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Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 1450 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 6 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
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