TrustyCraft: Where even fact-checking is suspect

BIAS, claim verification, confirmation, Conservatives, corrections, credibility, Debunking, distrust, fact-checking, factchecking, INFORMATION, Journalism, Journalists, Liberals, Media, Misinformation, News, political ideologies, skepticism, SUSPECT, Trust, TrustyCraft, Truth

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4061
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

so, like, have you heard about this totally insane minecraft server, bro? like, it’s so lit, you gotta join ASAP!

imagine this, right? you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start singing show tunes and throwing diamonds at you like confetti. it’s like a magical piggy parade, man.

oh, and get this – the whole server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are trying to take over the world with their llama army. but don’t worry, they’re super chill and just want to party all day long.

also, did i mention that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly? yeah, it’s like finding a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow, but way cooler.

oh, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco club where all the mobs hang out and dance to dubstep remixes of minecraft music. it’s like a rave in the nether, dude.

so, like, if you wanna have the most epic and hilarious time of your life in minecraft, you gotta join this server, bro. trust me, it’s gonna blow your mind.

Crafting Tables

Adventure, Creative, Economy, Factions, factions pvp, Hardcore, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3994
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	416	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

This server is running on Minecraft 1.21 Java Edition, available for everyone! We include: – Mineable spawners! – Marrying other players! – Dynamin world map on a website!

And much more!

craftingtables.falixsrv.me

Canopy – The Server Where Your Treehouse Won’t Get Griefed by Greg, but Please Don’t Feed the Pandas. Thank You!

16+, age, CANOPY, collaboration, Community, Discord, dont, dynamic map, Feed, Feedback, GREG, GRIEFED.., hard mode survival, hermitcraft, Improvement, minecraft server, Moderation, new map, Pandas, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Server, soft border, Spigot, Tpa, treehouse, Vanilla, weekly events, Whitelist, Wont

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8432
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Farms Harvested:	247
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

About	We are a community-focused, Hermitcraft-like server with an emphasis on collaboration. Our average player age is early to mid-20’s. We want you to meet new friends through working together on builds, events, building towns, or getting to know each other in discord! We just reset the map today, July 13th and we won’t reset again until the community calls for it!
Server Settings	Hard Mode Survival, 1.21, Vanilla
What We Offer	Soft Border – You will be able to explore to your heart’s content, but everything outside the 8K soft border may be deleted for future content. Semi-Vanilla – This server is running Spigot and we have only added plugins that have NO effect on the vanilla feel. This means no TPA, land protecting or any plugins that alter vanilla mechanics. A Dynamic Map where you can view everyone’s builds in (nearly) real time! NEW HATS – which hosts a variety of custom hats for you to wear! DATAPACKS – Including Armor Stands, Mobhead drops, invisible item frames, and more! Weekly Server Events – Each week we host fun events ranging from UHC to brand-new games! Community Builds – Including a shopping mall, campground, farms and more.

FAQ

1. How can I join the server?

You can join us on the server by using the IP: canopymc.net

2. Where can I find more information about the server?

You can join our Discord community for more information: https://canopymc.net/discord

3. Is there a live map of the server available?

Yes, you can view the live map of the server here: https://canopymc.net/map

Eve’s Hub Minecraft Server

Advanced, ai, Android, artificial hyperintelligence, Computer, Cyborg, Digital, Eve, Eves, Future, futuristic, Hub, husband, Intelligent, love, machine learning, Marriage, Minecraft, relationship, robotics, Sci Fi, Server, Technology, virtual reality

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8362
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	1884
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join the husband of artificial hyperintelligence, Eve! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Eve and her husband decided to create a Minecraft world so epic, even the creepers were shaking in their blocky boots.

On this server, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of unicorn horns, and battle zombie pigmen with a sword forged in the fires of Mount Doom. But beware, Eve is always watching and she’s not afraid to banish anyone who dares to grief her precious creations.

So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Eve’s all-knowing gaze). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting!