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BlockCraft: Brazil Shutdown – Minecraft Server

+x, blockcraft, Brazil, Business, Censorship, controversy, elon musk, freedom of speech, Government, International, Media, Minecraft, Musk, News, OPERATIONs, orders, regulations, Server, Shutdown, silicon valley, social media, Technology, twitter

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7688
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Void Gems Collected:	36	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

so like, this server is so lit that even Elon Musk had to shut down his Brazil operations cuz he couldn’t handle the epicness. our server is like a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. you gotta join this server if you wanna be part of the craziest adventure of your life. we got dragons that breathe fire and unicorns that poop rainbows. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. come join us and be a part of the most epic Minecraft server ever created. let’s goooooo! 🚀🐉🦄💎🌈

CraftySpy28

#intelligence gathering, 28 countries, counterintelligence, covert activities, CraftySpy28, diplomatic relations, Espionage, espionage network, foreign agents, government agencies, Intelligence Minister, Intelligence Operations, international affairs, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Mossad, national security, security threats, SPIES, Surveillance, undercover operatives

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1463
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Votes:	3799	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

hey u, yes u! do u want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well, u should join our server cuz we got spies from 28 countries, just like Iran! we got secret missions, undercover ops, and even a secret base hidden in the depths of the nether! join now and be a spy for our server, uncovering secrets and taking down enemies with ur epic minecraft skills! what are u waiting for? join now and be a part of the most secretive and thrilling minecraft server out there!

FlaccidCraft: Rise of the Erectus

ancient history, anthropology, archaeological evidence, early humans, Erectus, Evolution, FlaccidCraft, fossil record, genetic studies, hominids, homo erectus, Homo flaccidus, Homo habilis, homo sapiens, human ancestors, human evolution, Neanderthals, paleoanthropology, prehistoric, PRIMATES, Rise, scientific research, species

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2262
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Void Armor Forged:	18
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	8

join dis minecraft server if u wanna be a part of da most epic adventures eva! we got dragons dat poop diamonds and zombies dat break dance when u kill em. u can even ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of spider silk.

our server is so lit, even Homo erectus would be jealous cuz we make dem look like Homo flaccidus. come join us and become a legend in da land of blocky madness. plus, our admins are actual unicorns who grant wishes and give u unlimited cake.

so what u waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin! disco parties in da nether, skydiving off of creepers, and building a house out of exploding TNT. this server is da bomb, literally.

NanoRNACraft

biopsy, blood nanoparticles, Blood Test, Cancer, Diagnosis, early detection, Healthcare, innovation, Invasive, less invasive, liquid biopsy, Medical research, Nanoparticles, NanoRNACraft, new class, Precision medicine, prostate cancer, researchers, RNA, Technology

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6908
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

so like, listen up gamers, dis server is like, totally outta dis world. we got like, scientists and stuff finding new classes of RNA in blood nanoparticles, like what even is that? but like, it’s gonna help diagnose prostate cancer without even having to do surgery, like, mind blown, right?

join dis server and you’ll be part of the most epic quest to discover new ways to save lives using Minecraft. who knew blocky pixels could be so life-changing, amirite? plus, we got like, secret labs and stuff where you can conduct experiments and maybe even cure diseases in the game.

so like, if you wanna be a hero and save the world through Minecraft, join dis server now. who needs med school when you got a pickaxe and a dream, right? let’s do dis, gamers!

BratzCraft Minecraft Server

“2000s”, Bratz, bratz dolls, bratz fashion, bratz toys, BratzCraft, Childhood, Collectibles, Discontinued, dolls, dolls collection, fashion, fashion dolls, Girls, iconic, it’s over, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Playtime, Popular, Server, Toys

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5763
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Farms Harvested:	262	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Alien Abductions:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, say goodbye to those basic servers because on our server, it’s over bratz!

Join us for a wild ride where the mobs are actually friendly and will do your bidding. Want a creeper to be your personal bodyguard? Done. Need a skeleton to serenade you with a lullaby? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Collect them all and become the wealthiest player in the land!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. It’s over bratz, and it’s just getting started!

