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| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 2337 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7465 | New Chunks Explored: | 729713 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 84 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you speechless? Look no further than our server, where even the most outrageous stories can’t compare to the crazy adventures you’ll have!
Join us and experience the thrill of battling against players with oversized soda bottle-sized genitals, just like the fiend in the Old Bailey case! Will you be able to survive the onslaught of excessive semen deposits and asphyxiation attacks? Only the bravest players will come out on top!
But don’t worry, our server also has a compassionate side. Just like Natalie, our players believe in forgiveness and healing, even for those who brutally take your life in-game. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the wild world of Minecraft with a twist!
Join now and let the insanity begin!
