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Crafty AF: Where I pretend to be productive while actually just building pixel art of my cat

art, Average, building, cat, Crafty, crippling, damn, dislike, Fags, failed normie, general, large portion, lexicon, Loneliness, Loser, ONLINE, PIXEL, PRETEND, Productive, Relate, sense, Slang, society, terminally online, time spent, y’know

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4334
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a failed normie is not only accepted, but celebrated! Join us if you’re tired of society and just want to hang out with a bunch of lonely misfits who speak their own weird language.

Our server is the perfect place for those who don’t quite fit in anywhere else. We have a thriving community of outcasts, weirdos, and socially awkward individuals who will welcome you with open arms (metaphorically, of course, because we’re all playing Minecraft).

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a group of people who understand your struggles with crippling loneliness and disdain for society? Plus, we have the best virtual parties, where we all gather around a pixelated campfire and share our most embarrassing stories. Trust me, you won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So come on, join our Minecraft server and embrace your inner failed normie. We promise you’ll feel right at home among our quirky and eccentric community. Just be prepared to learn some new slang and lexicon that makes absolutely no sense to anyone outside of our little online world.

MetaSurvivalCraft

adaptation, biology, Environment, Evolution, FITNESS, genetic traits, genetics, human biology, human evolution, human physiology, hunter-gatherer lifestyle, metabolism, MetaSurvivalCraft, natural environment, natural selection, physical traits, slow metabolism, Survival, survival skills, Wild, Wilderness

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7235
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

So, like, imagine this server where, like, if you have a slow metabolism you can, like, totally dominate the game! Like, you won’t even need to eat as much food as the others, so you can spend more time building epic structures and exploring the world. It’s like a superpower, dude!

Join our server and become the ultimate survival expert with your super slow metabolism. You’ll be the envy of all your friends as you effortlessly conquer the wilderness and show off your amazing builds. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover secret hidden powers that only slow metabolizers possess. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so come join us and see what crazy adventures await!

FibroBlasted: Ageless SkellyCraft

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4126
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Crops Grown:	8191

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own cytoskeleton out of blocks! we got young and aged dermal fibroblasts running around, comparing their proteomics and secretomics like it’s a dang science fair. who needs redstone contraptions when u can study the aging process of skin cells while fighting off creepers? come join the fun and see if u can outbuild the cytoskeleton master!

Dumpster Fire Season 2: The Hot Mess Express

Adventure, application, Builders, Community, Currency, DETECTION, Dumpster, express, Fire, friendship, hot, location, maintenance, Mess, Perks, Playstyle, Plugins, Positive, Prevention, Ranking, rules, Season, Shop, Skills, smp, Survival, Unique, Warp

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3992
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Gods Slained:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

CampCraft – Season 2 Overview

Server Description
Welcome to CampCraft – Season 2! We have just launched our second season with a map refresh. Join our 18+ Whitelisted SMP server where the possibilities are boundless. Enjoy an epic journey with a vibrant community of players.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without being whitelisted?	No, this is a Whitelisted server. Please fill out the application form provided to be whitelisted.
Are there any age restrictions to join?	Yes, you must be 18 years or older to join CampCraft.
Are there any fees to play on this server?	No, the server will never ask for any money from players. There are no donation requests or selling of ranks.
What kind of plugins does the server have?	The server has plugins such as AuctionHouse, BlueMap, Essentialx, GriefPrevention, Jobs, McMMO, PlayerWarps, QuickShop, WildRTP, along with additional mods for maintenance and cheat detection.
What are the rules of the server?	The rules include being nice, no harassment or bigotry, no cheating, no griefing/stealing, obtaining consent for building near others, and more. Please refer to the complete rule list provided.

Application Form

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Age:
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Reason for joining CampCraft:
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Blocky Brawlers Minecraft Server

blocky, brawlers, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2074
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of Reddit trannies banning you for speaking the truth about vaccine side effects? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all conspiracy theorists and banana lovers alike! Join us as we uncover the shocking truth behind the vaccine side effect that turns you into a banana-hating mutant. Who needs journos when you have us to make a movie about this epic saga? So come on, join our server and let’s peel back the layers of this fruity mystery together!

