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Noob Haven Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2058
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring school routine? Well, why not escape to our Minecraft server instead! Imagine waking up late for school and realizing you don’t have to go because you’re too busy building epic structures and battling dragons in our virtual world. Who needs algebra when you can have a pet creeper named Bob who follows you around and explodes on command? Join us for a wild ride of chaos and creativity, where the only homework you’ll have is mining for diamonds and crafting enchanted weapons. Say goodbye to boring school days and hello to endless adventures on our insane Minecraft server!

Rulebreaker’s Realm

civil disobedience, ethical boundaries, Ethics, individual freedom, justification, law enforcement, minor infractions, minor offenses, moral code, moral reasoning, non-conformity, overlooked laws, overlooked regulations, personal autonomy, personal beliefs, personal convictions, Realm, Rebellion, rule breaking, Rulebreakers, societal norms, societal rules

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8003
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where rules are meant to be broken! We encourage all players to break the rules in the most outrageous ways possible because why not?

One of our favorite rules to break is building structures taller than the sky limit. We believe that the sky’s the limit, quite literally, and we encourage players to defy gravity and build towering skyscrapers that reach the heavens. Who needs rules when you can reach for the stars?

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground club where players can engage in illegal potion brewing and enchanting. Who needs to follow the rules of the land when you can brew potions that turn you into a flying pig or enchant your sword to shoot fireballs?

So come join our server and break all the rules in the most epic and hilarious ways possible. Who knows what kind of mischief and mayhem you’ll get up to in our crazy world of Minecraft!

MineCraftIKEABoom

Accountability, anti tank mines, consequences, Defense, dismissal, Explosives, FIRED, general, ikea, investigation, leadership, Military, military equipment, MineCraftIKEABoom, negligence, oversight, Polish, Safety, scandal, SECURITY, weapons

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1523
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Animals Bred:	122
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24

join our minecraft server, where we have anti-tank mines hidden in every corner just waiting to explode! our polish general got fired for missing them, but you can come and try your luck! watch out for those sneaky mines in the IKEA section, they’ll blow your mind (literally)! come join the chaos and see if you can survive the ultimate challenge!

Tsundere Allies United

Alliance, Allies, cold war, cooperation, Diplomacy, enemies, foreign policy, History, international relations, mortal enemies, Politics, reconciliation, sworn allies, Tension, TRANSITION, trust building, Tsundere, uk, United, Usa, world war II

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5146
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Buildings Constructed:	46	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

lol, come join our minecraft server where we reenact the epic tsundere love story between USA and UK but with blocks and creepers! build your own tsundere base and declare war on each other only to end up being besties in the end. who needs history books when you can live it in minecraft, amirite? join now for the ultimate tsundere experience!

The Crafty Table

Blazeandcave’s Advancements, Chat feelings, Community, Crafty, Creative World, Democracy, Discord, Dynmap, Exploration, GSit, Hard reset, Lands, minecraft server, Multiverse, Planet MC, Plugins, RAID WORLD, Resource Gathering, Semi Vanilla, Shop, survival server, Table, unclaimed land, Worldguard

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2072
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

About TCT:

IP: thecraftytable.com

Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.

We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1! Meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.

Our plugins:

Plugins
Lands
Shop
Worldguard
Multiverse
Chat feelings
Gsit
Dynmap
BlazeandCaves Advancements

What makes us unique?

One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.

We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.

We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.

Key links:

Discord: https://discord.gg/mezpHTMq64
Dynmap: http://map.thecraftytable.com:25572/
Planet MC: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/the-crafty-table-5086328/

TCT News: We now have a raid world that resets monthly for resource gathering and exploration so that our main world can continue to be a hub for our player’s fantastic projects.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What type of server is TCT?	TCT is a small scale, semi-vanilla survival server with its own creative world.
What plugins does TCT use?	TCT uses plugins such as Lands, Shop, Worldguard, Multiverse, Chat feelings, Gsit, Dynmap, and BlazeandCaves Advancements for socializing and convenience.
How does the community influence TCT?	TCT allows players to suggest changes and vote on proposals through Discord, as well as host a monthly MVP vote to highlight outstanding players.
Are there any special events on TCT?	TCT now has a raid world that resets monthly for resource gathering and exploration.

Eternal Hololive Love 1.21.1

1.21.1, ETERNAL, hololive, idol agency, idol brand, idol community, idol culture, idol dedication, idol fandom, idol fans, idol industry, idol loyalty, idol management, idol support, Japanese idols, love, online idols, Oshi, virtual entertainment, virtual idols, virtual reality, Vtubers

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	331
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27

Yo, bro, forget about those 3D girls, come join our Minecraft server! Hololive may have your back, but our server has your front, your sides, and even your butt cheeks covered, bro.

