Laser Vision MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Pixel Pussycat Paradise

comic book, Superhuman, SUPERPOWER, unique talent, pussycat

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the mobs are all wearing sunglasses and the pigs can fly? Well, do I have the place for you! This server is so lit, even Cyclops could make a living just by looking at pussy.

We’ve got diamond pickaxes that turn into magical wands, creepers that breakdance instead of explode, and villagers that sell you enchanted cheeseburgers. And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon – that dude is actually a secret agent working for the llamas.

So come on down to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies – they’re more dangerous than a pack of rabid squirrels on caffeine.

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GoatZone: Where goats rule, players drool. Super Powers, Community SMP, Whitelist included!

super speed, Modded, Dimensions, Discord, Exploring

GoatZone Reborn Minecraft Server

Features	Description
Superpowers	Every player gets a special superpower, unique to them
Community Project	Building a modern Chicago-inspired city together
Mods	New biomes, dimensions, and more for exploration
Focus	Building, exploring, and learning superpowers

FAQ

How do I get a superpower?

Every player automatically receives a unique superpower upon joining the server.

Can I change my superpower?

Superpowers are exclusive and cannot be changed or swapped with other players.

How do I join the community project to build the city?

Simply log in to the server and start contributing to the city building efforts with other players.

Are there specific rules for using superpowers?

While there are no strict rules governing superpower usage, players are encouraged to use them responsibly and considerately towards others.

HeroCraft – No Paperwork Required!

laser vision, super heroes, telekinesis, paper work, secret identities

u want to join this server cuz we got super heros runnin around like crazy chickens on steroids. they don’t do no paper work cuz they too busy savin the world from evil creepers and zombies. come join us for a wild ride of epic battles and insane adventures. plus, we got a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold that only the bravest players can find. so what u waitin for? join now and become a hero in this wacky minecraft world!

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SCP: SITE-19

Discord, Chaos Insurgency, Site19, Longplay, Scp

SITE-19 Roleplay Server Overview

Description	“SITE-19” is a newly released Minecraft RP server where players can portray various members of the SCP Foundation and groups of interest. The server features a 3.5km² underground facility and a large surface area for immersive gameplay. Everything is hosted on a lag-free vanilla server paid for by the owner.
Server Type	Vanilla Minecraft RP server
Events	Various events hosted regularly, including a planned longplay full site roleplay session with player-SCPs and unique tasks
Contact	Join the Discord server for more information: Discord Link

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
What is SITE-19 Roleplay Server?	SITE-19 is a Minecraft RP server where players can roleplay as members of the SCP Foundation and groups of interest.
What sets SITE-19 apart from other servers?	SITE-19 offers a large underground facility, surface area, and regular events for an immersive gameplay experience.
Is the server lag-free?	Yes, the server is hosted on a paid vanilla server to ensure a lag-free experience for players.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord server linked above for more information on how to join and get started.

Lost Pup Adventures 1.20.3

animal welfare, dog care, Adventures, Lost, animal nutrition

Join our Minecraft server and you won’t have to worry about feeding your virtual pets because they don’t need food to survive!

You can focus on building epic structures and exploring the crazy world we have created for you.

Plus, if you get bored, you can always challenge other players to a dance-off in the middle of a lava pit.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s see how long it takes for your dog to starve to death in the game!

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PartyCraft Minecraft Server

Flight, Tahoe, Server, 35m, Pregnant

Are you tired of boring bachelor parties where you can’t even have a drink? Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate bachelor party experience! We promise no pregnant fiancées or best men trying to ruin your fun. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness with your bros. Build a virtual casino, drink as many virtual coronas as you want, and never worry about being called an asshole for wanting to have a good time. Plus, no need to borrow future vacation time or spend a fortune on flights – just log on and let loose! So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the virtual bachelor party begin!

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DadSeatDramaCraft

comfort, Behavior, Seat, window seat, refusing

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value window seats more than anything else! Join us for epic adventures and crazy encounters, just like the time a 7-year-old boy tried to steal someone’s window seat on a plane.

Imagine the chaos of trying to negotiate a seat swap with a grumpy passenger who only cares about that sweet window view. Will you be the hero who saves the day by offering to swap seats, or will you stand your ground and defend your right to the window seat at all costs?

Join us on this server for a one-of-a-kind experience where the only rule is: window seats are life. Who needs diamonds when you can have a prime spot to watch the world go by from the comfort of your Minecraft plane seat? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and claim your window seat before someone else tries to snatch it away!

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NoAlcohol4Me Minecraft SMP

religious beliefs, addiction, family history, Decision making, long-term effects

Yo, so like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s like, totally off the wall crazy? Well, let me tell you about this one server I found that’s like, the most epic place ever. Like, they have this whole storyline where the admins are actually aliens from another planet and they’re trying to take over the world through Minecraft. And get this, if you join the server, you get to be part of the resistance and fight against the alien overlords. How insane is that?

But wait, it gets even better. The server has this whole underground city that’s run by a group of sentient chickens who have formed their own government. And they’re always throwing these wild parties with music and dancing and unlimited chicken nuggets. It’s like a chicken paradise, man.

Oh, and did I mention that the server has a secret hidden dungeon where you can find legendary loot like diamond armor and enchanted weapons? And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be part of that, am I right?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s totally bonkers and will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end, then you gotta join this one. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected and buckle up for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life. Let’s goooooo! 🐔🚀🧀

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DreamCraftLotteryWin

lavish lifestyle, dream sports car, expensive jewelry, private jet, luxury car

Are you tired of dreaming about buying a private island or a fancy sports car with your lottery winnings? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can live out your wildest dreams by purchasing a pet dragon that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes! That’s right, forget about boring old real life purchases, come join us and make your virtual dreams come true! Who needs a yacht when you can sail the high seas on a giant flying potato? Join our server now and start living your best (and most ridiculous) life!

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Brown Adipose Fun Land

anti-aging benefits, cardiovascular health, metabolism, Endurance, weight loss

come join our epic minecraft server where brown adipose tissue will make you run faster and jump higher than ever before! it’s like having a superpower in the game! plus, it will make you live longer and healthier in real life too! who needs potions when you have brown adipose tissue on your side? come join us and become the ultimate minecraft warrior with the power of science!

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