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The Ultimate Question Minecraft SMP

3 AM thoughts, BAITED, basement dwelling, cat pic, Conspiracy Theory, distraction, epiphany, internet culture, late night browsing, matrix, memes, Minecraft, Mountain Dew, neet life, PAJAMAS, question.., Responses, Schizo, smp, Thread, Truth, truth seeker, Ultimate

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3917
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Meteorites Collected:	2

Are you tired of being called a schizo for questioning the Matrix? Do you want to uncover the truth behind the memes? Join our Minecraft SMP where we delve into the deepest conspiracies while building epic structures and battling creepers. We have mountain dew on tap and pajama parties every night. Don’t let the haters distract you, the truth is out there, bros. pic related, it’s my cat in diamond armor Join now and let’s uncover the secrets of the blocky universe together!

LateNightCrafts

insomnia, late night activities, late night browsing, late night conversations, late night creativity, late night exercise, late night gaming, late night meditation, late night music, late night reading, late night relaxation, late night snacks, late night socializing, late night studying, late night thoughts, late night tv, late night walks, late night work, LateNightCrafts, night owls, Up late

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6141
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Animals Bred:	170
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mines Excavated:	1019	Zombie Dances:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about falling asleep again because our crazy community will keep you on your toes 24/7.

Looking for a server where the mobs fight back? Well, look no further because on our server, the creepers have learned karate and the zombies have formed a dance crew. It’s a battle royale like you’ve never seen before!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that farts rainbows and poops out diamonds. If you can catch it, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures of your life! And remember, on our server, the only thing that’s banned is being boring.

AnonCraft Minecraft Server – No. 198423599

AnonCraft, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, crime, detective, Enigma, Fiction, hidden, Intriguing, investigation, Minecraft, Mysterious, Mystery, No. 198423599, novel, puzzling, secret, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, thriller novel, unknown identity

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2314
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	151
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance during battles.

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts where the prize is a real-life unicorn (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Melon Mess Makers

awkward, cantaloupe, Cleanup, cover up, Creative Solutions, Discreet, disposal, disposal methods, disposal techniques, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing situations., family, Fruit, funny, Hiding, Makers, melon, Mess, parents, privacy, Secrets, secrets kept, sneaky

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3225
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Star Shards Collected:	174
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Meteorites Collected:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we specialize in solving life’s most pressing questions, like how to dispose of a creampied cantaloupe without your parents finding out! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret missions, hidden traps, and unexpected twists.

Our server is home to the most skilled players who have mastered the art of cantaloupe disposal. From building elaborate contraptions to launching cantaloupes into space, there’s no limit to the creativity and madness you’ll find here.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society dedicated to protecting the world from evil cantaloupes. Join us in our quest to rid the world of these fruity fiends and unlock exclusive rewards along the way.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a journey like no other. Just remember to keep your cantaloupes under wraps – you never know who might be watching!

BrainyCraft

anatomy, Awareness, biology, brain awareness, brain function, brain knowledge, brain research, brain structure, BrainyCraft, cognition, Consciousness, Earth, Human brains, human cognition, human evolution, intelligence, neuroscience, Psychology, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7308
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7889	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

HEY U, YEAH U, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE DANCING! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY BUILT BY ELVES WHO GOT LOST IN THE NETHER AND DECIDED TO MAKE A NEW HOME.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR PIGS CAN FLY, LITERALLY. THEY GREW WINGS AFTER EATING SOME MYSTERIOUS CARROTS FROM THE END. AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON OUR TALKING SHEEP. THEY’VE GOT SOME JUICY GOSSIP ABOUT THE VILLAGERS.

SO, WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN? BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIKE NO OTHER. WHERE ELSE CAN YOU RIDE A DRAGON INTO BATTLE WHILE WEARING A DIAMOND BIKINI? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, NOWHERE ELSE.

COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE LIKE NEVER BEFORE. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. (UNLESS YOU’RE ALLERGIC TO FUN, THEN MAYBE STAY AWAY)

LoliCraft Server

4chan, Anime, Community, controversial, cute, FANTASY, Fiction, green text, greentext, internet, Loli, Lolicon, LoliCraft, Manga, Nostalgia, ONLINE, Roleplay, Server, Stories, storytelling, taboo, Thread, underage

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8352
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32
Divine Spears Created:	14	Chimeras Created:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Void Armor Forged:	21	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of loli madness! Join us for epic quests, insane battles, and hilarious shenanigans with our adorable loli NPCs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous loli ghost who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face her tricks and earn her respect?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the rarest and most coveted loli pets in all of Minecraft. From tiny fairy loli to fierce dragon loli, you’ll never run out of adorable companions to accompany you on your adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most loli-filled Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Just be sure to watch out for flying cupcakes and rainbow explosions along the way.

VAllureCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

adult audio, asmr, Azura Dulait, Boobs, Current Streams, fansly, FAQ, gen 1, Green lady corpo, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, LIVESTREAMS, Mercy Modiste, Minecraft, NSFW, Patreon, relationship, Schedule, Server, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, Talents, thumbnail, tos, Ultimate, Upcoming Streams, VAllure, VAllure Agency, VAllure General, VAllure Official, VAllureCraft, VOD Archive

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3353
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got a thumbnail with boobs in it, need I say more? Join now for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Our Gen 1 lineup includes Azura Dulait, the Fertility Goddess, Icey Snowpaws, the Feral Polar Bear, Immy Bisou, the Little Sis, Mercy Modiste, the Dorky Yandere, Shibi Cottonbum, Your Ever-Demanding Mistress, and Stronny Cuttles, who is just happy to be back.

But wait, there’s more! Check out our official links for even more madness and mayhem. And don’t forget to ask our FAQ for tourists, where you can learn all about VAllure, the first EN A(dult)Vtuber Corpo. Yes, you read that right.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

OrphanGF Misery Minecraft Server

AITAH, Boundaries, broken up, Communication Issues, emotional manipulation, emotional well being, family responsibilities, Fights, financial burden, harsh life, insecure, Minecraft, miserable life, Misery, orphan girlfriend, OrphanGF, Peace, possessive, reconciliation, Self Respect, Server, Sympathy, toxic behavior

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5391
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Villages Defended:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just a possibility, it’s a guarantee! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and outbursts, just like the rollercoaster relationship described above.

Experience the thrill of trying to calm down a virtual partner who randomly starts crying, all while juggling the pressure of supporting her five teenage siblings financially. Will you be able to resist the temptation to give her virtual money and maintain her virtual self-respect?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for possessiveness and insecurity on a whole new level. Meet your virtual partner daily, talk for hours on end, and say goodbye to your virtual friends and family because she demands all your time. Can you navigate the treacherous waters of a toxic relationship in the virtual world?

Join us now and see if you can survive the endless fights over trivial matters, where every glance at your virtual partner might result in a new argument. Will you break free from the cycle of drama and find peace, or will you be sucked back into the chaos of a love-hate relationship?

Don’t miss out on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server experience, where love, tears, and tantrums await you at every turn. Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

MIL-less Mother’s Day Madness

Communication Issues, cultural expectations, Day, emotional labor, family dynamics, family gatherings, father in-law, holiday stress, Hosting, household responsibilities, husband-wife dynamics, in-laws, madness, meal planning, MILless, misunderstandings, mother-in-law, mother’s day, MOTHERS, parenting, relationship boundaries, Resentment, social etiquette, traditional celebrations

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9101
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
New Chunks Explored:	154483	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	1833
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a total boss? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dodging virtual creepers and zombies.

Our server is so epic, it’s like a virtual rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland. Plus, we have secret hidden treasures scattered throughout the map that will make you feel like a true treasure hunter.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even your in-game parents will want to join in on the fun. Imagine celebrating in-game Mother’s Day and Father’s Day with your pixelated family, complete with virtual presents and flowers. Who needs real-life family gatherings when you can have a Minecraft party instead?

So come on, join our server and show off your building skills while dodging virtual in-laws. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

BlockbusterBinge

addiction, all-time favorite, Binge, BlockbusterBinge, cant get enough, Cinema, classic, Entertainment, Favorite, film, love, Marathon, Movie, must see, never gets old, Obsession, over and over, repeat, rewatch, Timeless, watch

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4002
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Are you tired of watching the same movie over and over again? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can watch a live reenactment of your favorite movie every day! That’s right, we have a team of dedicated players who will act out scenes from any movie you choose, from Titanic to The Avengers. Join our server and experience the magic of cinema like never before!

CrimeaCraft Minecraft Server

air defense, Antiaircraft systems, Armed Forces, Conflict, Crimea, CrimeaCraft, Defense, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, military equipment, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, military technology, Minecraft, russia, Russia-Ukraine relations, security forces, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian military, War

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	134
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, man! We got Ukrainian Military up in here destroying Russian antiaircraft systems in Crimea like it’s nobody’s business!

Imagine the chaos, the explosions, the drama! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form!

You don’t wanna miss out on all the insanity happening on this server. Join now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

WarCraftRusAfricana

African migrants, Africans, Conflict, discrimination, eastern europe, Exploitation, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global conflict, human rights violations, international relations, military aggression, military intervention, Political unrest, Propaganda, racism, russia, ukraine war, War Crimes, WarCraftRusAfricana

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6208
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the craziest sh*t happens? Well, let me tell you about this one server where Russia is sending Africans to die in the Ukraine war… in Minecraft! Yeah, you heard me right. We got a whole storyline going on where Putin is recruiting players from all over the world to fight in this epic battle. And guess what? The loot is INSANE! You can get your hands on some rare weapons and armor that will make you the most OP player on the server. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft war hero!