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  • Porky Hog Fat Ass Double Wide Butterball 1.20.5

    Porky Hog Fat Ass Double Wide Butterball 1.20.5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a porky hog fat ass double wide butterball of fun!

    We got pigs flying around like they’re on a sugar rush and cows wearing top hats and monocles.

    The trees are made of bacon and the rivers flow with melted butter.

    You can ride on giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.

    It’s like a psychedelic trip through Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory.

    Don’t miss out, join now and let the insanity consume you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LardCraft: No Beans Allowed!

    LardCraft: No Beans Allowed!

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis minecraft server cuz we got refried beans that are so good, dey make u forget u even playin minecraft. we got so much lard in dem beans, u gonna be flyin around like a pig in the sky. come join us and experience the magic of non-vegetarian refried beans in a virtual world. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LardCraft Minecraft Server

    LardCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’re bringing back the /lard/ edition, where pigs reign supreme and bacon is currency. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is so lit that even creepers are dropping the sickest beats. You’ll be mining diamonds to the rhythm of their explosions.

    2. We have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

    3. Our server anthem is so fire, it will make you want to dance like a villager on speed. Check it out here: [link to random video of cats dancing]

    So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, if anyone asks, you didn’t hear about us from PC Gamer. They just can’t handle our level of insanity.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blarck Lard’s Crazy Minecraft Land of Lart and Farth Adventures

    Blarck Lard’s Crazy Minecraft Land of Lart and Farth Adventures

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

    Join us on a wild adventure through the land of LART THAR LARD ARF THAR BLARCK LARND CARM FARTH, where the pigs fly and the cows dance. Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” where you have to pass around a live TNT block before it explodes, or “Zombie Chicken Invasion” where you have to defend your base from an army of zombie chickens armed with feather swords.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and deadly traps. Rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom is hidden somewhere deep within its depths, waiting for a brave soul to claim it.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in LART THAR LARD ARF THAR BLARCK LARND CARM FARTH!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ChunkyCraft: The Land of Lard

    ChunkyCraft: The Land of Lard

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a terminal loser like Spuds? Join our Minecraft server and become a winner like Ange! We guarantee that by Christmas, you’ll be delivering epic Conte-style rants to all your friends. Plus, our server is so lit that even Brighton and Hove Albion and Chelsea are playing Minecraft instead of soccer. Manchester United and Newcastle United are also joining in on the fun, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Kirsche Lard Hut

    Kirsche Lard Hut

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to be part of the Spicy Fox Containment Thread, where we contain all the mischievous foxes that keep stealing our diamonds.

    Why should you join? Well, for starters, our #1 Crime Boss Rockay City streamer, Kirsche, is here to lead the way. He may have been banned from Offkai for his unique hobbies (like breaking sex toys from overuse), but that just makes him even more interesting to play with.

    Plus, on this server, we have a special affinity for ketchup, himbos, and the Razer Naga. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Kirsche’s wild adventures on his Twitch and YouTube channels.

    So come on over and join the madness – just watch out for those sneaky foxes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SkywardMC: Vanilla Plus Fun!

    SkywardMC: Vanilla Plus Fun!

    New Minecraft Servers

    SkywardMC

    Welcome to SkywardMC! A fun Vanilla+ Survival world awaits! This place has cool stuff to make the game even better.

    Join Us on 1.20.4 Make sure to play on 1.20.4 for the best fun. Other versions might work, but new ones could take some time to fit in.

    Stay Updated Don’t forget to hop into our Discord for the latest news and updates!


    Get ready to play!

    play.skywardmc.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Solit Prison: Rise and Shine!

    Solit Prison: Rise and Shine!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Solit Prison

    Welcome to Solitprison! This is a cool Minecraft server where players get to enjoy a fun prison vibe. Here’s what makes it stand out:

    Key Features:

      • Custom Mines: Start at the bottom and work your way up through unique mines that get harder as you go.

      • Level Up: A well-balanced system helps you grow and keep things fresh.

      • Dynamic Economy: Trade, buy, and sell in our store, join auctions, and earn rewards.

      • Daily Fun: Take on missions, earn achievements, and join special events to keep the game exciting.

      • Auto Rewards: Get rewards and upgrades without the hassle.

    Need Help?

    No worries! The support team is always here to help you enjoy every moment in Solitprison.

    Join now and start your journey!

    p-na-us-01.foliumhosting.net:25536

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Iron-Anarchy Chaos Realm

    Iron-Anarchy Chaos Realm

    New Minecraft Servers

    Iron-Anarchy

    Welcome to our Anarchy Server! Here, freedom and fun meet! With a huge 1.6 million block world, there is so much space to roam, build, and break rules. Hacking is cool here, just like doing what you want. No rules, just pure chaos!

    Our team is friendly and here to help. We have a strong, close-knit group where everyone can shine and be free. Join the fun and make your mark in this wild world!

    ironanarchy.lol

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Creeper MC: Fun Life & War!

    Creeper MC: Fun Life & War!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Creeper MC

    Creeper MC is the place for all fams! Join a Family Friendly SMP that’s packed with fun! Here’s what you get:

      • Lifesteal: Keep what you earn!
      • War: Battle it out!
      • Lore: Story time for all!
      • No Claims: Build where you want!
      • Economy: Trade and earn!
      • Regular Updates: Always fresh!
      • Instant Support: Help is here fast!

    Jump in and have a blast!

    creepermc.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP