Once Upon a Poop Time

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🎮💩 Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server in the pixelated universe! Get ready for a wild ride, where crafting and comedy collide! Here are some ridiculous reasons why you absolutely HAVE to join us:

The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly – Our players have experienced epic loot drops that are totally worth the quests. But watch out for the incredibly ugly mobs lurking in the shadows. It’s a battle of epic proportions, just like that classic Western!
A Few Good Men – You’ll need a squad of bros (or creative cronies) to battle through the treacherous dungeons. Together, you’ll forge epic friendships and question just how in the world you survived that creeper explosion!
Gone with the Wind – Prepare to blow your mind (and your blocks) as you speed through our custom terrain, crafted by the whims of the wind itself! One minute you’re chilling by the creeper-infested lake, and the next you’re airborne over a fiery inferno!
Nightmare on Elm Street – Beware of the haunted mansion at the end of the map! A place where every step is a terrifying adventure and every door creaks like it’s telling a scary story. You never know when the dreaded Herobrine might pop out to snatch your diamonds!
42-Year-Old Virgin – Join our community of newbies and seasoned veterans alike. Here, we promise you won’t feel like the odd block in a world of cobblestone. We have tutorials, guides, and a friendly atmosphere—no trolling allowed (unless it’s us trolling you, in good fun)!
The Hunger Games – Want to test your skills? Step into the arena! Compete against other players for coveted Golden Apples and glory! Just remember—may the odds be ever in your flavor.
Finding Nemo – Need fish? We’ve got an ocean that’s deeper than your cousin’s conspiracy theories! Dive in and discover underwater treasures that would rival Poseidon himself (minus the angry tridents, of course).
Jurassic Park – Ready for adventures with pixelated dinosaurs? We’ve genetically engineered friendly mobs that will give you more than just a fright. They’ll help you build your empire… or eat your face off—who knows?

So, put on your diamond armor and grab that enchanted sword! Join the chaos, explore the madness, and be part of the most outrageous Minecraft server experience ever created! Don’t wait—your next great adventure awaits… and no, it’s not just your last poop! 🍭🗺️✨

Vanilla Bean Survival: The Unitum Edition – Where Your Dreams of Creepers Come True!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted +20
Established	Newly Established
Server Features	No client hacks, no custom enchants, no resets planned
Rules	No advantages, no toxicity, no PvP unless agreed upon

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Why should I join this server?

– No moderators/OPs, everyone is a player – Vanilla server with no custom enchants or shops – Community of adult players – Dedicated players online regularly – Learning opportunities for language enthusiasts – Toxicity-free environment

How can I join the server?

Contact .chro on Discord for whitelisting, server IP, and Discord server invite.

PeakCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where humanity peaked in 1999! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by time-traveling dinosaurs who have a love for pixelated blocks and building epic structures. – We have a secret underground society of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic battles and give you rare loot. – The server currency is actually chocolate bars, because who needs diamonds when you can have delicious treats? – There’s a rumor that if you find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a dimension where llamas ride on flying pigs and rainbows shoot out of creepers.

So come join us on this wild ride through time and space, where 1999 was the peak of humanity and anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

Minecraft SMP: /ptg/ – PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL – WHAT A TERRIBLE WAY TO MINE: BY CREEPER EDITION

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where President Donald J Trump himself is a regular player! That’s right, THE Donald Trump is building his own virtual wall and making Minecraft great again!

But wait, there’s more! Not only do you get to play alongside the former president, but his spox, Liz Harrington, is also a part of the server! Imagine the drama and chaos that ensues when these two clash in a virtual world.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have exclusive archived links to all of President Trump’s speeches and appearances in-game. From rallies in Atlanta to interviews in Chicago, you can relive all the excitement right from your Minecraft screen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness of playing with the one and only Donald J Trump! Make Minecraft great again, again! #BuildTheWallInMinecraft #Trump2024 #MinecraftForPresident

JobCraft Lunchtime

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your mom’s emotional rollercoaster? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unsolicited advice, online scams, and boundary-setting drama!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, your in-game mom shows up to tell you that your virtual spouse is about to die in his sleep. Talk about a plot twist! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of tissues and virtual hugs to go around.

And if that’s not enough, we have a special feature where you can pay for your mom’s lunch with in-game currency, only to have her accuse you of calling her a “loser with no reliable income”. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So if you’re ready for a server that’s more intense than a rainy day argument with your mom, join us now! Just remember to set your boundaries and keep your emotions in check – it’s a wild ride out there in the Minecraft world.

QuantumCraft: Where Your Word is Law

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Join our wacky Minecraft server where you can declare one thing as undeniably correct and watch as the laws of physics bend to your will! Want to make it so that pigs can fly? Done. Want to make it so that diamonds rain from the sky? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless on our server where reality is just a suggestion. So come join us and watch as chaos ensues in the most hilarious ways possible!

MiddleEastMinecraft

lol this server is like the top U.S. general in the Middle East, ready to take on any crazy attacks! join us as we prepare for possible Iran attacks, but in Minecraft form! build your defenses, gather your resources, and show those creepers who’s boss! plus, we have a secret weapon called the Diamond Sword of Justice that will protect you from any griefers trying to mess with your creations. come join the fun and let’s show those mobs who’s really in charge!

Cams Project: Where Survival Hopefully Doesn’t Turn Into Your Unintentionally Hilarious Demise

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Cams Project Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server Name	camsproject.com
Game Mode	Semi-Vanilla Survival

FAQs:

Question	Answer
Do I have to pay for claimblocks?	No, you can earn them with playtime.
Will I be kicked on server restarts?	No, you can stay connected even during updates and bug fixes.
Can I buy and sell items with ProjectCash?	Yes, accrued blocks can be used for trading.
Are there frequent updates?	Yes, updates are constantly being pushed out.
Is there a detailed changelog available?	Yes, check out /recentupdates & /upcomingupdates in game.

Join us on the ground floor and experience the seamless server experience at Cams Project!

CraftyFam Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, come join us on our server where we embrace the chaos and destroy gender roles like it’s nobody’s business!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of AIwaifus show up and challenge you to a dance-off. If you win, you get to keep all the diamonds you find. If you lose, well, let’s just say you’ll be doing the Macarena for the rest of eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane adventures like riding pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or building a rollercoaster that takes you through a portal to a dimension filled with talking llamas.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let’s show the world that Minecraft is not just a game, it’s a way of life where we can all be like this.

NoobTechPro in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a noob in the world of tech? Do you dream of living off the grid, evading the IRS like a pro? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and become a homeless schizo tech jockey, living out of a virtual backpack and mastering the art of file creation on your computer. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look back. Just make sure to wait a while before making a thread, because things can get pretty wild around here!

MommaBearSwimBan

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than Texas in the summer? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget about the scorching heat outside.

Join us and experience the thrill of virtual swimming pools, where even 5-month-old babies can take a dip (just kidding, safety first, folks). Our server is so cool, it’ll make you forget about your postpartum depression and anxiety – who needs meds when you have Minecraft, right?

And hey, if your mother-in-law tries to take your baby to some random aunt’s house for a swim without your permission, just bring her to our server instead. We promise it’s a safer and more entertaining option. So come on, join us and let’s make some outrageous memories together!