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CoverUpCraft: Birthday Edition

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5770
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	123	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate birthdays in style! Join us for a wild night out at the virtual bars, where you can wear the most revealing pixelated skirts without any judgment. Our players are free to show off their virtual cheeks and thongs, making every night a full moon party!

Just like in real life, we encourage our players to express themselves and live their best blocky lives. Whether you’re getting married in 42 days or have 2 virtual children, this server is the perfect place to let loose and have a good time. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for asking your fellow players to cover up – we’re all about respect and having a good time!

So come join us on this outrageous Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your virtual cheeks shine bright like diamonds. Who needs real-life drama when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? See you there, and remember to bring your best pixelated outfit!

NoKidz4Me Minecraft SMP

career focus, childfree, Childless, children, Decision making, emotional readiness, family, Family Planning, financial considerations, future planning, INDEPENDENCE, lifestyle choice, Minecraft, NoKidz4Me, parenthood, parenting, personal choice, relationship dynamics, reproductive rights, Self Discovery, smp, societal expectations, societal pressure

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7105
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Emeralds Found:	6541
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Dragon Eggs Found:	5260	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Votes:	6886
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of hearing the pitter-patter of tiny feet in your virtual Minecraft world? Do you dread the thought of having to deal with baby villagers constantly asking for emeralds? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is a child-free zone! Join us and never worry about changing diapers or dealing with temper tantrums ever again. Plus, rumor has it that the last player who tried to bring a baby chicken onto the server accidentally started a poultry uprising that nearly destroyed the entire spawn area. So if you want to avoid a clucking catastrophe, come join us on our kid-free Minecraft adventure!

SmellCraft3000

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7257
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	9765	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39

Forget about flowers, freshly baked bread, or even a nice cup of coffee. The best smell in the world is the scent of diamonds in our Minecraft server! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so rich in diamonds that the air is literally infused with their sparkling aroma. Join us and breathe in the luxury!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that poop out golden nuggets. That’s right, you can literally farm gold just by standing under these majestic creatures as they soar through the sky. Who needs a regular old pig farm when you can have a golden poop farm?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly yeti? These fluffy giants will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you. Plus, they give great hugs!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the wonders of diamond-scented air, golden poop farms, and yeti bodyguards. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

TornadoCraft: Rare Spanish Twister

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8498
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	38	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

OMG U GUYS U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT RARE ‘SUPERCELL’ TORNADOS LIKE IN EASTERN SPAIN BUT IN MINECRAFT LOL. U CAN FLY AROUND IN DA TORNADO AND COLLECT DIAMONDS AND STUFF. IT’S LIKE A CRAZY ADVENTURE WHERE U CAN BE A TORNADO HUNTER AND SURVIVE DA STORM. PLUS, U CAN BUILD A TORNADO SHELTER AND HIDE FROM DA CRAZY WINDS. JOIN NOW FOR DA WILDEST MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE EVER!

PakuPenguinCraft

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1706
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Towns Built:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2

YO, SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE A TIME MACHINE TO THE DINOSAUR AGE BUT WITH PENGUINS. WE GOT THIS TINY PENGUIN CALLED Pakudyptes hakataramea THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND. YOU CAN EXPLORE THE LATE OLIGOCENE OF NEW ZEALAND AND SEE HOW PENGUIN WINGS EVOLVED. IT’S LIKE JURASSIC PARK BUT WITH FLIPPY BIRDS. JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH TIME AND PENGUIN MADNESS. LET’S GOOOOOO!

Playing hide and seek Minecraft server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5801
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Star Shards Collected:	275	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	2633
Gods Slained:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Let’s play hide and seek with OUR plugin!

147.185.221.20:18099

FRUIT BOX – 1.20+ (OPENING SOON!)

