large file hosting – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

AstroCraft2032

2032, armageddon, asteroid, AstroCraft2032, Astronomy, catastrophe, celestial body, collision, danger, Disaster, Doomsday, Earth, Impact, impact event, near-Earth object, planetary defense, Probability, Risk, Space, space exploration, threat

yo, so like, come join our minecraft server cuz like, there’s this wild rumor that an asteroid has a 2% chance of hitting Earth in 2032. but like, no worries, cuz on our server, we got a secret bunker where we can all hide and survive the apocalypse together. plus, we got flying pigs and dancing llamas, so like, why wouldn’t you wanna join? come build your own bunker and prepare for the end of the world in style. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. so like, join now before it’s too late!

We survive and build cities ⭐ on Sundays /Fly 💫 server minecraft

Adventure, building, Cities, city building, collaboration, Community, COMMUNITY SERVER, Creative, Exploration, Fly, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, SUNDAYS, Survival, telegram channel

Telegram Channel http://t.me/cityBuildServer

s25.joinserver.xyz:25989

Infinity Isles

+18, Community, Discord, Discord Voice Chat, donation options, East Coast, Events, Harassment, Infinity, Isles, java, LGBTQ, non pay-to-win, player head database, PvE, Resource worlds, shopping district, smp, Staff, structured shops, Toxicity, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to Infinity Isles!

Join our active community

Infinity Isles is a semi-vanilla, whitelisted, 18+ server that began on the 25th of March. We’re a community-focused server with some plugins to help with quality of life and multiplayer fun. We are always looking for new players to join us, so if this sounds like a fit for you, be sure to apply!

Why should you join?

🍦 SEMI VANILLA: We are a primarily vanilla survival server with changes that improve gameplay, such as fast leaf decay, live map, and head drops.
🔒 WHITELISTED: We review every application to make sure that only the best players join our community! Rest assured, trolls and immature players are not welcome here. Our staff team will promptly handle griefers, and any damage they may cause is swiftly rolled back and repaired.
🌎 SERVER LOCATION: We are hosted on the East Coast of the US to ensure a good connection and reachability for players worldwide.
🛒 SHOPPING DISTRICT: Infinity Isles has its very own player-run shopping district with themed shops that let players show off their creativity!
🐻 EVENTS: We hold scheduled bi-weekly events with prizes organized by our staff team and members of the community. We also have our latest off-scheduled shenanigans: Storage Wars, an ongoing ARG, and quarterly Charity Events!
⛏️ RESOURCE WORLDS: We have special-made portals at spawn leading to resource worlds for all three dimensions; overworld, nether, and end! Here you can gather large quantities of materials that would otherwise ruin the beauty of our main world. It’s also great for finding un-looted structures!
💸 NO PAY-TO-WIN: Donation perks are strictly non-P2W to ensure every player has the fairest experience. All proceeds go directly towards improving server performance as the server continues to expand and grow each week. Contributors have access to fun commands such as /sit and /lay and will also be able to access the player head database using /hdb. You can browse our donation options at https://infinityisles.tebex.io/.
🔧 STAFF: Our team of friendly staff are here to help you if you need a hand! We have zero tolerance on any harassment or toxicity, fostering a welcoming, kind environment for our players.
👾 DISCORD: We have an active community over on Discord, regularly chatting in channels and in voice chats!

We’d love to have you join our community. Apply in our discord:

https://discord.gg/infinityisles

Nimi’s Dreamland 1.20.6

#youtube, 1.20.6, bluesky, ceres fauna, Dreamland, Fauna Archive, Fauna media, Faunwell, grasshoppers, Hide, ignore, Invincible Rainbow Arrow, It’s Not a Phase, Konbakuwa, love Fauna, member VODs, Miss Fauna, Miss Nimi, Naplings, Nimi Nightmare, nimis, Report, saplings, Schedule, twitter

Yo, have you heard of this Minecraft server that’s like, totally lit? It’s so crazy, it’ll make you question reality and regret ever reading this post. Why should you join? Well, because Miss Nimi and Miss Fauna are there, duh! They’re like the queens of this server, spreading their rainbow arrows of invincibility and making you feel like you’re in a totally different dimension. Plus, there are grasshoppers and naplings to report, hide, and ignore – like, what even are those? Join now and enter a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity).

