Why Did He Do It? Minecraft Server

Server, family appeal, forgiveness, Natalie, soda bottle

Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you speechless? Look no further than our server, where even the most outrageous stories can’t compare to the crazy adventures you’ll have!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling against players with oversized soda bottle-sized genitals, just like the fiend in the Old Bailey case! Will you be able to survive the onslaught of excessive semen deposits and asphyxiation attacks? Only the bravest players will come out on top!

But don’t worry, our server also has a compassionate side. Just like Natalie, our players believe in forgiveness and healing, even for those who brutally take your life in-game. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the wild world of Minecraft with a twist!

Join now and let the insanity begin!

CraftyGirls vs. Boys

self harm, adolescent boys, North America, rates of self-harm, self-injury

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server out there, where the only thing you’ll be harming is those creepers trying to blow up your sick builds! We’ve got a community of players from all over the world, coming together to create the most epic structures and survive the craziest adventures.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling dragons, exploring hidden dungeons, and building your own pixelated empire. And hey, forget about self-harm because on this server, the only harm you’ll be doing is to those mobs trying to mess with you.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s dive into a world where the only thing you’ll be cutting is blocks of wood to build your dream castle. Join us now and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together!

Torrent Not-Working Network” – Survival, Plots, MMORPG, Community, Map

Crates, Map, Quests, Economy System, Custom Enchants

Welcome to the Torrent Network!

IP: torrentsmp.com

Discord: https://discord.gg/torrent

Versions: Java & Bedrock 1.13-Latest

Features:

Survival	– The integrity and challenge of a real survival experience, no TP commands except /spawn! You can use our fully unique portal network and make your own teleportation portals!
	– Movecraft (moving vehicles) with custom classes
	– Quests with custom storylines and lore
	– Fully integrated economy system
	– Welcoming community
	– Custom armor and tools
	– Anti-grief
Creative	– Plot system
	– Ability to upgrade to bigger and bigger plots
	– A community to collaborate with on builds
	– Movecraft (you can plan your vehicles and test them)
	– Limited world edit access
Lifesteal	– Launched June 1st, 2024

Frequently Asked Questions:

1. How can I join the Torrent Network?

You can join by entering the IP: torrentsmp.com in your Minecraft client.

2. Is griefing allowed on the servers?

Griefing is allowed on our Lifesteal server, but not on the Survival and Creative servers.

3. Are there custom quests and storylines in the game?

Yes, we have custom quests with unique storylines and lore for players to experience.

4. Can I upgrade my plot in the creative server?

Yes, players have the ability to upgrade to bigger and bigger plots in the creative server.

5. Is there an economy system in place?

Yes, we have a fully integrated economy system on all our servers.

ChipCraft – Cozy in Pal #1472 Minecraft Server

tkd, Hamas, Talmud, US government, armed clashes

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to battle it out with Glowniggers, shadowy rebel groups, and resistance fighters in epic clashes that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat.

But that’s not all! We also offer the chance to condemn Talmud, endorse Total Kike Death, and denounce Israel as a legitimate state. Plus, our floating humanitarian aid pier may or may not get dismantled by the US military due to “heavy seas” – talk about drama!

So why wait? Join now for a chance to navigate through the chaos of the Israel-Palestine conflict, watch a 1948 Nakba documentary, and learn why Evangelicals are considered useful idiots. It’s a Minecraft server experience like no other!

MediaMasters Minecraft Server

communication skills, wwe, interview techniques, WWE superstars, handling the media

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, come join our server where we have WWE superstars as coaches to teach you how to deal with the media! That’s right, learn how to cut a promo while building your dream castle. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the next Minecraft wrestling champion! Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and hilarious interviews.

GF-Free Playtime!

Playtime, Preferences, community theatre, Laughter, Girlfriend

Are you tired of dating someone who thinks theatre is cringe-worthy? Do you want to join a community where your love for the stage is celebrated, not mocked? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a world of drama, music, and laughter – without the judgmental eye rolls from your significant other. Build your own theatre sets, put on virtual performances, and never worry about being made fun of for following your passion.

Who needs a girlfriend who doesn’t appreciate your talent when you can have a whole community of fellow theatre enthusiasts cheering you on? So come on over and join us for a virtual stage experience like no other. And remember, on our server, the only drama is the kind you create in-game!

MegaCraft Prison: 2K Inmates Locked Up!

Facilities, law enforcement, detention, Prison, central america

so, like, this server is like a MEGA PRISON but in minecraft, yo. we got more than 2000 inmates in here, all ready to cause chaos and have a good time. it’s like a wild party but with bars on the windows, ya feel me?

come join us if you wanna experience the thrill of being locked up in a virtual world. make friends with your fellow inmates, start a riot, or just chill in your cell and contemplate life. the possibilities are endless in this wacky server.

plus, we got guards who are actually players pretending to be guards. they’ll keep you in line and make sure you don’t escape… unless you can outsmart them, that is. it’s like a game within a game, man. mind blown.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our ‘mega prison’ server and see if you have what it takes to survive behind bars. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Xcraft: Math vs English

Frequency, English language, vocabulary, symbols, Math

haha join dis epic minecraft server where the letter ‘x’ is like da king or sumthin. we got x-treme builds and x-citing adventures waiting for u.

rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u will become besties with da letter ‘x’ and it will teach u all its x-tra special powers. u will be able to x-plore new worlds and x-terminate all da creepers with just one x-ceptional blow.

come join us and be part of da x-treme fun. who needs english when u got math and minecraft, amirite? xoxo lolz.

SatelliteSizzleCraft

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do I have the server for you! Our server is so lit, it’s like old satellites burning up in the Earth’s atmosphere, releasing compounds that could jeopardize the recovery of the ozone hole. But don’t worry, we’re not actually destroying the planet, we’re just destroying the competition!

Join us and witness the chaos as we build and mine our way through the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen. Our server is like a new study finding compounds increasing 8-fold between 2016 and 2022 – except instead of compounds, it’s fun and instead of increasing, it’s non-stop!

So come on and join us as we skyrocket through the low-Earth-orbit of Minecraft madness. Who needs boring old servers when you can have a wild ride like this? Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get this party started!

BadWolfMC: The Server Where Pigs Fly and Cows Moo Way Too Loudly, Come Join the Farmyard Fun!

Economy, Performance, BadWolfMC, Cows, Minecraft

BadWolfMC Server Information

IP Address	PLAY.BADWOLFMC.COM

Overview

Experience BadWolfMC: An Adult Minecraft Server – a long-running, drama-free, and inclusive community for adults! Join one of the best online communities you’ll ever be a part of, where members from around the world come together to forge friendships and share their Minecraft passion!

Highlights

✅ Reviewed and approved by Mojang and Gamersafer for inclusion on the Official Minecraft Server List!
🧰 State of the art hardware on Chicago’s fiber optic backbone ensures superior stability and performance worldwide!
💬 Connect and chat seamlessly via our integrated Discord server.
🔀 Enjoy Java-Bedrock Crossplay from any device!
🎟️ Recurring, seasonal, and one-off events including weekly Bed Wars tournaments and Discord watch parties keep things fresh and fun!
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Our Mission

Our goal is to be your oasis away from drama and screaming children, a place to unwind and have a little fun and get creative…

Membership Application Required

If you like the place and the rules fit your style, apply for permissions at BadWolfMC.com!

General Server Rules

All players must be 18 years of age or older.
No Griefing.
No Client Mods/Exploits.
No Advertising/Spam.
Common Sense/Maturity.

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