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LardCraft: No Beans Allowed!

Allowed, Beans, Canned, Cooking, dietary restrictions, Food, Healthy Eating, homemade, lard, LardCraft, meat-free, meatless, mexican cuisine, mexican food, Plant-Based, protein source, Refried beans, side dish, Traditional, Vegetarian, vegetarian diet, vegetarian-friendly

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2738
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mines Excavated:	2962
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Divine Spears Created:	26
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Zombie Dances:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5

join dis minecraft server cuz we got refried beans that are so good, dey make u forget u even playin minecraft. we got so much lard in dem beans, u gonna be flyin around like a pig in the sky. come join us and experience the magic of non-vegetarian refried beans in a virtual world. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

LardCraft Minecraft Server

catbox, Containment Thread, discussion, Kirsche…, lard, LardCraft, Minecraft, mp4, PCG, return of /lard/ edition, Server, thread anthem

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	116
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Mines Excavated:	2119	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’re bringing back the /lard/ edition, where pigs reign supreme and bacon is currency. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit that even creepers are dropping the sickest beats. You’ll be mining diamonds to the rhythm of their explosions.

2. We have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

3. Our server anthem is so fire, it will make you want to dance like a villager on speed. Check it out here: [link to random video of cats dancing]

So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, if anyone asks, you didn’t hear about us from PC Gamer. They just can’t handle our level of insanity.

Blarck Lard’s Crazy Minecraft Land of Lart and Farth Adventures

Adventures, Arf, Blarck, CARM, crazy, Farth, Land, lard, Lards, LARND, LArt, long trail tags: LART THAR LARD ARF THAR BLARCK LARND CARM FARTH, Minecraft, thar

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4380
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	96909	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	175
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Void Gems Collected:	38
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us on a wild adventure through the land of LART THAR LARD ARF THAR BLARCK LARND CARM FARTH, where the pigs fly and the cows dance. Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” where you have to pass around a live TNT block before it explodes, or “Zombie Chicken Invasion” where you have to defend your base from an army of zombie chickens armed with feather swords.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and deadly traps. Rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom is hidden somewhere deep within its depths, waiting for a brave soul to claim it.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in LART THAR LARD ARF THAR BLARCK LARND CARM FARTH!

ChunkyCraft: The Land of Lard

Brighton and Hove Albion, Chelsea, christmas, ChunkyCraft, Conte style rant, epl, Fat Ange edition, Land, lard, manchester united, newcastle united, spuds, terminal losers, Wednesday 15th May

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1207
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Magic Items Found:	8084
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Animals Bred:	177	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	17

Are you tired of being a terminal loser like Spuds? Join our Minecraft server and become a winner like Ange! We guarantee that by Christmas, you’ll be delivering epic Conte-style rants to all your friends. Plus, our server is so lit that even Brighton and Hove Albion and Chelsea are playing Minecraft instead of soccer. Manchester United and Newcastle United are also joining in on the fun, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Kirsche Lard Hut

#youtube, bridge builders, BRIDGE DEI programs, Containment Thread, convention planner, crime boss, general, Himbos, hut, ketchup, Kirsche Hutt, Kirsche…, lard, negative reporting, OffKai, pippa, Rockay City, sex toys, Spicy Fox, Streamer, The Razer Naga, twitch, twitter, Who

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8486
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Buildings Constructed:	32	Holy Grails Found:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to be part of the Spicy Fox Containment Thread, where we contain all the mischievous foxes that keep stealing our diamonds.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, our #1 Crime Boss Rockay City streamer, Kirsche, is here to lead the way. He may have been banned from Offkai for his unique hobbies (like breaking sex toys from overuse), but that just makes him even more interesting to play with.

Plus, on this server, we have a special affinity for ketchup, himbos, and the Razer Naga. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Kirsche’s wild adventures on his Twitch and YouTube channels.

So come on over and join the madness – just watch out for those sneaky foxes!