We got all the crazy builds, the epic PvP battles, and the dankest memes you’ll ever see in your life.

Don’t waste your time watching VTubers, come hang out with us and experience a whole new level of virtual insanity.

Join now and let’s create some epic memories together, bro!

DadBodCraft Minecraft Server

acknowledgment, Beach, children, Complimenting, Conversation, Courtesy, DadBodCraft, endearing, family, Father, Gesture, little girl, Minecraft, motivation, politeness, Routine, Rude, Running, Server, snarky, STAIRWAY, young mother

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7251
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Secret Passages Found:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that values manners and acknowledges polite behavior? Look no further than our server, where even the smallest gestures are appreciated! Just like the little girl who noticed a player trying to pass by on the stairs and made way for them, we believe in kindness and respect.

Join our server and experience a world where even the most two-dimensional players are welcomed with open arms. And who knows, maybe you’ll even receive a compliment about your lovely father while you’re at it!

So come on down to our server and leave rudeness at the door – unless, of course, you’re looking to be called a “jerk” from above. But hey, who doesn’t love a little drama in their Minecraft adventures?

CraftyParkingWars

aita, CAR, CraftyParkingWars, giving a fuck, Hit, Hungry, husband, Karma, parking etiquette, public parking, public parking spot, Rainy, Restaurant, Rush, Saturday evening, shouting, Sidewalk, sidewalk parking, spot, stealing

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7734
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where parking spot drama is a thing of the past! Join us and never worry about getting yelled at for taking someone’s spot again.

Our server is so chill that even if someone tries to block your way, you can just build a giant wall around their car and keep on cruising. No need to worry about karma striking back, because on our server, karma is just a cute little sheep wandering around.

So come join us and leave all your IRL drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is running out of diamonds (but don’t worry, we have plenty to go around)!

PostNutSMP – Men’s Post Nut Clarity Minecraft SMP

behavior changes, Clarity, cognitive function, critical thinking, Decision making, emotional clarity, gender dynamics, hypothetical scenarios, introspection, male perspective, Men, Mens, Minecraft, nut, personal growth, post, Post-nut clarity, PostNutSMP, psychological effects, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, sexual satisfaction, smp, societal impact, societal norms, world changes

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5871
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Farms Harvested:	485	Ores Mined:	768
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	11

OMG guys, imagine if we all joined this epic Minecraft SMP where everyone is in a constant state of post nut clarity! Like, you know when you bust a nut and suddenly you have all these amazing ideas and insights? Well, that’s how everyone is on this server 24/7!

Join us and experience the most mind-blowing builds and redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen, all thanks to the power of post nut clarity. We’ve got a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance because that’s just how clear our minds are.

And get this, there’s a legendary diamond pickaxe hidden somewhere on the map that can only be found by someone in the ultimate post nut clarity state. Will you be the one to find it and unlock its true power? Join now and find out!

But beware, there’s a group of evil villagers who have harnessed the power of post nut clarity for their own nefarious purposes. Will you join forces with them or stand against their dastardly plans? The choice is yours, but remember, only those in the post nut clarity state can truly decide their fate on this wild and wacky server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the nutty adventures begin!

Potty-mouthed Pixel Land

animation, cartoon, Censorship, Character, children’s entertainment, creativity, family friendly, FANTASY, Fun, G rated, humor, hypothetical, hypothetical situation, imagination, innocent, kid friendly, Land, Language, PIXEL, playful, Pottymouthed, speculation, swearing

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5806
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Potions Brewed:	174
Dimension Hops:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25

Join our Minecraft server and find out which G-rated character would swear the most if they were let loose in our virtual world! We’ve got SpongeBob dropping F-bombs, Mickey Mouse going on a cursing spree, and even Pikachu shocking everyone with its potty mouth. Don’t miss out on the hilarity – join now for a chance to witness your favorite characters behaving in ways you never thought possible!

No Time for Standing Still

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6437
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Emeralds Found:	9166
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Animals Bred:	96	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	3804	Mines Excavated:	1772

join our epic minecraft server where time is a mere suggestion and gravity is optional. you can build a house on the ceiling or ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

we have a secret underground city filled with diamond armor-wearing villagers who will trade you enchanted items for a stack of dirt.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary golden sheep that poops out blocks of solid gold.

but beware, there are rumors of a giant creeper boss that roams the land, ready to explode your hard work into oblivion.

come join us and defy the laws of physics in the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft server ever created.