🔥Late Early Pleistocene Minecraft Servers

Quicksand Hyena Trap – SE Spain

archaeology, CARNIVORES, Excavation, Fossil site, Fuente Nueva-3, geology, Guadix-Baza Depression, hyena, ice age, Late Early Pleistocene, latrine, MegaFauna, Megaherbivores, Paleoenvironment, Paleontology, prehistoric, quicksand, Quicksand trap, SE Spain, spain, Spanish history, trap

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3636
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Emeralds Found:	6551

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE WACKY THAN A HYENA LATRINE ON A QUICKSAND TRAP? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIKE A TIME MACHINE TO THE LATE EARLY PLEISTOCENE!

IMAGINE BUILDING YOUR HOUSE AMONGST MEGAHERBIVORES AND HYENAS DOING THEIR BUSINESS EVERYWHERE. IT’S A REAL PARTY, I TELL YA.

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT EVEN STUMBLE UPON A TIME-TRAVELING MEGALODON WHO’S JUST TRYING TO MAKE FRIENDS.

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF YOUR MINECRAFT LIFE. WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE HYENAS AND QUICKSAND, RIGHT?

Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

51.81.62.131, desuarchive, Groups, habits, haha, hate, ihatemyself, io, Map, Mega, Minecraft, posscraft, posshouse, roadkill, smp, Steam, steamcommunity, Tag, tagmap, Thread, Trash

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7838
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

BlockBusterMinecraft SMP

Acting, BlockBusterMinecraft, Character development, cinematography, classic, Direction, editing, emotional impact, Favorite, film, FLAWLESS, influential, Masterpiece, Movie, perfectly made, production design, script, smp, sound design, storytelling, Timeless, top choice

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5129
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Runes Activated:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Crops Grown:	6481	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken nugget. But be warned, the nugget is guarded by a herd of zombie cows who are obsessed with disco music.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the derpy llama unicorn. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because these llamacorns have a mischievous streak!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil bunnies or build a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to the Nether? Join us today and let your imagination run wild!

BlockbusterFlicks – Mine, Craft, Watch!

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5976
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Are you tired of boring old servers that make you yawn harder than a sleepy kitten? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our Minecraft server is about to blow your mind! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where every block is made of pure glitter and unicorns fly through the sky farting rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies break it down like it’s Thriller night. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, we also have a giant hot tub filled with lava that you can relax in while sipping on a potion of fire resistance.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you watch a group of skeletons perform a synchronized swimming routine or witness a pack of wolves form a boy band and serenade you with howls of love? Trust us, this server is so epic, it’ll make your favorite movie look like a snoozefest in comparison. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

DockCraftStrike

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5558
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

so, like, there was this big ol’ dockworker strike, right? but then, like, outta nowhere, they were all like “nah, we good now” and went back to work. but, like, they left behind all these crazy cool docks and ships and stuff, and now we got this awesome new minecraft server to play on!

come join us on this server, where you can sail the high seas and battle pirate zombies while building your own epic dock empire. we got treasure hunts, underwater caves full of diamonds, and even a secret underwater city ruled by a squid king.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? come hang out with us and have a blast on the docks!

Crafty Crew – Minecraft Server

#youtube, alcohol, alcoholic Aussie, Australian streamer, Brood War, Casio Mario World, Crafty, CREW, game + hard, Gaming, kaizo, Live Stream, Minecraft, multistreams, Nambona, Nambona420, Nambona890, online personality, Server, shittalk, twitch, twitch streamer, Yakuza Games, YouTube content creator

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1938
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mines Excavated:	2554	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8737	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Nambona, the local alcoholic Aussie, rules the land! Join us if you’re ready to game hard and shittalk even harder!

Reasons to join: – Nambona loves alcohol, Yakuza games, Kaizo, and Brood War – just imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with him! – Watch Nambona on Twitch as he takes on Casio Mario World – it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before! – Join our server and experience the chaos for yourself – who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll have with Nambona leading the way!

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong liver – you’re gonna need it!

