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Toilet Break Time Minecraft SMP

1672 days, Afk, Away from keyboard, bathroom break, be right back, BRB, brb bro, Break, break time, gotta go, gotta go to the toilet, INACTIVE, last online, Long time no see, long time offline, Minecraft, ONLINE, restroom break, smp, taking a break, Time, TOILET, toilet break, toilet time

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a server where players mysteriously disappear for 1672 days after going to the toilet. Where did they go? Nobody knows, but it sure makes for some interesting conversation in the chat. Join us for a wild ride of toilet adventures and unexpected disappearances. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to vanish into the abyss! Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring some extra toilet paper.

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New Server IP
WeddingCraft2021

best friend miscarriage, big day, ceremony pictures, cost of redoing wedding, Credit, first house, guest count, Marriage, reception, redo wedding, rushed ceremony, savings, spending money, Vows, wedding anniversary, wedding anniversary celebration, wedding ceremony, wedding planning, wedding redo, wedding venue, WeddingCraft2021

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all your blocky adventures!

Join us for the craziest virtual wedding anniversary celebration you’ve ever seen! Forget about redoing your real wedding, come to our server and have a Minecraft-themed vow renewal ceremony that will leave you and your spouse in stitches. Who needs expensive venues when you can exchange vows in a pixelated paradise?

And if that’s not enough, we also offer a special package for couples who had a disastrous wedding day. Did your best friend have a medical emergency during your ceremony? No problem! We’ll make sure your virtual wedding goes off without a hitch, and this time, you can extend the ceremony for as long as you want. Plus, our expert decorators will make sure your reception spot is decked out in the finest virtual decorations.

So why spend thousands of dollars on a real wedding do-over when you can have the time of your life on our Minecraft server? Join us now and get ready for a wedding anniversary celebration like no other!

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New Server IP
StrangerDanger Minecraft SMP

boundary violation, emergency response, Front door safety, Home Invasion, home security, Intruder alert, Locking doors, Minecraft, neighborhood watch, personal safety, privacy invasion, Protecting your home, safety precautions, security measures, self defense, smp, stay vigilant, stranger danger, StrangerDanger, suspicious behavior, unexpected visitors, Unwanted entry, unwelcome guests

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! So like, one time I was building my house and this random dude tried to open my front door, can you believe it? I was like, “Bro, do you even knock?” But then he was like, “I just wanted to see your epic build, bro.” And I was like, “Oh okay, come on in then, but only if you bring me some diamonds.” And guess what? He actually brought me diamonds! So now we’re like besties and we go on epic adventures together. You never know what’s gonna happen on this server, it’s wild man. Join us and be part of the madness, it’s gonna be lit AF!

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New Server IP
BlockBusterLaughs

Best Comedy, BlockBusterLaughs, classic comedy, comedic genius, comedic timing, comedy, Comedy film, favorite funny movie, funny actors, Funny Moments, funny movie, hilarious, humor, humor in film, laugh out loud, Laughter, movie night, movie quotes, movie recommendations, must watch comedy, top comedy movies

Are you ready to laugh your blocky socks off? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of hilarious adventures! Our server is filled with wacky characters, crazy challenges, and more puns than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Picture this: you’re exploring a pixelated jungle when suddenly you stumble upon a group of chickens doing the chicken dance. Or how about the time our players built a giant statue of a creeper wearing a top hat and monocle?

But the real reason to join our server? The funniest movie you’ve ever seen won’t even come close to the comedy gold you’ll experience here. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to ROFL your way through the best Minecraft server around!

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New Server IP
Lucy in Minecraft Land

Actor, actress, classic, comedy, Cultural, desi arnaz, Dubbed, English, Entertainment, iconic, Land, Language, Love Lucy, Lucy, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Shout, Sitcom, Spanish, television, television history., translation, vintage

So, like, this server is, like, the craziest place to play Minecraft, man. like, you won’t believe the shenanigans that go down here. like, one time, a player rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava, but, like, they survived because they had a potion of fire resistance or something. it was, like, insane, dude.

And, like, the mobs on this server are, like, next level. like, we have zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes and creepers that explode into a rainbow of glitter. it’s, like, so wild, man.

Oh, and, like, the admins on this server are, like, the coolest people ever. like, one time, they hosted a dance party in the Nether and everyone was busting out their best moves. it was, like, lit, dude.

So, like, if you want to join a server that’s, like, off the chain, then, like, you gotta come play on this server. it’s, like, the best place to be, man.

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New Server IP
BadWolfMC

activities, Adult, BadWolfMC, Community Integration, Creative, Discord, Diverse, diverse cultures, Drama-free, Economy, Events, Gamersafer Approved., Greylisted, INCLUSIVE, Mature, Mojang Approved, Network, official minecraft server list, Plugins, Protection, respectful, Semi Vanilla
BadWolfMC Server Overview

Server IP PLAY.BADWOLFMC.COM

Your Adult Minecraft Server Paradise

Are you tired of the chaos and drama often found in Minecraft servers? If you’re seeking a laid-back, adult-friendly space to express your creativity and enjoy the game without distractions, look no further. Welcome to BadWolfMC, the ultimate adult Minecraft server network for players 18 and over.