Sphere MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9758
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20

Welcome to Sphere MC, a dynamic and community-driven Minecraft server featuring a survival economy that is constantly evolving. Explore enhanced biomes, battle custom mobs and bosses, and embark on exciting quests to enhance your vanilla survival experience. Join us and immerse yourself in a world filled with endless possibilities and endless fun. See you on the server!

spheremc.gg

AOTS

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8737
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchantments Applied:	176
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

brand new java server there will be stuff for everyone im currently working on everything please join discord and tell me any updates right now we only have a survival map but huge

144.126.153.65:27145

VenusPVP

Anarchy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2900
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Farms Harvested:	707
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

–> Venus is a pvp/surival orientated server made to help players achieve their goals with a bit of quality of life. Survival has just been released with much more to come. We care about our playerbase and take community feedback in the public discord! (feel free to join @https://discord.gg/bf2ecQ

142.202.222.202:19194

The New Vegas Strip

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4078
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magic Items Found:	8842
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Void Armor Forged:	22	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20

Welcome to The New Vegas Strip Minecraft server (PVE) We use a vast system of anti grief messures to make sure you have the best possible experience, but it doesn’t end there, we have custom bosses, “Super weapons” a crossplay between bedrock and java, and much more. Come join us!

135.148.30.128:25567

RavWorld Minecraft server

Clans, Creative, Donations, Events, Prison, PvP, Weddings

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2359
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

Welcome to a world where survival becomes an adventure and incredible opportunities await at every turn. Join us on the RavWorld server and go on an exciting journey where clans fight for dominance and you can show off your survival skills.

Exciting PvP battles await you on RavWorld, where every fight can change your destiny. Fight other clans and conquer your territory to become a hero.

But that is not all! We have endless creative possibilities, where you can turn your wildest ideas into reality. Build a theater, create a grand amusement park, or build your own city. Everything is limited only by your imagination!

And the best part is that we have the opportunity to win incredible privileges. Discover new perks, abilities and features that will make your gaming experience even more exciting.

Join us on the RavWorld server and make your dreams come true. Here every day is filled with new emotions, achievements and laughter. True survivalists will find their place here. Take the challenge and become part of this unique world today!

mc.ravworld.ru

TributeMC

Bedwars, Economy, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6476
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

TributeMC.com is a fun place where we have multiplayer games, SMP and Lucky Block maps, Oneblock Skyblock and much more.

Come on over to the Lucky Blocks SMP world where we have Claim Protection, Lucky Block rewards, a thriving marketplace where you can make in game money from your rewards and an economy so you can buy those things your not able to obtain yourself.

Or you can use the SMP map if you just want to be left to your own devices without the above.

We have a OneBlock map that gives you a Skyblock island that you can build up from breaking the single block.

Perhaps you and a few friends would like to play the games, for instance Bedwars is lots of fun.

Maybe you would like to feature your build in one of TafPlays upcoming Youtube videos too?

Come on over and watch Taf Plays at www.youtube.com/@TAFPlays

tributemc.com:25584

Kindium

Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	842
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Farms Harvested:	533
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Server farm,crate,mini game reward play2win rank permission fr discord,youtube,tiktok devlopper active also help

87.98.251.165:25611

NerdMC Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8932
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	230

BEDROCK IP: NerdMC.net PORT: 25565 NerdMC is still under construction! If you see any bugs/issues/glitches please report them in our discord server! The server is cracked and could be joined without a bought Minecraft account! As said this server is under construction so there might be maintenances! If you join please enjoy your stay!

NerdMC.net

Melmaland

Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1190
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Potions Brewed:	52
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Alien Abductions:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Welcome to Melmaland, this is a custom survival server where surviving is more complicated every day, you will have benefits to survive such as broken enchantments, store, protections, etc. Can you survive on this server?

172.93.110.220

Spel-Lirarna.se Towny

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1210
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mines Excavated:	2696	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Void Armor Forged:	13	Void Gems Collected:	19

Welcome to Spel-Lirarna.se Towny! Spel-Lirarna.se Towny is a Swedish Minecraft server. We strive for a large friendly community where everyone feels at home. More information can be found on our Discord.

English: Spel-Lirarna.se Towny is a Swedish Minecraft server with Towny, Crates and McMMO. We strive for a large friendly community where everyone feels at home. Need more information? Everything you need to know can be found on our Discord.

Spela.Spel-Lirarna.se:25032