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NaziCraft Server: 99YearOldSecretary

99-year-old, 99YearOldSecretary, Accountability, APPEAL, concentration camp, conviction, Elderly, former, German court, germany, historical, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, Legal, nazi, NaziCraft, Remembrance, Ruling, Secretary, Server, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8128
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Towns Built:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server run by a 99-year-old former Nazi concentration camp secretary? Yeah, we didn’t think so either. But wait, there’s more! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft in a time machine back to World War II. Build your own secret bunker, hide from the enemy players, and try not to get caught by the secret police (aka the mods). Plus, every time you log in, you get a free swastika skin for your character. Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience…or a court date.

Crafty Defense Ministry

Armed Forces, conscription, conscripts, Crafty, Defense, defense ministry, Draft, enlistment, mandatory service, military age, military duty, military recruitment, military registration, military service, MINISTRY, Ministry of Defense, national security, registration, Ukraine, ukraine news, Ukrainian Army, young adults, Young men

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7292
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we roleplay as the ukraine ministry of defense!!! if you’re a dude aged 17 to 25, you’ll be automatically drafted into our army of blocky soldiers! fight off creepers and zombies in the name of our glorious leader, steve! build epic bases and defend them from enemy players who try to infiltrate and steal your diamonds! join now for a chance to be promoted to general and lead your own army of minecraft warriors! remember, in our server, the only way out is through victory or death! so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the battle of a lifetime!

PlantCraftBonanza

animal welfare, carbon footprint, eco-friendly, environmentally-friendly, ETHICAL, Farm to Table, Food, grass fed beef, healthy, high quality, Locally Sourced, Natural, nutrient-dense, organic, pasture-raised, Plant-Based, PlantCraftBonanza, protein source, regenerative agriculture, sustainable, Whole Foods

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5698
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1774
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is made of beef and the cows eat dirt! our server is so wacky, you’ll be laughing your pickaxe off all day long. build a house out of bacon blocks, ride a llama into battle, and fight off zombie chickens with your trusty diamond carrot sword.

why join our server, you ask? well, where else can you find a world where pigs can fly and creepers breakdance? our community is full of crazies like you, so come on in and let’s get weird together. plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the most bonkers, hilarious, and downright insane minecraft adventure of your life. who needs reality when you’ve got a world where grass fed beef is a plant-based food?

ArcticBlastCraft

ArcticBlastCraft, climate anomalies, climate change, climate crisis, climate data, climate mystery, climate patterns, climate research, climate science, climate variability, Cooling, Environmental Science, global warming, mysterious cooling, ocean currents, ocean temperatures, oceanography, record speed, scientific research, the atlantic, weather patterns

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1143
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the Atlantic is cooling at record speed and nobody knows why? Like, bruh, it’s like Mother Nature herself is playing a prank on us all! But don’t worry, on this server, we’ve got the sickest ice biomes you’ve ever seen, perfect for building your snow fort or chilling with your penguin pals.

Join us on this wacky adventure as we try to unravel the mystery of the Atlantic’s sudden chill. Maybe it’s a secret government experiment gone wrong, or maybe it’s just a glitch in the Matrix. Who knows, man, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a more chill server anywhere else.

So come on down and join us for some frosty fun! Build an igloo, ride a polar bear, or just relax in the icy waters. The possibilities are endless on this server, where the only thing colder than the Atlantic is our sense of humor. See you there, snowflake!

OddOneOut Minecraft Server

does not belong, long tail tags, Minecraft, not like, not like the other, oddoneout, One, one of these, one of these does, one of these is, Server, tags, the other

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6126
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8871

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids! Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle and gives out free diamonds to new players. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Plus, we have a special minigame called “one of these is not like the other” where you have to spot the odd block out of a group of identical blocks. Trust us, it’s way more challenging than it sounds. So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your own imagination (and maybe a little bit of insanity).

BackInBlockyBusiness Minecraft SMP

back, BackInBlockyBusiness, destiny, Europe, european union, global shift, growth, historical significance, History, Minecraft, nationalism, planets aligning, Political unrest, power, Prophecy, prussia, restless, resurgence, Revival, rise again, smp, Unity

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7822
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Europe is growing restless and the planets are aligning for an epic showdown. But wait, there’s more – Prussia will rise again and you have the chance to be a part of this historic event!

Join us for crazy battles, epic quests, and insane shenanigans as we pave the way for Prussia’s triumphant return. Who knows what kind of chaos will ensue on this wild ride? So grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the virtual world like never before. See you on the battlefield, soldier!

CreeperCove Minecraft Server

aita, apartment, Best Friend, boyfriend’s friend, bump, close friend, couch surfing, cramped living space, CreeperCove, long term, lost apartment, Minecraft, move in, privacy, privacy concerns, refusing, rough breakup, selfish, Server, solid plan, tense relationship, unsupportive, Upset

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1897
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Star Shards Collected:	60	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Hey gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do I have a server for you! Join our server for the most epic love triangle drama you’ve ever seen!

Picture this: Sofia, Jake, and Mark living in a tiny one-bedroom apartment together. Will Sofia and Mark become besties or will they battle it out for Jake’s attention? Will Jake ever stop being distant and cold? Find out on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the ultimate showdown between friends as they navigate through the awkwardness of living together. Will Mark ever find a new place to live? Will Sofia finally get her privacy back? The suspense is killing us!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs diamonds when you have this juicy love triangle to keep you entertained?

GriefBlockerGF

Assistance, bereavement, Boyfriend, Communication, compassion, Conflict, Empathy, family, Grief, GriefBlockerGF, GRIEVING, Help, Illness, Loss, Pregnancy, Pregnant, relationship, Sickness, stress, Support, Understanding

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8570
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Are you tired of dealing with drama and stress in your real life? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and skeletons!

Our server is a safe haven from the craziness of the real world, where you can build, explore, and have fun without any toxic relationships holding you back. Plus, we have a strict no griefing policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone ruining your creations (unlike certain boyfriends we know).

Join us now and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating the Ender Dragon. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

LastMealB4Death Minecraft SMP

death, end of life, favorite dish, final bite, final craving, final dinner, final dish, final feast, final indulgence, final meal, final repast, final reprieve, final supper, final taste, final treat, Food, last meal, last supper, LastMealB4Death, Minecraft, smp, ultimate meal

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1149
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to have a blast before the apocalypse hits!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, intense parkour challenges on lava lakes, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of cake. So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and make your last meal one to remember!

SkillCraft: Ageless Abilities

Abilities, Adaptability, ageless, Communication, Conflict Resolution, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, education, emotional intelligence, financial literacy, leadership, lifelong learning, personal development, problem solving, resilience, self-care, SkillCraft, Skills, Stress Management, teamwork, technology literacy, Time management

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5881
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	71
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Star Shards Collected:	158	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Join our server and learn the essential life skills of building epic structures, surviving zombie attacks, and mastering the art of crafting diamond armor. Trust us, these skills will definitely come in handy when you’re stranded on a deserted island or facing off against a horde of creepers in real life. So come join us and level up your Minecraft game while preparing for the apocalypse – because you never know when you’ll need to fend off a horde of zombies with nothing but a pickaxe and some raw chicken.