LardCraft Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LardCraft: No Beans Allowed!

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9354
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	359
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Villages Defended:	19	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

join dis minecraft server cuz we got refried beans that are so good, dey make u forget u even playin minecraft. we got so much lard in dem beans, u gonna be flyin around like a pig in the sky. come join us and experience the magic of non-vegetarian refried beans in a virtual world. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

LardCraft Minecraft Server

catbox, Containment Thread, discussion, Kirsche…, lard, LardCraft, Minecraft, mp4, PCG, return of /lard/ edition, Server, thread anthem

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3243
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Secret Passages Found:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Crops Grown:	5669	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’re bringing back the /lard/ edition, where pigs reign supreme and bacon is currency. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit that even creepers are dropping the sickest beats. You’ll be mining diamonds to the rhythm of their explosions.

2. We have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

3. Our server anthem is so fire, it will make you want to dance like a villager on speed. Check it out here: [link to random video of cats dancing]

So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, if anyone asks, you didn’t hear about us from PC Gamer. They just can’t handle our level of insanity.

Pmg Chud’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, altcoins, Blockchain, blockchain technology, chuds, Crypto, cryptocurrency, cryptocurrency wallet, decentralized finance, digital assets, Diversify, Financial Planning, FOMO, hardware security, Hardware Wallet, hardware wallet setup, investment strategy, long-term investment., Minecraft, pmg, pmgchud, portfolio diversification, risk management, SECURITY, smp

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3567
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Potions Brewed:	55
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Villages Defended:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a wild jungle filled with exotic animals and hidden treasures. They stumbled upon a secret underground base where they met a group of friendly villagers who taught them how to trade rare items for diamonds. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary dragon that guards a chest full of rare loot. Will you be brave enough to challenge the dragon and claim the treasure for yourself?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also a hub for all things crypto. We have our very own virtual marketplace where you can buy and sell virtual assets using our in-game currency. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even try your hand at mining for virtual coins in our virtual mines.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your Minecraft life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. (No scamwicks, rugs, or memecoins allowed, of course)

Blocky Buds Minecraft Server

#Akafuyu, #Ascalon, #Penance, #Vendela, akg, Andreana, arknights, Ashlock, aurora, Blacknight, blocky, Blue Poison, buds, Contrail, Crownslayer, Degenbrecher, diamante, Dorothy, executor the ex foedere, Fang The Fire-Sharpened, Global, gnosis, Greyy the Lightningbearer, Ho’olheyak, Icebreaker, ines, jp, KR, La Pluma, lin.., Minecraft, Mlynar, Mr. Nothing, Muelsyse, Mulberry, Philae, Poncirus, Pozemka, Qiubai, Rockrock, Sand Reckoner, Server, SilverAsh, Skadi The Corrupting Heart, Swire The Elegant Wit, Texas The Omertosa, thorns, Ulpianus, Virtuosa, Warmy, Windflit, Zuo Le

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	239
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Towns Built:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret hidden village filled with rare loot and treasures, guarded by a dragon named Degenbrecher who will only let you in if you can tell him a joke that makes him laugh! – Our server is home to the legendary Gnosis, a supporter who can summon rainbows and unicorns to aid you in battle! – Want to ride a giant flying pig into battle? Well, on our server, you can do just that with the Medic Mulberry mount! – We also have a special event where you can fight against the Lightningbearer, Greyy, who controls the power of thunder and can zap you with his lightning bolts if you’re not careful! – And don’t even get me started on the Icebreaker skin for THRM-EX, which turns your character into a walking ice cream cone that shoots sprinkles at your enemies!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Chel’s Age in Minecraft SMP

age, Chel age, Chel age analysis, Chel age community, Chel age confusion, Chel age debate, Chel age discussion, Chel age fandom, Chel age fans, Chel age followers, Chel age in game, Chel age in lore, Chel age in story, Chel age mystery, Chel age question, Chel age speculation, Chel age theory, Chel age topic, Chel character age, Chels, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3225
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Votes:	5021	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic saga of Chel, the ageless wonder of the server! Rumor has it that Chel is actually a time-traveling wizard who has been playing Minecraft since the dawn of time. Some say they’ve seen Chel build entire cities in a single night, while others swear they’ve seen Chel tame a dragon with nothing but a carrot. So if you want to unravel the mystery of Chel’s true age and witness their legendary feats, join our server now!

dexomine Minecraft server

administration, Auto-mine, Clans, Competitions, Creative, dexomine, donation, Donations, Dupe, Economy, Events, Fly, Free Admin, Free Donations, GOD, Grief, griefer, Ip:, Large Online, Minecraft, new era, No Mini-Games, pe, Pirate, PORT, Prison, Private, Project, PvP, Russian, Server, Site, Survival, technical support, viral, VKontakte, Weddings, Whitelist, windows 10, Without Anticheat

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1836
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	New Chunks Explored:	151101
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Potions Brewed:	113
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

