LashCraft Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LashCraft: Liquid Expulsion Fun

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4237
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Endless Night Skies:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Farms Harvested:	654
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Join our epic Minecraft server, where eyelashes are not just for looking fabulous, they are for EXPLODING LIQUID! That’s right, our eyelashes are equipped with hydrophobic fibers that shoot out liquid like a water gun. Imagine the chaos and hilarity of battling other players while your eyelashes are squirting water everywhere. It’s like a wet and wild party in every battle!

But wait, there’s more! Our eyelashes also have micro-ratchets and a crazy curve that makes them shoot liquid in the most epic and unpredictable ways. You’ll never know where the water is coming from next, adding a whole new level of strategy to the game. Will you dodge the liquid or embrace the wetness and use it to your advantage?

So come join our server and experience the madness of liquid-expelling eyelashes in Minecraft like never before. It’s a game-changer that will have you laughing, crying, and wondering why you ever played on a boring old server without exploding eyelashes. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Ex-Boyfriend’s Minecraft Madness

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6494
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Falling into the Void:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Towns Built:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	15

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a yuri series with an ex-boyfriend – unexpected and full of juicy drama! The yuri audience is so mature because they know how to handle a little bit of craziness, just like our server. If this was a regular romance server, there would be endless shitposting, but not here! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and maybe even a few ex-boyfriends along the way. You won’t find a server like ours anywhere else, so come on in and see what all the fuss is about!

CraftyCraze: Legalize Unlimited Diamond Mining! :3

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8799
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being limited by the laws of the real world? Well, on our Minecraft server, we make the impossible possible! Want to ride a llama through a volcano while juggling diamond swords? Go for it! Want to build a house made entirely of cake and live like a king? Absolutely! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us and make all your wildest dreams come true!

SushiCraft: When Your Family’s Not Actually Japanese!

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6280
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of living a lie like this poor guy who thought he was Japanese but turned out to be Korean? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be! Want to be a panda with a top hat? Done. Want to be a unicorn riding a rainbow? We got you covered.

Join us on this server where you can create your own identity and live out your wildest dreams. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover that you’re actually a secret ninja warrior with a love for building pixelated castles. The possibilities are endless, just like this guy’s confusion about his heritage. So come on down and let your imagination run wild!

CraftyCraic – Mad Minecraft Mayhem

#youtube, ASP, Chinese, Chuuba birthday calendar, Corpo, CraftyCraic, discussion, ducks, Grand Wizard Edition, indie, indie vtubers, japanese, koikatsu cards, large indies global, lig, mad, MAYHEM, Minecraft, non-English, Numbers, OC material, Oshi, Russian, Shill, Swarm, talents IPs, tiermaker, twitch, Twitch clips guide, twitch partner, Viewers, vod archival guide, VOD Archive, vrt, vsj, VT

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1037
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Welcome to the Grand Wizard Edition of our Minecraft server! What is /lig/? It’s a magical land where indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more gather to share their streams and discuss their virtual adventures. Why /lig/? Because we believe in the power of the underdog vtubers, the ones who may not have millions of fans, but have the heart and soul of a true entertainer.

Join us if you want to be part of the VIP club, where only the coolest and most obscure vtubers hang out. Want to shill your 499view oshi? As long as you’re a Twitch partner or YouTube equivalent, you’re welcome to join the party!

In our world, numbers matter. Check out the top indie vtubers of the day, from Filian with 5,918 viewers to Limealicious with 2,052 viewers. And don’t forget about the non-English streamers like akamikarubi from Japan or orkpod from Russia. We’ve got a global community of vtuber enthusiasts!

Looking for some spicy content? We’ve got Twitch clips, VOD archives, Koikatsu cards for some SEEEEEEEEEX, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar to keep track of your favorite virtual idols’ special days.

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where ducks roam free and vtubers rule the land. Join us for a wild ride through the world of indie vtubers and let your imagination run wild. Previous Thread: >>74701938 (Disclaimer: No actual wizards were harmed in the making of this server.)

CraftyCreeperz: 940+ HP – Where even creepers fear to tread!

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3990
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Farms Harvested:	597
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

🤣 Welcome to the most OP Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! With over 940+ HP, you’ll feel like an absolute tank as your enemies’ feeble attacks barely scratch you. And get this, every time you land a hit, you heal yourself by a whopping 189 HP! It’s like having a never-ending supply of golden apples on hand.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode near you. They’ll run away in fear, leaving you to peacefully mine in peace. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ll bow down to you as their supreme overlord, showering you with gifts and discounts at their shops.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show everyone who’s the boss in this wacky world of Minecraft! Just remember, it’s nothin’ personal, kid. 😉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

2030sCraft: Where Minecraft meets the future!