RoomieRevenge Minecraft Server

compromise, headphones, insomnia, Minecraft, noise levels, RoomieRevenge, roommate agreements, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate compromise, roommate conflicts, roommate consideration, roommate habits, roommate issues, roommate respect, Server, sleep deprivation, Speakerphone

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of roommate drama? Look no further than our server, where we promise no loud roommates will disturb your building adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of building without the constant noise of a roommate who just can’t seem to grasp the concept of headphones. Our server is a safe haven for those who value peace and quiet while they mine and craft their way to victory.

Don’t let your Minecraft experience be ruined by a roommate who thinks their late-night conversations are more important than your sleep schedule. Join our server and leave the roommate drama behind – because in our world, the only noise you’ll hear is the satisfying sound of blocks breaking and mobs being defeated.

So come on over and join us – where the only roommate you’ll have to deal with is the friendly villager who always has a great trade deal for you. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MommaDramaCraft

anger management, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, cultural insults, disrespectful behavior., emotional manipulation, emotional triggers, false accusations, family dynamics, Gaslighting, Homophobia, MommaDramaCraft, parent-child relationships, passive aggressive behavior, self-care, toxic relationships, unhealthy communication patterns, victim mentality

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your psycho mom’s drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to build your dream world away from all the craziness.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity flow. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any moms accusing you of leaving used pimple patches in the shower drain. We promise!

Forget about guilt-tripping and manipulation, on our server, the only thing you’ll be manipulating is blocks to create epic structures. And don’t worry, there won’t be any weirdos yelling at you for things you didn’t do.

Join now and leave all the drama behind. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find your Minecraft lover to enjoy your life with. It’s not weird, it’s just Minecraft!

CringeCraft SMP: Sex Fails

awkward moments, bedroom mishaps, Communication, CringeCraft, Embarrassing moment, embarrassing situations., emotional intimacy, Fails, funny anecdotes, funny stories, Human Connection, humor, Intimacy, love, Passion, Personal experiences, physical intimacy, relationships, relationships gone wrong, sex, sexual encounters, sexual experiences, smp, Vulnerability

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity, you never know what’s gonna happen next!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground dance party! Plus, we have the most ridiculous and embarrassing moments during sex stories that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your sanity! Let’s goooooo!

PixelatedPugly

Appearance, attractiveness, beauty standards, body image, Body language, Confidence, facial features, fashion choices, inner beauty, Insecurity, judgment, Perception, personal grooming, physical features, PixelatedPugly, self esteem, self-perception, social interactions, societal norms, societal pressure, Ugly

If villagers run away from you screaming “Zombie alert!” then it’s probably time to join our Minecraft server. We have so many blocky beauties that even the Ender Dragon would swoon. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond armor gives you a +1000 charisma boost. So come on over and let’s turn those creeper explosions into fireworks of fabulousness!

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, current events, Diplomacy, Dutch, Dutch politics, DutchNews.nl, Effort, european union, foreign policy, international relations, military intervention, Minecraft, Netherlands, News, peace talks, Peacekeeping, peacekeeping mission, pm, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, united nations

lol ok so like, dutch pm is all like “yo we should totally join ukraine peacekeeping thing” and we’re like “wait what, NL in ukraine? that’s cray cray” but then we’re like “hey maybe we should join too for the lolz” so come join our minecraft server where we make peace with creepers and zombies and stuff. it’s gonna be lit fam, trust me. come build a peace wall with us and protect the villagers from the evil ender dragon. it’s gonna be epic, join now before the dutch pm changes his mind and we miss out on all the fun!

ResentfulCraft – Keep Canada Happy!

Canada, Canada-US relations, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CONSERVATIVE, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, Happy, international relations, leadership, NAFTA, North America, Poilievre, Politics, resentful neighbour, ResentfulCraft, Trade, trump, united states, Warning, Warns

so, liek, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz it’s liek, da bomb diggity, ya know? we got unicorns flyin’ around, shootin’ rainbows outta their butts and stuff. and, like, if u join, u get a free pet dragon dat breathes fire and can cook u s’mores. plus, we got a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds and all dat good stuff. but, like, watch out for the evil llamas dat guard it, they spit acid and stuff. so, come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever, cuz why not, eh?