Larson Fired Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Pixel Pediatric Pummel Minecraft Server

Attack, BARRAGE, children’s hospital, Conflict, Crisis, deadly, humanitarian, innocent, International, Military, Minecraft, News, pediatric, PIXEL, pummel, russia, Server, strikes, Targeted, Tragedy, Ukraine, Victims, violence, War, world

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5885
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1893	Holy Grails Found:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Magic Items Found:	8925	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

join our epic minecraft server where we recreate the chaos of russia striking a children’s hospital in ukraine! build your own hospital and defend it from incoming missiles, or join the russian side and wreak havoc on innocent virtual patients.

we have custom weapons like exploding teddy bears and laser-guided pacifiers, plus special events where you can ride on the back of a virtual bear and drop bombs on unsuspecting players.

join now for a truly explosive gaming experience that will leave you questioning your sanity and moral compass!

OrbanCraft: No Role for Zelenskyy

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, diplomatic relations, Dispute Resolution, eastern europe, european union, foreign affairs, international relations, mediation, Négotiation, Orbán, OrbánCraft, peace talks, political leaders, rejection, Role, russia, summit, talks, Ukraine, zelenskyy

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5914
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	627592	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Towns Built:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where u can see zelenskyy and orban dukin it out in a pvp arena. like, they’re tryna settle their beef in minecraft instead of real life. it’s like, so epic. u can even bet on who’s gonna win and if u guess right, u get a pet llama named fluffy. plus, there’s this secret underground base where u can find all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but watch out for the zombie pigmen, they’re always tryna steal ur loot. so come join the fun and witness the ultimate showdown between zelenskyy and orban, only on this minecraft server. u won’t regret it, bro.

Carbocraft: Fueling Fun with Hydrocarbons!

car mechanics, Carbocraft, carbon dioxide production, Cellular Respiration, chemical reactions, Co2, combustion process, energy conversion, energy generation, energy production, engine combustion, environmental impact, fuel breakdown, fuel efficiency, Fueling, Fun, human biology, hydrocarbons, metabolism, organic compounds, similarities between cars and humans, Water, water production

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1078
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Buildings Constructed:	40
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ores Mined:	7037
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

COME JOIN OUR SERVER, WHERE WE RUN ON THE POWER OF CELLULAR RESPIRATION AND ENGINE COMBUSTION! 🚗💨

IMAGINE MINING FOR DIAMONDS WHILE YOUR CHARACTER IS LITERALLY BREATHING LIKE A CAR! 🤯

OUR PLAYERS HAVE REPORTED FEELING LIKE A REAL-LIFE ENGINE, REVVING UP TO TAKE ON THE MINECRAFT WORLD! 🌍💥

SO IF YOU WANT A SERVER THAT WILL LITERALLY MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A SPEEDY, DIAMOND-HUNTING MACHINE, JOIN US TODAY! 🏁💎🔥

CardioCraft: Saving Blocks, One Heart at a Time

access to healthcare, American College of Cardiology, blocks, CardioCraft, cardiologists, cardiology services, healthcare access, healthcare accessibility, healthcare availability, healthcare disparities, healthcare equity, healthcare inequality, healthcare infrastructure, healthcare resources, healthcare services, healthcare shortage, healthcare system, Heart, lower-income communities, Medical research, rural healthcare, SAVING, Time, underserved populations

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9423
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

so like, u know how there’s like 22 million peeps in the US who like, don’t have a cardiologist in their county? well, on this epic minecraft server, we got cardiologists for everyone! like, we even got cardiologists for your minecraft pets, cuz why not, right?

come join us and let our cardiologists take care of all your heart needs, whether it’s a broken heart from falling off a cliff or just needing some heartwarming love and support. we even have special heart-shaped diamonds you can mine to show your cardiologist how much you appreciate them.

plus, our cardiologists are like, super skilled at building heart-themed structures in minecraft, so you can have the most love-filled world ever. join now and let your heart be filled with joy and love, all thanks to our amazing cardiologists on this epic minecraft server!

NorwegianNonsense Minecraft Server

199487275, Kneggeutgaven, Minecraft, norgetråden, NorwegianNonsense, Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7000
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	24	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary KneggeutgavenForrige, a mystical creature that grants wishes to all who can defeat it in a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to bring your dancing shoes and a healthy dose of insanity.

