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Arthropleura Head Hunt

1854, 300 million years old, Ancient, Arthropleura, arthropod, discovery, entomology, Evolution, fossil, head, History, hunt, LARGEST, Millipede, Paleontology, prehistoric, research, scientists, Specimen

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8504
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	6240
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29

Yo, listen up! So, like, scientists found this big ol’ head of an Arthropleura, which is, like, the biggest bug thingy to ever exist, bro! It’s, like, from, like, 300 million years ago and stuff. And get this, no one had ever found a fossil with its head intact until 1854, man!

Join our Minecraft server and you might just stumble upon some prehistoric bugs or, like, uncover ancient secrets or something, dude! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on this server, where the past comes to life in pixelated form. So come on, join us and let’s dig up some dino bones together, bro!

Painfully Obvious Minecraft Server

America, Brazil, Catholic, corrupt, DESPERATE, excepțional, iberophones, identity crisis, Irrelevant, LARGEST, Latin America, Latinx, loudest, Minecraft, obvious, overshadowed, painfully, Poor, Powerful, Relevant, Server, Struggling, thirdie, Wishful thinking

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4667
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Potions Brewed:	56	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Void Gems Collected:	27
Dimension Hops:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Dragons Tamed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more extra than Brazil’s carnival? Look no further! Our server is like the America of Minecraft servers, except we’re not just loud and irrelevant – we’re exceptional, powerful, and relevant beyond measure! Join us and be part of the largest and craziest community of players who are ready to take on any challenge, build epic structures, and conquer the virtual world like true warriors. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and show Brazil who the real boss is in the world of Minecraft!

World’s Big Minecraft Server

astronomical, big, biggest thing, COLOSSAL, enormous, Gigantic, GRAND, humongous, Immense, LARGEST, long tail tag, mammoth, Massive, Minecraft, monumental, planet, Server, SIZE, substantial, Universe, vast, world, worlds

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7188
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magic Items Found:	2123

Is it the Eiffel Tower? The Great Wall of China? Nope, it’s actually the size of the spawn area on our Minecraft server! It’s so massive, you’ll need a GPS just to find your way around.

But that’s not all – we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can breakdance, and creepers that moonwalk before exploding. It’s like a funky farm meets a disco party meets a TNT explosion extravaganza!

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of Steve, the mythical hero of Minecraft. Legend has it that whoever wields this sword becomes invincible and gains the ability to summon a herd of rainbow-colored sheep to do their bidding.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful world you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and your pixelated dancing shoes – you’re gonna need ’em!

OligarchCraft: UK Oil Co. Stake

assets, Business, controversial, Economy, ENERGY, Financial, foreign relations, Industry, Investment, LARGEST, Oil, oil firm, OligarchCraft, oligarchs, ownership, Partnership, Politics, Russian, sanctioned, sanctions, stake, uk

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4400
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dimension Hops:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

LOL you gotta join this server, cuz guess what? SANCTIONED RUSSIAN OLIGARCHS are takin’ a stake in the largest UK oil firm! like, what even is happenin’ right now? it’s like a real-life soap opera but in Minecraft form. come join us and see what crazy shenanigans these oligarchs get up to. maybe they’ll even start their own oil company in the game and take over the whole server. who knows, anything can happen in this wild and wacky world we live in. so come on, join us and let’s see where this rollercoaster ride takes us!

CyberCraft Minecraft Server

Banks, cyber attack, cybercraft, cybersecurity, data breach, Defense, finance, Financial, hackers, History, i24NEWS, incident response, INFORMATION, iran, LARGEST, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Network, SECURITY, Server, Technology, threat, Vulnerability

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3231
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Buildings Constructed:	50
Star Shards Collected:	53	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	311	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	231	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

lol join our epic minecraft server where we have more cyber attacks than iranian banks lmao. it’s like the wild west of the internet but with blocky graphics and creepers. we’re basically the biggest target for hackers cuz we’re so popular, but don’t worry we got top notch security. come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasures. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and be part of history, bro.

