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Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 5627 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 |
Zombie Dances: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 26 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 23 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 47 |
Just like how B.O. went out of her way to find wifey’s employer, we go out of our way to provide the craziest Minecraft experience ever. From secret dungeons filled with cheesecake to epic battles against evil bakery owners, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
And don’t worry, we won’t screenshot your private messages and send them to your boss. We’re all about fun and games here, not drama and cheesecake shortages. So join us today and let the madness begin!