?Minecraft PE game server that supports Windows 10. The server has 2 modes: griefer and survival_______________________________✨ A new era awaits you! Beautiful spawn, plugins that are made for the comfort of players. The server has: free donation, auto-mine, things of God, many competitions, and good administration.? Viral server DexoMine will take your hearts and much more, find out more by logging into the server! ? Project technical support: @dexomine? VKontakte community: @dexo_mc________________________________☀️IP: dexomine.ru

⚡PORT: 12620

⭐SITE: dexo.easydonate.ru ❗ The DexoMine server is waiting for you, with a new era❗

dexomine.ru:12620

Pixel Chick Minecraft Server

chick, dangerous behavior, drug use, drug-induced heart attack, Endurance, excessive sex, Funeral, health, heart health, Intimacy, investigation, love, medical emergency, Minecraft, News, overdose, PIXEL, relationships, Server, sex, speculation, Stamina, tragic, WOMAN

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6788
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you a heart attack, but in a good way? Look no further! Our server is so addicting, you might just die from playing for 5 hours straight! But don’t worry, we’ll have a funeral for you and all the players will gather around to pay their respects. Who knows what outrageous things they’ll say at your funeral? Join now for a wild ride of endless fun and excitement! Just make sure to take breaks and stay hydrated, we don’t want any more casualties on our hands!

Clocks Are Japanese Minecraft SMP

antique, ARTISTRY, Clocks, Craftsmanship, culture, Decorative, design, Detailed, HANDCRAFTED, heritage, History, intricate, japanese, Minecraft, ornate, smp, timekeeping, timepieces, Traditional, Unique, vintage

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7809
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	157
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild, even Japanese clocks look normal in comparison! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly, diamonds grew on trees, and creepers were actually friendly! It’s a world where the unexpected is the norm, and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself questioning everything you thought you knew about this blocky world. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server. See you there!

Tengoku Daimakyou Minecraft Server: Weekly Manga Analysis

Analysis, baba, Baba visit, calamity anniversary, Chapter 61, Daimakyou, electrical abilities, Funayama Tooru, hand injury, Hiruko, Izukunoeshima, Izukunoeshima island, Kenuma Gosaku, Kiruko, Manga, manga analysis, Maru, Minecraft, NATA, New Heaven resident, NH receptionist, Server, Shimazaki Nobuo, spoilers, Tengoku, Tengoku Daimakyou, WEEKLY

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4607
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing heavier than the spoilers are the creepers waiting to blow you up!

In this chapter, Nata and Izukunoeshima team up to take on a fungi with electrical powers – it’s like Pikachu meets The Last of Us! Meanwhile, Kiruko and Maru discover a mysterious book about Izukunoeshima island, which probably has more secrets than Herobrine’s diary.

But that’s not all! Kenuma Gosaku sets up a meeting with a guy named Tooru, who can’t even write properly because of a hand injury. Maybe he should switch to a diamond sword instead of a pen. And don’t forget about Shimazaki Nobuo, a New Heaven resident who’s about to get a surprise visit from a guy named Baba – it’s like a soap opera, but with more explosions!

So join our server before the calamity’s anniversary hits – who knows what kind of chaos will unfold next! Just remember, keep the discussion to only 3 chapters ahead, or the Ender Dragon might get mad.

”’>Looking for Love Minecraft SMP”’

8 inch cock, always come 2nd or 3rd, be physically fit, gtLooking, have pets, looking for love, love, Minecraft, my kid is my world, no baggage, No Kids, not a wage slave, own your own business, single, smp, Women, you must make seven figures

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6951
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where finding love is as easy as mining for diamonds! But wait, there’s a catch – you must make seven figures in game currency, be physically fit with an 8 inch pickaxe, and own your own virtual business. No wage slaves allowed here!

And if that wasn’t enough, my virtual kid is my world and you’ll always come 2nd or 3rd if we have virtual pets. Sorry, not sorry. Oh, and did I mention you must be single with no virtual kids? I don’t want your virtual shitty baggage.

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only thing crazier than the mobs are the players!

AmpyCraft

#meet new people, AmpyCraft, Experience, Friends, Gaming, Have Fun, Minecraft, new players, Server, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2660
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Meteorites Collected:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

At ampycraft we are always pleased to have new players who want to have a gaming experience and meet new people and have fun with your friends.

mc.ampycraft.online:25887

No. 927465777 Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, long tail tags, Minecraft, No. 927465777, Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7900
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
New Chunks Explored:	706053	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our diamonds are actually made of chocolate! That’s right, mine to your heart’s content and then snack on some sweet treats while you build your dream castle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a rare breed of zombie villagers who moonwalk instead of shuffling. It’s like Thriller meets Minecraft, and it’s a sight you won’t want to miss.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any pesky griefers. They spit with deadly accuracy and have a mean roundhouse kick, so you can build in peace knowing you’re safe from harm.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those dancing creepers, they’ve got some killer moves.