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  • Porky Hog Fat Ass Double Wide Butterball 1.20.5

    Porky Hog Fat Ass Double Wide Butterball 1.20.5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a porky hog fat ass double wide butterball of fun!

    We got pigs flying around like they’re on a sugar rush and cows wearing top hats and monocles.

    The trees are made of bacon and the rivers flow with melted butter.

    You can ride on giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.

    It’s like a psychedelic trip through Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory.

    Don’t miss out, join now and let the insanity consume you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LardCraft: No Beans Allowed!

    LardCraft: No Beans Allowed!

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis minecraft server cuz we got refried beans that are so good, dey make u forget u even playin minecraft. we got so much lard in dem beans, u gonna be flyin around like a pig in the sky. come join us and experience the magic of non-vegetarian refried beans in a virtual world. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LardCraft Minecraft Server

    LardCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’re bringing back the /lard/ edition, where pigs reign supreme and bacon is currency. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is so lit that even creepers are dropping the sickest beats. You’ll be mining diamonds to the rhythm of their explosions.

    2. We have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

    3. Our server anthem is so fire, it will make you want to dance like a villager on speed. Check it out here: [link to random video of cats dancing]

    So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, if anyone asks, you didn’t hear about us from PC Gamer. They just can’t handle our level of insanity.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blarck Lard’s Crazy Minecraft Land of Lart and Farth Adventures

    Blarck Lard’s Crazy Minecraft Land of Lart and Farth Adventures

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

    Join us on a wild adventure through the land of LART THAR LARD ARF THAR BLARCK LARND CARM FARTH, where the pigs fly and the cows dance. Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” where you have to pass around a live TNT block before it explodes, or “Zombie Chicken Invasion” where you have to defend your base from an army of zombie chickens armed with feather swords.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and deadly traps. Rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom is hidden somewhere deep within its depths, waiting for a brave soul to claim it.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in LART THAR LARD ARF THAR BLARCK LARND CARM FARTH!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ChunkyCraft: The Land of Lard

    ChunkyCraft: The Land of Lard

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a terminal loser like Spuds? Join our Minecraft server and become a winner like Ange! We guarantee that by Christmas, you’ll be delivering epic Conte-style rants to all your friends. Plus, our server is so lit that even Brighton and Hove Albion and Chelsea are playing Minecraft instead of soccer. Manchester United and Newcastle United are also joining in on the fun, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Kirsche Lard Hut

    Kirsche Lard Hut

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to be part of the Spicy Fox Containment Thread, where we contain all the mischievous foxes that keep stealing our diamonds.

    Why should you join? Well, for starters, our #1 Crime Boss Rockay City streamer, Kirsche, is here to lead the way. He may have been banned from Offkai for his unique hobbies (like breaking sex toys from overuse), but that just makes him even more interesting to play with.

    Plus, on this server, we have a special affinity for ketchup, himbos, and the Razer Naga. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Kirsche’s wild adventures on his Twitch and YouTube channels.

    So come on over and join the madness – just watch out for those sneaky foxes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCreeper

    CraftyCreeper

    New Minecraft Servers

    CraftyCreeper is a Survival Multiplayer with tougher mobs and a player rank up system. We have a balanced economy with rewards and land claiming! Here we focus on creating a Non-Pay-To-Win atmosphere… Check out our CraftPass in our store for 250+ Cosmetics items!

    Play.CraftyCreeper.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • crazyplayer

    crazyplayer

    New Minecraft Servers

    CrazyPlayer is the best and most entertaining platform that will attract your attention with its fascinating survival charm. You will not understand how time flies with its updated active powers, latest version and various game systems full of features that will constantly help you. Make CrazyPlayer your go-to place for fun and join the crazy fun.

    mc.crazyoyuncu.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • FearlessCraft Minecraft Server

    FearlessCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll be blindsided by the most epic adventures and hilarious mishaps!

    Join us if you want to learn what it truly means to fear a creeper sneaking up on you while you’re busy mining diamonds. Trust us, the heart palpitations are totally worth it!

    We encourage making mistakes while you’re young on our server because who knows, maybe accidentally building a giant statue of a potato instead of a castle will become your claim to fame. Embrace the chaos and let your creativity run wild!

    So come on, don’t be afraid to take risks and join our server for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of fear (but in a fun way, we promise). See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Minecraft SMP: Mama’s Miners United

    Minecraft SMP: Mama’s Miners United

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a house entirely out of diamond blocks just because they could. Another player rode a pig off a cliff and survived because they had a feather falling 1000 enchantment on their boots. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tamed a creeper and used it as a pet!

    But that’s not all! Our server is so crazy that one time a group of players started a llama racing league and bet their entire inventories on the winner. And let’s not forget the time someone built a roller coaster that went through the Nether and ended up in the End dimension. It was a wild ride, to say the least!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos because on this server, anything goes. Somebody call my mama, this Minecraft SMP is off the charts!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP