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| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 8982 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 19 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 3674 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing minecraft and suddenly you’re transported to this server that’s like, out of this world. like, literally out of this world. why, you ask? well, because we have a chip-scale titanium-sapphire laser, bro! it’s like, so powerful and cool and stuff.
like, our engineers at Stanford were just like, yo, let’s put this crazy laser on a chip and make it accessible to everyone. so now, you can be shooting lasers like a boss in minecraft, all thanks to us.
join our server for the most insane, out-of-this-world experience ever. who needs diamonds when you can have a titanium-sapphire laser, amirite? come join us and be a part of the laser revolution. it’s gonna be lit, fam.
