We got pigs flying around like they’re on a sugar rush and cows wearing top hats and monocles.
The trees are made of bacon and the rivers flow with melted butter.
You can ride on giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.
It’s like a psychedelic trip through Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory.
Don’t miss out, join now and let the insanity consume you!
1. Our server is so lit that even creepers are dropping the sickest beats. You’ll be mining diamonds to the rhythm of their explosions.
2. We have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?
3. Our server anthem is so fire, it will make you want to dance like a villager on speed. Check it out here: [link to random video of cats dancing]
So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, if anyone asks, you didn’t hear about us from PC Gamer. They just can’t handle our level of insanity.
Join us on a wild adventure through the land of LART THAR LARD ARF THAR BLARCK LARND CARM FARTH, where the pigs fly and the cows dance. Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” where you have to pass around a live TNT block before it explodes, or “Zombie Chicken Invasion” where you have to defend your base from an army of zombie chickens armed with feather swords.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and deadly traps. Rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom is hidden somewhere deep within its depths, waiting for a brave soul to claim it.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in LART THAR LARD ARF THAR BLARCK LARND CARM FARTH!
Why should you join? Well, for starters, our #1 Crime Boss Rockay City streamer, Kirsche, is here to lead the way. He may have been banned from Offkai for his unique hobbies (like breaking sex toys from overuse), but that just makes him even more interesting to play with.
Plus, on this server, we have a special affinity for ketchup, himbos, and the Razer Naga. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Kirsche’s wild adventures on his Twitch and YouTube channels.
So come on over and join the madness – just watch out for those sneaky foxes!
Welcome to SkywardMC! A fun Vanilla+ Survival world awaits! This place has cool stuff to make the game even better.
Join Us on 1.20.4 Make sure to play on 1.20.4 for the best fun. Other versions might work, but new ones could take some time to fit in.
Stay Updated Don’t forget to hop into our Discord for the latest news and updates!
Get ready to play!
play.skywardmc.com
Welcome to Solitprison! This is a cool Minecraft server where players get to enjoy a fun prison vibe. Here’s what makes it stand out:
Custom Mines: Start at the bottom and work your way up through unique mines that get harder as you go.
Level Up: A well-balanced system helps you grow and keep things fresh.
Dynamic Economy: Trade, buy, and sell in our store, join auctions, and earn rewards.
Daily Fun: Take on missions, earn achievements, and join special events to keep the game exciting.
No worries! The support team is always here to help you enjoy every moment in Solitprison.
Join now and start your journey!
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Welcome to our Anarchy Server! Here, freedom and fun meet! With a huge 1.6 million block world, there is so much space to roam, build, and break rules. Hacking is cool here, just like doing what you want. No rules, just pure chaos!
Our team is friendly and here to help. We have a strong, close-knit group where everyone can shine and be free. Join the fun and make your mark in this wild world!
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Creeper MC is the place for all fams! Join a Family Friendly SMP that’s packed with fun! Here’s what you get:
Jump in and have a blast!
creepermc.net