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LaserCraftMC
yo, come join this epic minecraft server where we got ukraine out here using laser weapons on the battlefield! like, imagine fighting mobs with frickin laser beams, dude! it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft! plus, we got flying pigs that drop diamonds when you kill them. and the best part? our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who will guide you through epic quests and challenges. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself! -
CraftyFacts Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher! Join us if you want to avoid having your country vaporized by our super-powered laser beam machine from space.But don’t worry, we’re not all doom and gloom here. Our server is filled with hilarious adventures and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.
One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat and monocle. It was so fabulous that it attracted a real-life llama to the server, who proceeded to join in on the fun and start a llama dance party.
So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama wrangling or space laser dodging. The possibilities are endless!
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Late for WorkCraft: The Minecraft Server where being fashionably late is the only way to play!
🤣🎮 Ready to cause chaos and destruction in the most hilarious ways possible? Join our Minecraft server where you can arrive late for work, sabotage your coworkers, and even start an alien invasion just for fun! Who needs boring old tasks when you can blow up casseroles and push shiny rocks into laser beams? Plus, you’ll have the chance to take out every scientist and security guard in sight! Come join the madness and let your inner troll run wild! 😉🚀🔥 #MinecraftMayhem. -
Crafty Anonymous Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to do all the work yourself? Well, look no further because on our server, you are the hero! That’s right, every player is a hero with superpowers like flying, shooting lasers from their eyes, and summoning unicorns to ride into battle.Join our server and embark on epic quests to save the world from evil mobs like zombie chickens and creeper cows. Build your own superhero lair complete with a secret underground base and a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a magical portal that leads to a land filled with candy trees, rainbow rivers, and talking animals. You can even ride a giant flying pig to get around faster.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the hero you were always meant to be. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).
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TVBlockerCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of having your own space! Just like this player who refused to turn down the TV for their napping girlfriend, we believe in standing your ground and not giving in to unreasonable demands.Join us if you’re tired of being accused of being selfish for simply enjoying your favorite TV show. On our server, you can build your own virtual living room with as many TVs as you want, and no one will ever ask you to turn them down for a nap!
So come on over and experience the freedom to watch TV as loud as you want, without any guilt trips or accusations of selfishness. It’s time to reclaim your entertainment rights and have some fun in our crazy Minecraft world!
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CraftyElite Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we vet all our players for links to radical islam just like the dagestan political elite! we promise you won’t get shot at a synagogue or church here, just lots of fun and games! who knew minecraft could be so political? join now for a wild ride and maybe even uncover some scandalous secrets along the way! -
PutinCraft: Sentence15yrold 5yrs
So like, u know how in Minecraft u can build stuff and like, do whatever u want? well, this server is like that but on crack, bro. like, imagine if Putin was a Minecraft character and u could like, fight him in a battle to the death.Join this server and u can be part of the resistance against the evil Putin regime. u can build secret underground bases, gather resources to fund the rebellion, and recruit other players to join ur cause.
But be careful, cuz if u get caught by the Putin loyalists, u might end up like that 15-year-old schoolboy, sentenced to 5 years in a virtual Minecraft prison.
So come join us on this epic adventure and help us take down the tyrannical Putin empire once and for all! #DownWithPutin #MinecraftRebellion
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PennywiseCraft
OMG u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we still use pennies in prices but like never use pennies in coins. like wut even is dat logic? but it’s sooo fun and random, just like ur crazy aunt Bertha who wears socks with sandals.Join our server and u might find a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are breakdancing to funky tunes. Or maybe u’ll stumble upon a village of talking llamas who tell dad jokes all day long.
And don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every week. Rumor has it there’s a diamond the size of a chicken nugget hidden somewhere in the world. Will u be the lucky one to find it? Or will u just end up falling into a pit of lava cuz u were too busy trying to tame a wild ocelot?
So come on, join our server and let’s make some memories that will leave u scratching ur head and laughing ur butt off. And remember, always bring ur lucky penny with u, cuz u never know when it might come in handy.
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BloodOrangeChillz
HEY U, YEAH U, WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT BLOOD ORANGES THAT MAKE U STRONGER THAN A DIAMOND SWORD. YEAH, SCIENTISTS SAY IF U STORE THESE BAD BOYS AT 40 TO 53 DEGREES, U GET ALL THE GOOD STUFF LIKE ANTHOCYANIN, PHENOLIC CONTENT, AND ANTIOXIDANTS.SO, IF U WANNA BE A MINECRAFT LEGEND, COME JOIN US AND FEAST ON THESE MAGICAL BLOOD ORANGES. TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT. JOIN NOW AND BECOME THE ULTIMATE MINECRAFT WARRIOR.
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WildQuest
Minecraft Survival Cracked Premium Java PE Community Plugins Modern Adventure Roleplay Creative PvP Minigames Economy Quests Building Factions Skyblock Dungeons, SurvivalWelcome to the WildQuest , This server made for the people cracked/premium . java/pe to play together and get Survival Experience. And also we tried to make this server on modern features and plugins of minecraft and we hope you will really enjoy it !
Join Now and become a part of this Community.
WildQuest.us.to:6423