UkrainianAirRaid Minecraft Server

aggression, airstrike, Attack, Conflict, conflict escalation, current events, Defense, eastern europe, international relations, LARGEST, Military, Minecraft, News, Overnight, Political, RETALIATION, Russian airbases, Server, source, Tension, Ukraine, UkrainianAirRaid, War

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3835
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Secret Passages Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5412	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can totally be like a Ukrainian superhero, taking down Russian airbases left and right! It’s like, the craziest battle you’ll ever see in Minecraft, bro. Join our server and be part of the epic showdown between Ukraine and Russia. Who will come out on top? Only the bravest players will survive and conquer the enemy bases. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and show off your mad skills in this intense war zone!

SPERMACRAFT Minecraft server

anti cheat, anti-xer, banner, best, description, develop, LARGEST, Launch, minecraft server, Play, Project, Server, SPERMACRAFT

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6755
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Void Armor Forged:	27	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magic Items Found:	6060
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

This server is the largest and currently the best project you can imagine.The server has just launched, play and developAnti-cheat and anti-xer are present.

ru4.mineserv.su:27292

Trashplex

#exciting, Adventure, Check us out, Community, Experience, Explore, favorites, Fun, games, Helpful, LARGEST, Minecraft, Mini Games, multiplayer, new, ONLINE, Owners, PvP, Server, Staff, Survival Games, Trashplex, world

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3091
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Void Armor Forged:	22	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Ores Mined:	4033

Welcome to one of the largest Minecraft Server in the world. We offer 40+ games at Trashplex, including old favorites and the best new games that you will love!

We have a very helpful community, large staff and the best owners around to make your experience on Trashplex an unforgettable one.

Come check us out!

us.trashplex.com

EggcellentSpermServer

Blocking, Body, cells, EggcellentSpermServer, eggs, Females, gap, germ cells, Human, Japanese scientists, killifish, LARGEST, LIFESPAN, Males, Men, outlive, production, Reproduction, smallest, Sperm, Women

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2442
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Void Armor Forged:	19	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	24

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got da secret to why women live longer than men! it’s all about dem tiny sperm and eggs, bro. our Japanese scientists found out dat if u block da production of germ cells in killifish, da lifespan gap between males and females closes. it’s like a whole new level of science and stuff, man. come join us and uncover da mysteries of life and death in dis crazy minecraft world! #genderbendingminecraftfun #spermvseggshowdown

NorwegianOreMine Minecraft Server

Deposits, Discovered, earth sciences, economic growth, environmental impact, Europe, Exploration, geology, industrial minerals, innovation, LARGEST, Minecraft, MINERALS, Mining, Natural resources, norway, NorwegianOreMine, rare earth metals, Scandinavian, Server, Sustainable development, Technology, valuable minerals

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7094
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	392	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Farms Harvested:	156	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

OMG U GUYS, dis server be like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt! We got da biggest rare earth metal deposits in all of Europe, like seriously, you won’t find this much bling anywhere else! Join us and mine your way to riches beyond your wildest dreams! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and start digging your way to epicness!

Royal Legacy VS Hypixel

Adventure, anniversary, bedrock, Claiming, Community, continuous updates, Cross-Play, custom content, Economy, Entertainment, free, Gaming, ISLAND, java, Legacy, MCMMO, Minecraft, multiplayer, Pickaxe, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5008
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	5

Hypixel	Royal Legacy
Pros	Pros
Large player base	One of the oldest servers around
Wide variety of minigames and modes	Custom content with daily updates
Well-established and reputable server	Survival, Skyblock, and Prison modes
Cons	Cons
Can be laggy due to high player count	Smaller player base compared to Hypixel
May have some pay-to-win elements	Less variety in game modes compared to Hypixel

**FAQ**

1. What is the player base like on Hypixel and Royal Legacy? – Hypixel has a large player base, while Royal Legacy has a smaller player base.

2. What type of content updates can I expect on Hypixel and Royal Legacy? – Hypixel offers a wide variety of minigames and modes, while Royal Legacy provides custom content with daily updates.

3. Are there any pay-to-win elements on these servers? – Hypixel may have some pay-to-win elements, while Royal Legacy may have fewer pay-to-win elements.