Why Choose BadWolfMC?

BadWolfMC stands out as a unique server environment designed to enhance your Minecraft experience. Our server is an oasis away from drama and a space to unwind, have a little fun, and get creative.

Get Started Today!

Ready to join the best adult Minecraft server? Check out BadWolfMC today!

Server IP PLAY.BADWOLFMC.COM

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General Server Rules
FAQ

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Unfortunately, our server is exclusively for players who are 18 years of age or older.

Q: Are there any specific gameplay modes available on BadWolfMC?

A: Yes, we offer several game modes to choose from including survival, hardcore, skyblock, acid island, one block, prison, creative, and minigames.
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New Server IP
Overindulged Oasis 1.21.4

1.21.4, Binge Eating, breaking the cycle, compulsive eating, diet sabotage, eating disorder, emotional eating, excessive eating, food addiction, food cravings, food guilt, food indulgence, gluttony, mindless eating, Oasis, overeating, Overindulged, overindulgence, self-control, struggling with portion control, unhealthy habits, unhealthy relationship with food, weight gain

Yo, bro, do you love eating as much as I do? Then you gotta join this epic Minecraft server where you can feast on virtual food all day long!

I’m talking about chowing down on pixelated steak, munching on blocky burgers, and slurping up square-shaped soup like there’s no tomorrow.

Forget about building epic structures or battling monsters – the real fun is in stuffing your face with endless amounts of virtual food.

Join now and let’s see who can eat the most in this crazy food-filled world!

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New Server IP
No, it’s a Minecraft server!

British etiquette, covid recovery, disabled badge, disabled parking, disabled parking etiquette, first come first serve, Minecraft, not my problem, oxygen cylinder, oxygen mask, oxygen prongs, pneumonia recovery, protective mum, ranting woman, respiratory appointment, Server, straight face, wheelchair assistance

Are you tired of dealing with entitled oxygen tank-wielding parking spot stealers in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be fighting for is the best spot to build your epic castle! No oxygen tanks necessary, just a sense of humor and a love for virtual adventures.

Join us and leave the real world drama behind. Our server is filled with friendly players who won’t steal your parking spot or yell at you for trying to park legally. Plus, our virtual wheelchairs are top of the line and never run out of battery!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the oxygen tank drama in the past. Who knows, you might even find a new friend to push you around (virtually, of course)!

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New Server IP
CraftyCourtFines

APPEAL, AUTHORITY, bailiffs, budget holiday, clean air zone, Communication, court fees, court order., CraftyCourtFines, favour, Fine, fines, Frustration, holiday, Manipulation, misunderstanding, moral obligation, mutual friend, payment, penalty notice, Work colleague

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as Tara’s driving through a clean air zone without paying the fee!

Join us for insane adventures and crazy drama like never before. Just like how Tara got clamped by bailiffs, you’ll be clamped by the fun and excitement on our server.

Explore a world where anything can happen, just like how Tara had to pay a ridiculous fine for taking us on holiday. But don’t worry, on our server, the only thing you’ll be paying for is a great time!

So come join us and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a sticky situation just like Tara, but with a lot more laughs and fun along the way. Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

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New Server IP
CraftyKremlinWarBanter

ceasefire agreement, Conflict Resolution, CraftyKremlinWarBanter, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, economic sanctions, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military intervention, peace negotiations, peace talks, political pressure, russia, sanctions, security measures, Ukraine, united states, US, War

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere. if you join, you’ll get a free pet llama that farts diamonds.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and a portal to a dimension where pigs can fly? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

plus, our staff are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. and if you ever get bored, just hop on our rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion.

so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? it’s, like, the coolest place in the whole minecraft universe. come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together!

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New Server IP
Veggie & Fruit Juice Gut Fun

Fruit, Fun, Gut, Juice, Veggie

So, like, you ever wonder what would happen if you, like, drank a bunch of vegetable and fruit juice in Minecraft? Well, on this server, we’re all about that veggie and fruit juice life, bro!

Join us and watch as your gut and oral microbiome, like, totally transform into something out of this world! Your Minecraft character will be, like, glowing with health and vitality, all thanks to the power of juicing!

But that’s not all, oh no! On this server, we’ve got, like, special quests and challenges that involve juicing different fruits and veggies to unlock, like, superpowers and abilities! You’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot lasers from your eyes and stuff, all because of the magic of juicing!

So, like, come join us on this totally rad Minecraft server and experience the wacky and wild world of vegetable and fruit juicing like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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New Server IP

Server IP	PLAY.BADWOLFMC.COM
Apply Now	Membership Application

BadWolfMC Server Overview

Your Adult Minecraft Server Paradise

Why Choose BadWolfMC?

Get Started Today!

General Server Rules

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

Q: Are there any specific gameplay modes available on BadWolfMC?