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Watching TV with my family Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5226
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Potions Brewed:	74	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Just like the time my family mistook a Magnum ice cream ad for something else entirely… Let’s just say things got heated and awkward real quick. But hey, if you’re looking for a server that keeps you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then this is the place to be. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next? Join now and let the madness begin!

DriveCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3856
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6521	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting towed and impounded is your opponent’s base! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Just like the time my friend’s pet pig accidentally got drunk on fermented apples and started dancing on a tree! Don’t worry, no animals were harmed in the making of this hilarious story.

So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the only bottles you’ll find are potions for brewing and enchanting. And remember, no drinking and crafting – unless it’s in-game, of course! So grab your pickaxe and let’s dig into some epic Minecraft madness together!

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, child-parent relationships, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family history, Family secrets, family stress, Family Therapy, generational patterns, new baby, parental anger, parental expectations, parenting, sibling bonding, sibling jealousy, sibling relationships, sibling resentment, sibling rivalry, sibling support, temper tantrums

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3772
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Holy Grails Found:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Need a break from annoying siblings and grumpy parents? Look no further, because on our server, you can build your own virtual family and they’ll never snap at you for no reason!

Join us for a chance to create your own peaceful paradise, where you can finally breathe without someone getting angry at you. And don’t worry, we won’t scold you for not being excited about a new sibling – in fact, we encourage you to express your true feelings without fear of judgment!

So come on over to our server and let’s build a world where kids can speak their minds without being called brats. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast in the virtual world of Minecraft? Join us now and let the fun begin!

Skillz4Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5506
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the most underrated skill of all time – the ability to tame wild llamas with nothing but a rubber chicken and a pair of socks! Our server is home to a secret llama sanctuary where players can test their llama-taming skills and earn the coveted title of Llama Whisperer.

But that’s not all! Our SMP also boasts a hidden underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and compete for the title of Disco King or Queen. Rumor has it that the legendary DJ Creeper drops sick beats that will blow your mind (and maybe your base)!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on wild adventures, make new friends, and master skills you never knew you needed. Who knows, you might even discover the secret recipe for crafting diamond-studded hot dogs!

NoobCraft2021

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9953
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	294
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Love Letters Sent:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to ride a pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us and experience the thrill of building a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, or challenge your friends to a dance-off in our virtual disco club. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft master and conquer our server with your epic creations. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

TipsyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2905
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Ores Mined:	8090	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Villages Defended:	20
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

come join our epic minecraft server where the WHO is actually the World Hilarious Organization and they want you to drink more alcohol so they can tax you more and fund their crazy parties! we have the wildest parties in all of minecraft land, with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. plus, our server is so lit that even Herobrine wants to join in on the fun. so grab a drink, raise your glass, and come party with us on the most insane minecraft server in the world!

CraftyKremlinWarz

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	855
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	172
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	24

come join our epic minecraft server where we build epic bases to protect against putin’s long-range missiles!! we have secret underground bunkers and anti-missile defense systems that will blow your mind!! join now or putin will come for you next!! trust us, you don’t want to mess with the russian bear!! 🚀🐻 #putinvsusa #minecraftmadness

AppCrafters United

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4022
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Buildings Constructed:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

lol join dis server cos we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat can do backflips. our creepers wear sunglasses and our zombies do the macarena. u can build a house out of diamond blocks and ride a unicorn to battle the ender dragon. we got a secret underground disco where u can party with skeletons and dance the night away. come join da fun and experience da craziest minecraft server ever!

EpicLossAgeClocksMC

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2766
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Dragon Scales Harvested:	439
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

hey u! yes u! r u an adult aged 33 to 44? do u wanna slow down ur aging process? well, do i have the perfect solution for u! join our minecraft server and experience the loss of a family member in-game to unlock the secret to eternal youth! our researchers say that this is the key to staying young forever! don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to cheat death and look fabulous while doing it! join now and say goodbye to wrinkles and hello to a brand new you!

Aeseria Network

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8125
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Open the Minecraft launcher, next click the “Play” button, then select “Multiplayer” from the main menu.

Once the connection to the server is verified by Mojang session servers and is available, the connection icon will turn green and you can click on the “Join Server” button to play on Aeseria Network.

45.94.170.101

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4499
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and biomes? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts rainbows! Rumor has it, whoever finds it will be blessed with infinite diamonds and the ability to fly on a giant chicken!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the infamous Creeper King, who challenges players to a dance-off every full moon. If you can out-dance the Creeper King, you’ll be rewarded with a magical disco ball that shoots out fireworks!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret portal to the land of unicorns and cotton candy clouds. But beware, the unicorns are known to challenge players to a game of hopscotch for a chance to ride on their backs and soar through the skies!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!