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LaserCraft Minecraft Server
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LaserCraft: 12 Cents a Blast
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JOIN US FOR EPIC ADVENTURES, CRAZY BUILDING CHALLENGES, AND LASER BEAM SHENANIGANS THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND! WHO NEEDS SWORDS AND BOWS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE LASERS, AMIRITE? SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE MADNESS, BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS WHERE THE PARTY’S AT!