“CraftyClutz Minecraft SMP” Good thing: I can build amazing structures with redstone Bad thing: I always accidentally set off TNT traps in my own base

accidentally, amazing, bad thing, base, BUILD, CraftyClutz, good thing, introspection, Minecraft, negative traits, personal growth, positive traits, redstoneBad, SELF AWARENESS, self awareness activities, self development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-assessment, self-awareness exercises, self-criticism, self-evaluation, set, SMPGood, Strengths, Structures, Tnt, Traps, weaknesses

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6858
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

One good thing about me is that I can build epic structures in Minecraft that will make your jaw drop. One bad thing is that I have a tendency to accidentally set off TNT traps in my own base… oops! But hey, at least it keeps things interesting on the server, right? Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and epic builds that will leave you in awe. Just make sure to watch your step around me and my TNT shenanigans!

ToiletTroubleCraft

accessibility, Chronic illness, disability awareness, disability discrimination, disability rights, disabled rights, disabled toilets, flare up, inflammatory bowel disease, inflammatory bowel disease flare, invisible disability, Invisible illness, judgemental, Respect, restroom accessibility, restroom accommodations, restroom etiquette, restroom facilities, restroom use, ToiletTroubleCraft, ulcerative colitis

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1087
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Magic Items Found:	1829	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is welcome, regardless of their disability status or lack thereof! We don’t discriminate here, unlike that wheelchair warrior who tried to gatekeep the disabled toilets in real life.

Join our server and build your own accessible toilets for all to use, disabled or not! Show that judgmental prick from the restaurant what true inclusivity looks like. Plus, you never know when you might need a quick escape to the virtual bathroom during a heated PvP battle – no judgment here!

So come on in, craft your heart out, and remember: on our server, everyone is disabled…ly awesome at Minecraft!

CraftyLuxeMC

appreciation, Childhood, CraftyLuxeMC, experiences, Gratitude, gratitude practice, growing up, humble beginnings, luxuries, Memories, mindset, Nostalgia, overcoming adversity, perspective, POVERTY, Reflection, resilience, simple pleasures, small things, Struggle, Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2455
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Zombie Dances:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Crops Grown:	7299	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Endless Night Skies:	4

Are you tired of living in a dirt hut in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate luxury resort for all you former dirt hut dwellers out there!

Join our server and experience the high life with diamond-studded dirt blocks, golden apple trees, and a mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground treasure vault filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. Just be careful of the lava traps and zombie guards!

So why settle for a measly dirt hut when you can live like royalty on our server? Join now and start living the Minecraft high life!

PreggoCraft: Makeup Mayhem

beauty industry, Beauty Products, Chemicals, Cosmetic ingredients, Cosmetics, Gestation, health risks, high blood pressure, makeup, maternal health, MAYHEM, parabens, Phenols, PreggoCraft, pregnancy complications, Pregnancy health, pregnancy risks, Pregnant Women, Risk, skincare, sunscreen, toxic chemicals

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1051
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

hey u, ya u reading this. wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u gotta join. our server is so lit, it’s like playing on a rainbow made of diamonds. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing, and even talking creepers.

but wait, there’s more. if u join our server, u will have a 99% chance of finding a rare enchanted diamond sword within the first 5 minutes. not only that, but our server is so magical, it can make ur crops grow faster and ur animals breed like there’s no tomorrow.

oh, and did i mention that playing on our server can actually make u better at math? yep, it’s true. scientists have proven that our server increases ur brain power by 69%. so what are u waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

FNAF Craft Minecraft Server

Animatronics, bonnie, chica, Craft, creepy, Five Nights at Freddy’s, fnaf, Foxy, freddy fazbear, Haunted, horror game, indie game, jump scare game, jump scares, Minecraft, Mystery, puzzle, Scary, Scott Cawthon, Server, Supernatural, survival horror, video game

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7042
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Divine Spears Created:	10
Astral Projections Made:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mines Excavated:	4596	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on a flying pig, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a fluffy feathered cape. Will you challenge his rule and become the new ruler of the chicken kingdom?

So come on down and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before! Trust us, you won’t be saying “Wtf was this about?” once you’ve joined the fun!