Watching TV with my family Minecraft SMP
we got potions that make u invincible and u can fly like a majestic unicorn across the skies
we got secret dungeons filled with treasure and monsters that will make u pee ur pants
u can build ur own castle and rule over ur kingdom like a boss
join now before ur life expectancy falls like a clumsy noob in lava, u won’t regret it!
Survival at maximum speed without private, without donation, only the strongest win, does the server have everything for a comfortable game?
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| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Proximity chat | A voice chat mod to have more fun. |
| Nice community | A small, chill community that you can hang out with. |
| Votes and suggestions | Suggest and vote on changes for the server. |
| Whitelist | A safe, friendly server that requires you to apply to join. |
| Smooth gameplay | A few QoL mods for a better experience. |
| No TP | No teleportation mods to keep the server vanilla. |
If you’re looking for a new server to explore and a community to join, try Enival.
👉 Check out the world map: http://45.81.254.14:6969
👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join Enival? | To join Enival, you need to apply in Discord. Visit the Discord server and follow the instructions to apply. |
| Is Enival a vanilla server? | Enival is a semi-vanilla server with some quality of life mods for a better gameplay experience. |
| Can I use teleportation commands? | No, Enival does not allow teleportation commands like /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla. |
| How can I communicate with other players? | Enival has proximity chat enabled, which allows players to communicate through voice chat. |
Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community that’s always up for a good laugh. Need a break from mining and crafting? How about a spontaneous llama race or a skydiving competition off the tallest tower in the server?
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really tasty french fry).
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun!
Join us and witness the epic saga of a single mom with young kids who has to navigate through the treacherous waters of coworker complaints about her schedule. Will she have to give up her Fridays and disrupt her entire life just to please one crybaby coworker? Find out on our server!
Experience the thrill of workplace confrontations that end in tears, as coworkers battle it out over who gets to have Fridays off. It’s like a game of survival of the fittest, but with more office drama and less actual survival.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a daytime soap opera, join us now! Just remember, in this world, fairness is just a myth and tears are the currency of drama.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected friendships. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs. Can you out-dab the infamous ghostly figure?
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the laughter and chaos ensue! Your deepest regret will be missing out on all the fun this server has to offer.
Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and talking llamas that give out free hugs. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that turns your character into a superhero with the ability to shoot laser beams from your eyes.
So say goodbye to your parents’ hurtful words and hello to a world where you can be anything you want to be. Join our server today and let the laughter and fun begin!
We got brain scans of peeps hospitalised with Covid, showin’ off all da cool stuff happenin’ in yo noggin. Plus, we got long-term breathlessness and fatigue for all yo long COVID patients out there.
So come on down to dis Minecraft server and let yo brainstem get lit! Who needs normal brain functions when you can have all dis excitement goin’ on? Join now for a brain-tastic time!
Join us on our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens, battling evil villagers with diamond swords, and exploring secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, but who’s counting?). And don’t even get us started on the epic PvP battles that will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your blocky throne!
But that’s not all – we have special events happening every day leading up to the grand opening of Metaphor! From pixelated parades to llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen, but we don’t talk about them). See you on the other side, blockheads!