#DiscordVoiceChat, 1.20, admins, Adventures, Arena, Auction, Auctionhouse, Auctions, auto compressors, Box, Boxpvp, boxserver, Buy, commands, Community, Communitydriven, competitive, Discord, Discordchat, Discordcommunity, discordserver, fruit box, mine, Minecraft, Minigames, Mining, Miningmmo, Modded, moderated, Moderator, Moderators, new, Newserver, opening soon, Parkour, Prison, Prisonmine, progress, PvP, Regularupdates, Server, Shop, sneak peek, Spawn, Staff Team, Trash, Updates, Warp

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	365
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Opening soon! Join now to get a sneak peak, view the progress, speak with the staff team, and join the discord!

Join Fruit Box today for an amazing and refreshing boxserver experience! Mine, pvp, parkour, go on adventures and we even have auto compressors to make mining a bit easier!

IMPORTANT COMMANDS:/pvp/vote/discord

OTHER COMMANDS:/warp/trash/spawn/buy

playfruitbox.net

Boredom SMP: Where you can pretend to be a Minecraft hermit while secretly joining a cult dedicated to updating to 1.21

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9995
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	New Chunks Explored:	594957
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Server Information	Details
Server Version	1.20.4 (Update to 1.21 next week)
Mode	Online mode (Does not support cracked accounts)
Supported Platforms	Java only
Season Start	Friday, Jan 5th 2024
Discord	Join our Discord

What Makes Us Unique:

Purely Vanilla Gameplay with HermitCraft-style data packs
Highly active community with 20-30 online player average
Proximity Chat available but optional
NoChatReports enabled
Donations are cosmetic, no pay-to-win
Active staff support
Access to a creative server for all members

Discord & Dynmap

View the world with Dynmap (map.boredommc.com)
Server-Discord cross chatting

What to Expect:

Respectful adult community
Server events and competitions
100% Uptime & 20 TPS Average
Community projects
Long-term community with acceptance for all players

Server Details

Version: Java Edition 1.21
Host Details: 128GB DDR5 RAM | AMD Ryzen 9 7900X CPU | 10Gbps Network | 8TB SSD Storage
Location: Seacaucus, NJ, USA
GitHub Repository

FAQ

Q: Can I join with a cracked account?

A: No, the server is in online mode and does not support cracked accounts.

Q: How often do you update the server version?

A: The server is currently on version 1.20.4 and will be updated to 1.21 next week for border expansion.

Q: Is the server Java only?

A: Yes, the server is only compatible with Java Edition.

Q: When did Season 4 start?

A: Season 4 started on Friday, Jan 5th 2024.

Q: What kind of gameplay does the server offer?

A: The server offers purely vanilla gameplay with some HermitCraft-style data packs.

Q: Are donations pay-to-win?

A: No, donations are cosmetic and do not provide any gameplay advantages.

Q: Is there a creative server available?

A: Yes, there is a creative server that all members can access by using the /creative command in-game.

VAllureCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8968
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Secret Passages Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure filled with craziness and chaos!

Picture this: you’re roaming through the virtual world when suddenly, a Fertility Goddess appears and grants you the power to spawn unlimited diamonds! But wait, there’s more! A Feral Polar Bear challenges you to a dance-off for the ultimate prize of enchanted armor. And don’t even get me started on the Hex Maniac who can turn your enemies into chickens with just a flick of her wand.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a Dorky Yandere who will protect you at all costs, even if it means sacrificing herself in a lava pit. And let’s not forget about the Hypnotic Cuttlefish who can make you forget all your worries with just one gaze.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find love with one of our talented Vtubers. Just remember, all relationships are with the server owner, so hands off!

Minecraft SMP: CutieCraft – Where Playable Cuties Rule!

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3251
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Divine Spears Created:	20
Star Shards Collected:	78	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is full of playable cuties! That’s right, you can choose from a variety of adorable characters to play as, each with their own special abilities like shooting rainbows out of their hands or summoning unicorns to ride into battle.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and I’ll personally buy your game for you. That’s right, you heard me correctly. I’ll reach into my virtual wallet and purchase Minecraft for you so you can start playing on our server right away.

Not convinced yet? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive in-game wedding where all the players dressed up in fancy pixelated suits and gowns. The cake was made entirely out of diamond blocks and the ceremony was officiated by a talking sheep named Sir Baa-a-lot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. And remember, we’ve got playable cuties and free game purchases waiting for you!