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  • Blaze Haven Minecraft Server

    Blaze Haven Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 2637
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Unicorn Sightings: 1

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon has been spotted doing the Macarena!

    But that’s not all – we have epic quests that will have you battling giant chickens, rescuing villagers from evil llamas, and even taking on a horde of zombie clowns (yes, you read that right)!

    So why wait? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the most absurd, wacky, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

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  • The Creepy Creeper – Minecraft SMP

    The Creepy Creeper – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 4418
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Falling into the Void: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Star Shards Collected: 129
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20

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    Welcome to the Barbie Crampton edition of our Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we have the most fabulous builds you’ve ever seen. Our spawn town is literally made out of pink glitter blocks and unicorn horns.

    But that’s not all, folks. We have a secret underground disco party room where the mobs go to boogie down. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you get a lifetime supply of diamond pickaxes.

    Oh, and did I mention our resident llama, Larry, who can speak six different languages and gives out free hugs? Yeah, Larry is a legend around here.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Barbie Crampton edition SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Let’s get crafting, darlings!

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  • He Cucked Minecraft Server

    He Cucked Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 6463
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Mythical Relics Collected: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2

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    Join our Minecraft server where Richard Hannia voted for Trump just to get “Trump bucks” and because he’s a Jew, so it was bound to happen anyway! If you want to mine for diamonds while laughing at Richard’s crazy political decisions, this is the server for you! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player and loves to troll unsuspecting miners. So come join us for a wild ride filled with diamonds, drama, and questionable political choices!

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  • The Secret Minecart Society – Minecraft SMP

    The Secret Minecart Society – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 5630
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 New Chunks Explored: 171737
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the creepers wear party hats and the pigs ride around on mini motorcycles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken nugget that grants you unlimited chicken wings for life.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons let loose and show off their killer dance moves. Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience!

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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 2352
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 26
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4

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  • Hairy Women Thread Minecraft SMP

    Hairy Women Thread Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 105/400 Votes: 3951
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1086 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Towns Built: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Mines Excavated: 1161 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 29

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further than our server, where the only rule is that you must have a minimum of three hairy women in your Minecraft skin at all times! Why, you ask? Because hairy women bring good luck and prosperity to your virtual world, of course!

    Join us for epic adventures like the time we all rode pigs into battle against a horde of angry chickens, or when we built a giant statue of a hairy woman out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. And don’t even get us started on our annual Hairy Women Fashion Show, where players compete to create the most fabulous hairy woman skin.

    So come on down to our server and join in on the hairy fun! Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you fall off your virtual chair and into a pit of lava. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

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  • Chad’s Epic Minecraft Server

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    Players: 107/200 Votes: 1746
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 24
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 12
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

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    Are you tired of beta males and ugly women crying about feminism and traditional values on other servers? Well, on our server, Chad is the king! He does what he wants and goes along with it, all while the chadwomen cheer him on. Join us if you want to be part of a community where Chad reigns supreme and the beta males and ugly women are left in the dust. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least Chad is having a blast!

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  • Pope-ular Belief Minecraft SMP

    Pope-ular Belief Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 2723
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 29 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3008 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12

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  • Euphonium City Minecraft Server

    Euphonium City Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 6048
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 28
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Farms Harvested: 993
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 40 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6

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