‘The Truth’ Minecraft SMP Mastermind

aew, Entertainment, Gaytch, gorillion, Impressive.., mastermind, Minecraft, multi year extension, Netflix streaming, Network, non-exclusivity deal, PEACOCK, phaseout, PPVs, Profitability, Revenue, shock, Silence, smp, third hour, Truth, Victory, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8372
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1383	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we have EVERYTHING you could ever want. We’ve got multi-year extensions on our server, 180+ gorillion diamonds waiting to be mined, and a non-exclusivity deal that will blow your mind. Plus, we’ve got Netflix streaming so you can watch all your favorite shows while you mine away.

But that’s not all, we’ve also got PPVs on Peacock and the Network worldwide. You can battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills to players from all over the world. And don’t even get me started on the phaseout of the third hour – we’re increasing our yearly revenue like crazy and moving into profitability faster than you can say “creeper”.

So come join us on this insane journey and see how the AEWtists will reckon with our undeniable victory. Even Gaytch himself would have to give us props for how epic this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most impressive Minecraft SMP around!

TeenPoolParty Minecraft Server

A-type students, backyard, big house, college-aged girls, Community, competitive swimmers, Friendly, Gate, key, Minecraft, Neighborhood, parents, playboy mansion, Pool, practice swimming, retired, Routine, semi-rural area, Server, South, teacher friend, teenage neighbors, TeenPoolParty, Tinder

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7966
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	30
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server where you can swim with competitive 14-year-old girls in a virtual pool! Don’t worry, their parents are totally cool with it. Plus, we have a special “Tinder” feature where you can meet virtual dates who may or may not judge you for your questionable pool companions. Come join the fun and see why we’re the most scandalous Minecraft server around!

SnoozeCraft: No Room for Night Owls

adult siblings, Boundaries, communication problems, compromise, Conflict Resolution, family drama, financial strain, guest etiquette, living arrangements, night, noise complaints, OWLS, personal space, Respect, room, roommate issues, self-care, sibling relationships, sleep schedule, SnoozeCraft, Support, temporary housing, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8784
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is brewing just like a potion in a cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family situation!

🎮 Need a break from real-life family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from obnoxious sisters and their loud boyfriends. No noise-cancelling headphones required here, just good old-fashioned peace and quiet (unless a creeper sneaks up on you, that is).

🤪 Dive into a world where kicking out unruly guests is as easy as mining for diamonds. Who needs family therapy when you can just ban them from your virtual realm? It’s all fun and games until someone starts calling their friends and family to complain about being kicked out of the server!

🌟 So come on over and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who needs sleep when you can stay up all night building epic structures and battling mobs? Just remember, in our world, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. 😉

NoInternetNights Minecraft SMP

activities, Board Games, Crafts, dreaming, Entertainment, going out, hobbies, Listening to music, long tail tag: “life before the internet”, Minecraft, NoInternetNights, Nostalgia, playing games, pre-internet, Puzzles, reading, Sleeping, smp, socializing, Stargazing, talking on the phone, watching TV, Writing

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6603
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Imagine a world without internet… shudders But fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the dark abyss of boredom! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. Legend has it that these llamas once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but their spit and sheer determination. So if you want to learn from the best, join us and witness the greatness of the llama overlords.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that if you can impress the chickens with your sick dance moves, they will grant you access to their hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious community you’ll ever encounter. Who needs internet when you have llamas and dancing chickens to keep you entertained?

BlockbusterSteve

all time, Beloved, BlockbusterSteve, character study, Cinema, Cinematic, classic, favorite movie character, fictional, film, Hero, heroine, iconic, Legendary, memorable, most loved, Protagonist, silver screen, Timeless, top choice, unforgettable

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4702
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	4943
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for movie buffs and gamers alike!

Join us and embark on epic quests inspired by your favorite movie characters. Want to team up with Iron Man to defeat the Ender Dragon? Done. How about building a replica of Hogwarts with Harry Potter? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive events where you can battle it out in Hunger Games-style arenas or participate in dance-offs with the Avengers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a world where Nicolas Cage is the ruler and everything is made of cheese.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your wildest movie fantasies come to life in the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!