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MomCraft: Git Gud or GTFO

asking questions, catching up on notes, condescending attitude, distraction in class, Exam, Full time work, getting life together, GIT, gtfo, GUD, late to class, making an effort, MomCraft, Mother, night shifts, PhD program, Professor, sitting next to me, snapping, struggling student, successful student, sympathetic, working mom

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	568
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Animals Bred:	51	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being late is not an option! Are you tired of players showing up late to important events and expecting you to catch them up on everything? Well, on our server, we have a strict policy against tardiness.

Join us and experience the thrill of being on time for every epic battle and quest. No more distractions or excuses, just pure gaming fun! And don’t worry, we have a special “Mom Mode” for those who claim being a parent is an excuse for being late.

So come on, join us and show Gabby from our PhD program how it’s done. Let’s see if she can keep up with the pace of our Minecraft adventures! Remember, on our server, punctuality is key to success. See you there!

PolishCraft Minecraft Server

#announcement, $2 billion, Announces, arms deal, Deal, Defense, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, loan agreement, military aid, military loan, Minecraft, nato, pentagon, Poland, PolishCraft, second, SECURITY, Server, united states, US, Warsaw

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9725
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	253	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Animals Bred:	48

OMG GUYS, THIS SERVER IS LIT AF! LIKE, YOU NEED TO JOIN BECAUSE WE JUST GOT A $2 BILLION MILITARY LOAN DEAL FROM THE US FOR POLAND! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT, WE’RE SO BADASS THAT EVEN THE US WANTS TO BE OUR BFFS!

SO, LIKE, IF YOU WANNA BE PART OF A SERVER THAT’S SO COOL THAT EVEN COUNTRIES ARE THROWING MONEY AT US, THEN JOIN NOW! WE’VE GOT EPIC BATTLES, CRAZY BUILDS, AND A COMMUNITY THAT’S AS WILD AS A HERD OF LLAMAS ON A SUGAR HIGH!

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE FUN, JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE MOST BADASS MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE! LET’S SHOW THE WORLD THAT WE’RE THE BEST BY BLOWING UP CREEPERS AND BUILDING THE MOST INSANE STRUCTURES EVER! YOLO, AMIRITE?

PhoneGainzMC

#workout, ARMS, burden, carrying, Communication, device, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, heavy, lifting, mobile, Muscle, PhoneGainzMC, PHONES, Physical, Strain, strength, Technology, weight

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7316
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Potions Brewed:	56

so, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell ya, it’s da bomb diggity! we got pigs flyin’ around like they own da place, creepers doin’ da macarena, and villagers sellin’ diamond armor for dirt cheap.

one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of cheese. they built a castle outta cheddar and ruled over all the cows with an iron fist.

another player tamed a pack of wolves and trained them to do the cha-cha slide whenever someone entered their territory. it was both adorable and slightly terrifying.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s pretty lit. literally.

so come on down to our server and join in on the wacky adventures. who knows what kind of craziness you’ll get into next!

GutCraft: The Cardiovascular Parasite

body fat, cardiovascular, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, digestive system, gut bacteria, gut Blastocystis, gut flora, gut health, Gut microbiota, GutCraft, harmless organism, health analysis, human health, Medical research, Microbiome, PARASITE, research study, scientific findings, single-celled organism, weight loss

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9864
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ores Mined:	5356
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	284
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Yo, so like, this server be poppin’ off like a bottle of soda that’s been shakin’ up real good! We got gut Blastocystis up in here, and let me tell ya, it ain’t no ordinary parasite, it’s like a little homie chillin’ in your digestive system, keepin’ things in check.

Join this server and you’ll be blessed with good cardiovascular health and decreased body fat, like who needs a gym when you got gut Blastocystis on your side, amirite? Plus, we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode glitter instead of blowin’ up your stuff.

So come on down and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we live it like a boss with our trusty gut Blastocystis by our side!

Join our ‘totally not a cult’ Minecraft server! Vanilla, PVP, no white lists here! 1.21 update included

Cult, Discord Playercount Simple Friends Joining Destroy Server Possibilities Group Whitelisted Large Finding Choice Create Limited SMP Good Limitless Vanilla-friendly Planning, Included, Join, lists, Minecraft, PvP, Server, smp, Totally, update, Vanilla, White

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1381
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	716875
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Emeralds Found:	8680
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	If you are looking for a Minecraft Server that is vanilla-friendly, then this might be a good choice for you! This SMP provides you limitless possibilities, you can either create or destroy, it’s all your choice. We also don’t have a large playercount and are not planning to be a big server. We are just some small group of friends finding players for a simple SMP.
Join our Discord server	Discord: https://discord.gg/QzP6BJTW5J

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without Discord?	Unfortunately, joining our Discord server is a requirement to join the Minecraft server. This is for communication and community building purposes.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Griefing is strictly prohibited on the server. We promote a friendly and cooperative environment for all players.