4. Which server offers more game modes? – Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes, while Royal Legacy focuses on Survival, Skyblock, and Prison modes.

5. How laggy are these servers? – Hypixel may experience lag due to its high player count, while Royal Legacy may have less lag due to its smaller player base.

/BraCraft – Fio Brasileiro Roleplay – Where all the mobs speak Portuguese and creepers dance samba!

beauty, Bra, BraCraft, Brasileiro, Brazilian aesthetics, Brazilian culture, conforto, CREEPERS, cultural fashion, Dance, design de moda, estilo brasileiro, fashion, Fio, fio brasileiro, forum discussion, lingerie, mobs, moda brasileira, moda feminina, moda íntima, Portuguese, Roleplay, SAMBA, sensualidade, speak, tendências de lingerie, tendências de moda, underwear, womens fashion

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	506
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Secret Passages Found:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Welcome to the Minecraft server where even the ancient civilization of >>195743522 couldn’t resist joining the fun! Join us for endless adventures, epic builds, and a community that’s older than dirt (literally). Come play with us and experience the past, present, and future of gaming all in one place!

He-Man Avoidance Society: A Fear of Handsome Heroes in Minecraft

afraid, attractive, attractive men, avoidance, beauty standards, body image ideals, character design, Character development, Characters, consoles, creative choices, cultural influences, devs, Diversity, ds, fear, game industry, gender equality, gender stereotypes, handsome, heman, Heroes, imageboard, making, Male, male characters, male protagonists, market trends, Masculinity, microsoft, Minecraft, mmorpg, Nintendo, pc game, player preferences, PlayStation, ps3, ps4, psp, representation, society, Steam, video games, vidya, visual appeal, vita, Western, Western game development, wii, Wii U, xbone, Xbox, Xbox One

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8596
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	403	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Why do western devs shy away from creating hunky hunks in their games? Join our Minecraft server where the only fear is running out of diamonds while your chiseled avatar flexes in the sunset!

The Bagelverse: Where doughy delights and epic adventures collide in Magica Infinitum III SMP!

Adventures, Ars Nouveau, astral sorcery, back, Bagelverse, Blood Magic, collide, Community, DELIGHTS, Donations, doughy, Epic, Forge 1.16.5, Greylist, home, III, INFINITUM, Machines, magica, Magica Infinitum III, Minecraft, Modded, Pack version, pay to win, rf, Rtp, Server, smp, Tpa

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1829
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Falling into the Void:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Magica Infinitum III Server Overview

	3.3.14 (Latest) on Forge 1.16.5
Mods	Over 200 mods featuring magic such as Ars Nouveau, Astral Sorcery, and Blood Magic
Gameplay	No RF or machines, pure magic experience
Server Features	/rtp, /back, /home, /tpa available for all players, in-game chat accessible through Discord
Community	No pay-to-win, donations only with a welcoming community

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Q: How can I access the Magica Infinitum III server?

A: You can access the server by joining the Bagelverse Discord server and getting the necessary information from there.

Q: What kind of mods does this server feature?

A: The server features over 200 mods mainly focused on magic, including Ars Nouveau, Astral Sorcery, and Blood Magic.

Q: Is there any pay-to-win aspect in this server?

A: No, the server does not have any pay-to-win features. Only donations are accepted.

Q: Can I communicate with other players without joining the game?

A: Yes, in-game chat is accessible through Discord, allowing you to talk to other players even without being in the game.

Q: What version of the modpack and Forge does the server run on?

A: The server runs on the latest version of the Magica Infinitum III modpack (3.3.14) on Forge 1.16.5.

⭐ CENTURYMINE ⭐ MAGIC TECH❤️ THERE WAS A WIP server for Minecraft

Assembly, BloodMagic, botania, CENTURYMINE, Divine RPG, Draconic Evolution, Forestry, Galacticraft, HiTech, Industrial Craft, IndustrialForegoing, Magic, MAGICAL, Mekanism, Minecraft, modifications, Mods, Quests, Server, Tech, Techno, Technology, Thaumcraft, Twilight Forest, unique experience, WIP

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9378
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Runes Activated:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5

MagicTech is a techno-magic assembly that combines elements of technological and magical mods. The server provides a unique experience, including many quests and various modifications such as Mekanism, Botania, IndustrialForegoing, BloodMagic and many more.

