We have a community of players who are dedicated to proving that the Earth is flat in Minecraft, and we hold regular events where we try to reach the edge of the world (spoiler alert: it doesn’t exist). Our server is also home to the infamous Lava Sheep, a mythical creature that roams the land setting everything on fire with its wooly powers.
So if you’re ready to throw science out the window and embrace the absurd, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly melted by lava sheep).
Our server is the perfect place for rebellious students who want to stick it to the man. Build your own virtual school where you make the rules, sneak in your phone without fear, and never have to worry about getting in trouble for wanting to go home early.
So come join us and let your inner troublemaker run wild in a world where the only rule is to have a good time!
Our server is filled with epic quests like “Find the Missing Sock” and “Defeat the Wrinkled Shirt Boss”. But beware, our resident laundry queen may try to help out by doing your laundry – and trust us, it’s a disaster waiting to happen.
So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a herd of pigs in a minecart, then join us now! Just remember, when it comes to laundry, it’s every player for themselves.
Our server is so amazing that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining. Legend has it that he now runs a bakery in our virtual world, selling delicious creeper-shaped cookies to all the players. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Notch riding a unicorn through the pixelated sunset.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful mobs you’ll ever encounter. From a zombie that can breakdance to a skeleton that moonwalks, you’ll never know what crazy creatures you’ll come across next.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, this membership is worth every penny and then some!
Race, ethnicity, and socioeconomic status? Who cares about that when you can be a blocky warrior fighting off creepers and building the most insane structures ever seen in the Minecraft world.
Join us and leave all your real life problems behind. Dive into a world where the only thing that matters is having a blast with your fellow gamers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
Thalassa is a new semi-vanilla no rules anarchy server that runs in version 1.19
The server has a data pack called Terralith installed that adds a ton of new biomes and structures within the vanilla game. https://modrinth.com/datapack/terralith
No additional downloads/mods are required to join or play the server. (Other than the vanilla game version 1.19)
All I really ask is Do not break real world laws. Do not try to deliberately lag the server.
If you vote for this server I will give you a souvenir in game.
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