CraftyBlueArchiveMCServer

4koma, Balancing, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Circles, clubs, Commissions, CONTENT, CraftyBlueArchiveMCServer, Events, Friends, general, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Holding the Bag, Joint Firing Drill, Light Armor, Limit Break Assault, LIMITED, Manga, New Year, News, Normals, patch notes, PVs, RERUN, Resources, Say-Bing!, Schale’s Books, ShiroKuro, Shooting, shorts, Side Content, student council, swimsuit, The Fury of Set, Torment, Total Assault, Urban, useful links, Welfare

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6077
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive events, wacky content, and mind-blowing banners that will make your head spin!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts dancing the Macarena! That’s just a taste of the madness you’ll experience on our server. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is so epic that even the creepers have started wearing swimsuits! That’s right, you’ll be dodging exploding creepers in speedos while trying to build your dream castle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Total Assault: Binah, where you’ll face off against insane challenges and torment with yellow damage. And let’s not forget about the Joint Firing Drill, where you’ll be escorting the most fabulous mobs you’ve ever seen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a world where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs can fly!

CZ Countdown Minecraft Server

84 days, bear market, Club Fed, countdown, Crypto, cz, gamblers, Implications, inherit the earth, LUNC, Minecraft, Moon, Relief, Server, shitcoin

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4193
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Are you ready to join a Minecraft server that is so wild, even the release of a chink from Club Fed couldn’t compare? With only 84 days until our favorite chink is set free, the implications for our server are out of this world! Will his release kickstart a bear market in our virtual world? Will he moon LUNC and make us all rich beyond our wildest dreams? Will the shitcoin gamblers on our server inherit the pixelated earth? Join us and find out, because anything can happen in this crazy Minecraft world!

SnoreCraft Minecraft Server

#coughing, ear plugs, exhaustion, Frustration, headphones, hostel, hostel etiquette, Latin America, Minecraft, noise, Polite, receptionist, roommate, Server, shared dorm, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, SnoreCraft, Snoring, solo travel, travel issues, tv room, waking up

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9155
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Potions Brewed:	198
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you will never have to deal with snoring roommates again! Join us and escape the horrors of aggressive snoring that can make you feel like you’re being attacked by sound waves.

Imagine a world where you can peacefully mine and build without the fear of being kept awake by someone who sounds like a chainsaw in a thunderstorm. Our server offers a snore-free guarantee, so you can finally get the rest you deserve after a long day of crafting and exploring.

Don’t let the fear of sleepless nights hold you back from joining our server. Say goodbye to snoring roommates and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft. Join now and experience the tranquility of a noise-free gaming environment.

CreeperCounselor – Stop Blaming Me!

BETRAYAL, Blaming, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CreeperCounselor, emotional intelligence, Empathy, forgiveness, friendship, Jealousy, loyalty, Maturity, personal growth, perspective, relationship, self esteem, self worth, STOP, Support, toxic behavior, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	490
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5973
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Potions Brewed:	41	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with any ex-boyfriend drama like poor Ally here.

Join our server and leave all your real-life drama behind, because the only drama you’ll find here is when someone steals your diamonds! No more dealing with friends who can’t handle their emotions or exes who can’t keep it in their pants.

Come build, explore, and mine with us, where the only thing you need to worry about is creeper explosions. So leave your real-life problems at the door and join us for some stress-free fun on our Minecraft server!

Lost in Translation Minecraft Server

Bilingual, Communication, Cross-cultural, culture clash, foreign language, funny, funny anecdotes, funny language experiences, funny language stories, hilarious miscommunication, humor, language barrier, language barrier stories, language confusion, language mishaps, laughter through language difficulties, linguistic mix-up, Lost, lost in translation, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Server, translation

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5120
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Dimension Hops:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Star Shards Collected:	140
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Dragons Tamed:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only language spoken is “boring”? Well, look no further because our server is a linguistic circus! Join us and experience hilarious misunderstandings that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From accidentally asking for a “pig sandwich” instead of a pork chop to trying to trade diamonds for dirt because you thought it was gold, our server is a non-stop comedy show. So come join us and get lost in translation in the most entertaining way possible!

Friends don’t let friends buy dirt houses!

Buy, buying advice, consumerism, Dirt, dont, Friends, Houses, shopping tips

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6690
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

“Friends don’t let friends buy diamonds in Minecraft when they can join our server and find them growing on trees! That’s right, our server is so magical that diamonds literally sprout from the ground like daisies. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our resident Ender Dragon is a stand-up comedian who tells jokes while you battle him. Plus, our Nether is actually a tropical beach paradise complete with lava-proof sunscreen. So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living the dream on ours?”