But beware, if you try to pull a Sarah and lie about needing time off for a concert, you’ll face consequences worse than a horde of angry zombies. Our community values honesty above all else, so come join us for a server experience like no other. Just remember, honesty is the best policy, especially when it comes to saving your spot in the virtual world!
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CraftyCreeper Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of honesty and integrity? Look no further than our server, where lying about emergencies to get out of work is strictly prohibited! Join us for a wild ride of adventure, where the only emergency you’ll be facing is trying to survive the night with creepers lurking around every corner. -
NoPartyForFH-MineCraft
Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the stress of wedding planning? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the drama and coordination of real life events.Join us and experience the thrill of trying to coordinate with different factions, just like trying to schedule a tasting with the caterer for your wedding. Will you be able to get everyone on the same page, or will chaos ensue?
And just like in-laws throwing last-minute curveballs, our server is full of surprises and unexpected events. You never know what will happen next, just like that family birthday party that may or may not interfere with your plans.
So come join our server and let go of all the wedding planning stress. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn some valuable communication skills along the way (or at least have a good laugh)!
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HangryCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never go hungry like poor Ava did at Lisa’s house! Join us for epic adventures and delicious virtual feasts that will leave you satisfied and ready for more.On our server, we have a rule that all players must eat at least three virtual meals a day to keep their hunger bar full. No more starving like poor Ava in the car ride home – here, everyone gets a seat at the virtual dinner table!
Don’t worry about picky eaters like Lisa either – our virtual chefs can whip up any dish you desire, from pixelated pizza to blocky burgers. And if you’re feeling extra hungry, join our exclusive “Midnight Snack” event where players compete to see who can eat the most virtual food in one sitting!
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the food is plentiful, the adventures are endless, and the only thing you’ll be entitled to is a virtual feast fit for a blocky king or queen!
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BBQGate: No +1s Without Permission
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like a pro! Need a break from friends who invite themselves over for impromptu BBQ parties? Look no further, because on our server, the only unexpected guests you’ll have to deal with are creepers trying to blow up your house!Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. Who needs a friend who can’t take a hint when you can have a whole community of gamers who respect your personal space (and your address)?
So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real-life drama behind. Because let’s face it, dealing with virtual zombies is way more fun than dealing with unwanted guests showing up at your doorstep uninvited!
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WifeAggroCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never mess up your plans like this guy’s wife did! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no unexpected surprises.Reasons to join our server: 1. We won’t get mad if you bring your child home early – in fact, we encourage it! Family time is important, even in the virtual world. 2. Our community is full of understanding and supportive players who will never make you feel like the bad guy for doing something nice for your family. 3. We promise that our server will never mess up your plans, unless you count getting addicted to playing Minecraft as a plan.
So come join us and escape the drama of real life, where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest castle or mining the rarest diamonds. See you in the game!
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SleepyCraft Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the adrenaline rush of waking up to your parents barging in while you’re naked? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate thrill of unexpected visits from family members and the joy of scaring them away with your intruder blaster!But wait, there’s more! Experience the excitement of missing out on beach trips with friends because your family decides to change plans last minute. Who needs sandy beaches and fun in the sun when you can have awkward encounters with your parents in your own home?
Join now and get a free key to your house for that extra element of surprise! Don’t miss out on the chaos and drama that awaits you on our server. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!
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ReunionRage33: PhotofailPartner
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never leave you unprepared for professional family photos! Join us for a wild adventure filled with surprises and unexpected twists, just like the time our player forgot to pack anything but athleisure wear and swim suit cover ups for a family reunion!Imagine the chaos of trying to rock a swimsuit cover up for professional photos with your in-laws – only on our server will you experience such hilarious mishaps! And don’t worry, our players are always ready to support you, even if they suggest wearing that cover up with pride.
Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, from exhaustion to disbelief, just like the time our player decided to leave the reunion altogether after a failed attempt at preparation. Will you stay and face the family photo drama, or make a dramatic exit like a true Minecraft hero?
So come on over to our server, where every moment is a comedy of errors and every player is a star in their own outrageous story. Who needs family reunions when you have a Minecraft server full of unforgettable moments? Join now and let the laughter begin!
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Winter World Cup Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where winter world cups happen every day! That’s right, forget about soccer, we’re talking about epic snowball fights and ice skating competitions to determine the ultimate champion. So come join us and experience the thrill of a lifetime in our winter wonderland world! Who needs summer when you can have snowball fights all year round?