EldenCraft – Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Bandai Namco, Build planner, Character planners, Community, discussion, elden ring, Elden Ring General, EldenCraft, Exploration, Gaming, Group password, Interactive map, Lands Between, Latest Patch, Main information document, Minecraft, patch notes, RPG, Server, spreadsheets, Updates

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3848
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	33

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride through the lands between, where you can explore interactive maps, plan out your character builds, and even participate in epic group battles with the password “erg” (because why not?).

Our latest patch includes updates that will blow your mind, and our main information document is like a pasta recipe for success in the world of Elden Ring.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on a journey that will leave you laughing, crying, and wondering why you didn’t join sooner. Don’t miss out on the insanity – join our server today!

AuntieSisterBan Minecraft Server

aita, aunt, AuntieSisterBan, Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, Conflict, CPS, estranged mother, family, Family Support, lost access, Minecraft, overstepped, relationships, Respect, Sacrifices, Server, sister, sole custody, supervised visits, verbal attack, Wishes

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	826
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Runes Activated:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the sacrifices you’ve made for your little sister? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee no estranged mothers will be allowed in without CPS supervision! Join now and avoid family drama like a pro player dodging creepers. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about your Aunt causing chaos in the chat. So come on, join us and leave the family drama behind – unless it’s in-game drama, then bring it on! #MinecraftFamilyDramaServer

BirthCraftHoldMyHand

birth plan, BirthCraftHoldMyHand, Communication, Delivery, Doctor, equality, Expectations, Experience, family, fear, first child, hand holding, husband, Labor, medical professional, mother-in-law, ObGyn, Pregnancy, relationship, Selfishness, Support

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2829
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Are you tired of boring old birth plans? Want to spice things up and join a Minecraft server where the baby is delivered by a pixelated doctor? That’s right, on our server, your husband can live out his dream of delivering your baby virtually! No need for an OBGYN, just log on and let the fun begin.

But wait, there’s more! Not only can your husband deliver the baby, but you can also choose from a variety of other family members to step in if needed. Want your mom, dad, or even your pet goldfish to catch the baby? The possibilities are endless on our server.

And don’t worry about your doctor husband stealing the spotlight – on our server, everyone gets a chance to shine. Plus, with our virtual prenatal appointments, you can ask all your questions without anyone talking exclusively to the doctor. It’s a win-win for everyone!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience childbirth like never before. Who needs a traditional birth plan when you can have a pixelated delivery with your loved ones by your side? It’s a birthing experience you’ll never forget (and neither will your virtual baby)!

Hatewatch Minecraft Server

different tastes, dislike, Entertainment, hate, HateWatch, Mainstream, Minecraft, not a fan, not for me, not impressed, not interested, not my cup of tea, not my style, opinion, Overrated, Popular, Server, Show, television, trending, TV series, unpopular opinion

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5273
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Are you tired of being the odd one out in your friend group because you can’t stand that one show everyone raves about? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict ban on all things related to that show! No more awkward conversations about why you don’t like it, just pure, unadulterated fun in a world where that show doesn’t exist. Join us and revel in the glory of being the rebel who dares to go against the mainstream! Plus, rumor has it that the creator of that show tried to join our server once, but was promptly kicked out for their questionable taste in entertainment. So come on over and join us for a good laugh at their expense!

SpookyCraft: Fictional Fears

Book, chilling, creepy, Evil, FANTASY, fear, FEARS, fictional, fictional character, Horror, iconic, imagination, Monster, Movie, Nightmare, nightmare fuel, Scary, spookycraft, Supernatural, Terrifying, Terror, Twisted, Villain

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	588
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Falling into the Void:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Emeralds Found:	2847	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Picture this: a Minecraft server where all your favorite fictional characters come to life…and not in a good way. Imagine running into Pennywise from IT while mining for diamonds, or being chased by the Demogorgon from Stranger Things while trying to build your dream castle.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom on this server. You can team up with the Avengers to take down Thanos, or join forces with Harry Potter to defeat Voldemort. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even challenge the Night King from Game of Thrones to a snowball fight in the icy tundra.

So why join this server? Because where else can you battle zombies with Batman, ride dragons with Daenerys Targaryen, and prank call the Joker all in one place? It’s a virtual world where the impossible becomes possible, and the only limit is your imagination. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime…if you dare.