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Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 2000 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 10 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
And get this, instead of mining for diamonds, you’ll be mining for rainbow-colored unicorn poop that gives you magical powers like flying and shooting rainbows out of your butt!
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with zombie DJs and skeleton backup dancers all night long!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most mind-blowing, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft server ever created! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it!