2030s, 2030sCraft, American Intervention, CCP, China, conservatism, cultural zeitgeist, demographic crunch, economic boom, economic crisis, European immigration, foreign policy, Future, Greatest Generation, Hispanic population, Hostile, Indicators, inflation, meets, Minecraft, narco state, organized crime, Reagan era

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2124
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique gaming experience that mirrors the economic crisis and cultural zeitgeist of the 1970s! But don’t worry, we have some outrageous reasons for you to join us:

– Our new flavor of Conservatism will have you feeling like a socially conservative, somewhat economically progressive hero in the virtual world. Fight for your beliefs and watch America transform right before your eyes!

– Experience a demographic shift like never before, with our Hispanic population “bleaching” before your very eyes. It’s like a virtual science experiment, but with more pixelated fun!

– Get ready for a wave of European immigration that will make your head spin. Central and Eastern Europeans will flood our server, bringing their unique culture and building virtual communities like never before.

– And don’t forget about the impending American intervention in Mexico. Watch as organized crime takes over and forces the hand of the virtual government. It’s like a virtual drama series, but with more explosions!

– Finally, brace yourself for the worst of the demographic crunch in China. The CCP will become increasingly hostile, and you’ll have a front-row seat to the chaos. Will you be able to navigate the virtual political landscape and come out on top?

So come join our Minecraft server and experience a virtual world like no other. Who knew a game could be so eerily similar to real life?

CraftyContractor’s Crazy Minecraft Mayhem – WWE Edition!

aew, Competition, contract, CraftyContractors, crazy, difference maker, Edition, free agent, future prospects, Lowballing, MAYHEM, Minecraft, negotiations, professional wrestling, Roster, Rumors, SIGNING, speculation, Sports Entertainment, Summer, Superstar, talent, TONY KHAN, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7628
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	262
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the perfect server for you! Imagine a world where John Cena is the reigning champion and creepers are his loyal minions. Yes, you heard that right! Join our server and witness epic battles between WWE superstars and Minecraft mobs. Who will come out on top? Will Cena finally meet his match in the form of a sneaky Enderman? The possibilities are endless on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the craziest crossover event in Minecraft history!

PangaeaEarth: Where Minecraft dinosaurs roam Semi-Bland Vanilla Land! PVP encouraged but bring your own tea. Join our little towny! #NoDinosAllowed

4.5k, 4K, BRING, building, Casual, Claiming, Dinosaurs, Discord link, encouraged, Geopolitical, Join, join us, Land, Map, Minecraft, NoDinosAllowed, PangaeaEarth, player, PvP, roam, SemiBland, Server, smp, Systems, tea, Towny, Vanilla, work in progress

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1008
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3078	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Enchantments Applied:	253	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24

PangaeaEarth Overview

Description	A work in progress geopolitical Minecraft server with a Pangaea map
Map Size	Approximately 4k by 4.5k
Claiming System	Towny
Player Type	Targeted towards casual, building players with systems for PvP

With that being stated, come join us in PangaeaEarth!

Discord Link: https://discord.gg/G2qezQpRZg

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, you are welcome to join PangaeaEarth!
What type of map does PangaeaEarth have?	PangaeaEarth has a Pangaea map with dimensions of approximately 4k by 4.5k.
Is there a claiming system on the server?	Yes, the server uses the Towny claiming system for players to protect their builds.
What type of players is PangaeaEarth targeted towards?	The server is targeted towards casual players who enjoy building, but also has systems in place for PvP enthusiasts.

Minecraft League of Lols – Join the General Fun!

Account Stats, Akali, brand, Builds, Empyrean, Fun, general, High Noon Event, Join, kayle, League, league of legends, lols, malzahar, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Nocturne, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, varus

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1587
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Votes:	2630	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Imagine a world where Kayle rides into battle on a legendary Varus, while Malzahar summons minions to do his bidding. Akali stealthily sneaks up on unsuspecting players, while Nocturne and Brand team up to create chaos like never before.

Our latest patch notes include a High Noon Event that will have you on the edge of your seat. And don’t even get us started on the PBE Patch Notes – they’re so wild, you’ll think you’re dreaming.

But that’s not all! Our server has the best builds and account stats to help you dominate the competition. And with our model viewer, you can see your favorite champions in action like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

JamesCraft: Where Creepers Explain Themselves

CREEPERS, EXPLAIN, explain this, fckQueen, JamesCraft, the, UM JAMES, What

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9632
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ores Mined:	7343	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server, lovingly dubbed “What the f*ck Queen,” is a place where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh until your sides hurt.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Or participate in our weekly “Build Battle Royale,” where players have to construct a castle using only pink wool and slime blocks.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And don’t forget about our infamous “Troll Tuesdays,” where players can prank each other with exploding sheep and invisible blocks.

So why join “What the f*ck Queen” Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a tutu and a top hat? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!