SMPBritCraft – The British Invasion of Minecraft SMP

Brit, British, chebs, fucking, fucking lovely, fucking massive, Invasion, long tail tags: ones, Lovely, Massive, Minecraft, onesedish, sedish, smp, SMPBritCraft, too

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3206
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their puny little chebs? Well, look no further, because our server has CHEBS. And not just any chebs, we’re talking MASSIVE, LOVELY chebs that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chebslovely Chebs, rumored to grant you incredible powers if you can find them. Some say they hold the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe, while others believe they’re just really nice to look at. Either way, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to uncover their mysteries.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find such a perfect combination of ridiculousness and pure, unadulterated chebs? Trust us, once you experience the magic of our server, you’ll never want to play on a regular old Minecraft server again. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the chebs guide you to greatness!

EstateSplit Minecraft Server

access to funds, Communication Issues, estate distribution, estate money, Estate Planning, EstateSplit, family trust, financial dispute, financial responsibility, Financial Security, financial transparency, future planning, Inheritance, legal rights, Minecraft, money management, personal bank account, Server, sibling relationships, Siblings, tax concerns, trust issues, Will

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2859
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Farms Harvested:	181
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and family feuds over money? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and focus on building epic structures and battling mobs!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister hoarding your inheritance money until 2025. Instead, you can earn virtual riches by mining diamonds and trading with other players. Plus, if something happens to your in-game character, you can always respawn and try again!

So why wait for your real-life inheritance when you can start amassing wealth and power in our Minecraft world today? Join us and leave all your family drama behind!

BoyfriendBluesMC

boyfriend expectations, boyfriend troubles, BoyfriendBluesMC, communication problems, emotional stress, feeling frustrated, feeling guilty, feeling misunderstood, feeling neglected, feeling overwhelmed, feeling pressured, ignoring calls, long-distance relationship, not answering calls, phone etiquette, relationship challenges, relationship communication, relationship dynamics, relationship issues, school stress, Time management

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3154
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where communication is key – just like in this long distance relationship drama! Join us and experience the thrill of trying to connect with someone who always seems to be one step ahead of you. Will you be able to answer the call in time, or will you be left feeling like you’re the problem? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

MeatLoverMinecraft SMP

bacon, barbecue, Beef, carnivore, chicken, duck, favorite meat, grilled meat, Lamb, meat dishes, meat lovers, MeatLoverMinecraft, Pork, protein, Rabbit, ribs, SAUSAGE, smp, steak, turkey, veal, venison

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5040
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can feast on is virtual bread and pork chops? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole buffet of meats for you to choose from! From chicken wings that make you fly to beef that gives you super strength, we’ve got it all!

Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP where the animals are not only friendly but also delicious! Who needs to farm for wheat when you can just hunt down a herd of bacon cows? And don’t even get me started on the legendary golden steak that grants you invincibility for 10 minutes!

So come on down to our server and sink your teeth into some juicy, mouth-watering meats. Just be careful not to anger the vegetarian players or they might unleash their tofu army on you!

SkinnyCraft: Lost & Found

determination, diet, Exercise, FITNESS, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, healthy living, lifestyle change, LOSE WEIGHT, Lost, motivation, perseverance, self-discipline, SkinnyCraft, success story, weight loss, weight loss journey, weight loss motivation, weight loss success, weight loss tips, weight loss transformation, wellness

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3185
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magic Items Found:	2558
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Are you tired of trying every diet and exercise plan under the sun with no results? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and watch the pounds melt away as you frantically mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Our players have reported losing up to 50 pounds in a week from all the intense clicking and keyboard smashing. So say goodbye to boring gym routines and hello to virtual weight loss on our server!

KharkivHavocCraft

airstrikes, Attack, Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilians, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, glide bombs, injured, international news, Kharkiv, KharkivHavocCraft, Military Action, russia, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3537
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up cities like russia with 5 glide bombs!!! we have crazy pvp battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and take down your enemies like a boss. don’t worry, no real people get hurt, just virtual explosions and chaos! join now for the most intense minecraft experience of your life, trust us, you won’t regret it!