JourneyGaming VS Hypixel

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Custom, Economy, Experience, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplaying, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Version, virtual

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6481
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Potions Brewed:	109
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Void Gems Collected:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162

Hypixel	JourneyGaming
Pros	Pros
– Largest Minecraft server with a wide variety of game modes	– Dedicated to community interaction and feedback
– Regular updates and new game modes added	– Custom content and unique gameplay experiences
– Active player base and strong competitive scene	– Support for various Minecraft versions
Cons	Cons
– Some game modes can be overwhelming for new players	– Smaller player base compared to Hypixel
– Potential for lag and server issues due to high player count	– Limited number of game modes

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
Which server has more game modes?	Hypixel offers a wider variety of game modes compared to JourneyGaming.
Which server focuses more on community interaction?	JourneyGaming is dedicated to community influence and feedback, whereas Hypixel has a larger player base and competitive scene.
Which server has better support for different Minecraft versions?	JourneyGaming offers support for various Minecraft versions, while Hypixel may have issues with compatibility due to its large player count.
Which server experiences more lag and server issues?	Hypixel may experience more lag and server issues due to its high player count, while JourneyGaming is smaller in size and may have a more stable connection.

/hsrg/ – Honkai: Star Fail General

ACHERON, animated short, BOOTHILL, Character Banners, consoles, ds, Fail, Gaming, general, Honkai, Honkai Impact, hsrg, imageboard, Interactive Exhibition, Light Cone Banners, microsoft, mmorpg, mobile game, myriad celestia, New Drip Marketing, Nintendo, pc game, PlayStation, ps3, ps4, psp, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Resources, robin, star, star rail, Steam, Thread Template, Tools, Trailer, video games, vita, Web Event, wii, Wii U, xbone, Xbox, Xbox One

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1977
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can dive into the Yawning Chasm and explore the colorful world of Acheron and Myriad Celestia! Watch out for the countless Kalpas as you embark on your adventure with Robin and Boothill. Don’t forget to redeem your gift codes for some extra goodies! Join us for some virtual fun and let’s build together in this immersive interactive exhibition. Grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine and craft your way to victory! ⛏️🔥 #MinecraftMadness #YawningChasmExplored

Why don’t creepers cum or masturbate when detonating, especially…

Birth, Childbirth, Considering, CREEPERS, Cum, Delivery, Detonating, Dildos, dont, empowerment, enjo, especially, Feels, feminism, fisting, Giving, green text, imageboard, Labor, many, Masturbate, Masturbation, medical procedures, midwifery, Motherhood, natural birth, orgasm, pain relief, Pleasure, r9k, ROBOT9000, ROBOT9001, Robots, sexual satisfaction, Sexuality, taboo, them.., when, Women, Women’s Health, xkcd

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3043
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Welcome to our new Minecraft server where we ponder life’s greatest mysteries like why women don’t cum or masturbate while giving birth. Maybe it’s because they’re too busy fisting creepers or wielding massive diamond swords! Join us for a hilarious and unforgettable gaming experience.

Get ready for a raisin’ good time on the Rum Raisin server!

animation, Anime, comfort food, creamy, creamy dessert, DELICIOUS, dessert, dessert idea, dessert lovers, dried fruit, flavor, frozen dessert, frozen treat, Good, ice cream, imageboard, Indulgent, Japan, japanese, Manga, raisin, raisins, Ready, Rum, rum flavored, rum raisin, Server, snack, SWEET, Time, Treat, worksafe

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4005
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2765
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Welcome to RUM RAISIN, the wackiest Minecraft server this side of the blocky universe! Dive into a world where rum flows like water and raisins are the currency of choice. Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest full of…you guessed it, more rum raisins! Join us today and let the hilarity ensue on RUM RAISIN!

Join our Minecraft server to find out – SanityNotIncluded!

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8272
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

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