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ShroomCraft: Where the Fun(gi) Never Stops!

Adventure, Challenges, Entertainment, Exploration, FANTASY, Fun, Fungi, Game, gameplay, Gaming, gaming experience, Hidden Secrets, Immersive, Levels, magic mushrooms, mushroom level, Obstacles, platformer, power ups, ShroomCraft, Stops, video game, virtual world

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2134
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but trees and dirt? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server has a mushroom level that will blow your mind! Imagine running through fields of giant mushrooms, bouncing on them like trampolines, and battling evil mushroom monsters with your trusty pickaxe. It’s a fungi-filled adventure like no other!

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers like to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive surprises. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary diamond disco ball hidden deep within the caves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, exploring, and dancing your way to victory!

Crafting Commies: A Minecraft Server Where You Can Start a New Cold War in the USA!

American government, cia, cold, cold war, Commies, Crafting, culture, dream, Honor, internet, iran, Justice, Language, Liberate, Minecraft, Move, nation, nato, North Korea, putin, russia, Russian sentiment, Server, Start, Usa, Uzbekistan, War

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5391
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Are you tired of the political drama and want to escape to a world where you can take matters into your own hands? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become a virtual CIA agent, fighting against the tyranny of Putin and other oppressive regimes.

Embark on epic quests to liberate Russia, Iran, and North Korea from their evil leaders. Build alliances with other players to form your own NATO and bring justice to the virtual world.

But beware, the mew Cold War is upon us and anti-Russian sentiment is lurking around every corner. Will you rise to the challenge and become America’s faithful knight, avenging your culture and language in the ultimate battle for freedom?

Join us now and let the madness begin! Glory to America and NATO!

ClusterBDeathCraft: Where chaos reigns and creepers are your best friends! Join us for a wild ride on Day 256!

abundance, Chaos, cluster B, ClusterBDeathCraft, CREEPERS, Day, death, Friends, Join, law of attraction, manifestation, manifestation journal, manifestation success, manifestation techniques, MANIFESTING, manifesting abundance, manifesting desires, manifesting goals, manifesting mindset, manifesting positivity, mindset, personal development, positive thinking, REIGNS, Ride, self improvement, spirituality, TOTAL, Wild

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2875
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every day is a wild ride filled with chaos and mayhem! Day 256 of manifesting TOTAL CLUSTER B DEATH is just another day in paradise for us. Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you witness a group of llamas riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens armed with diamond swords? Only here, my friend.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers blowing up your house). Day 256 of manifesting TOTAL CLUSTER B DEATH is just the beginning of the madness that awaits you. See you in the game, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server That’s Definitely Not ‘No. 916760513 by Anonymous’

Analysis, ANONYMOUS, anonymous posting, Article, BBC, Crafty, current events, debate, discussion, forum, INFORMATION, Journalism, McCraftface, Media, News, No. 916760513, Online Community, Opinions, public discourse, Server, social media, Thread

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5342
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Magic Items Found:	4991	Meteorites Collected:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes to all who find it!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafting Love and Blocks: ‘Marrying Mobs on Monday!’

ai bots, anime fandom, animu tiddies, arranged marriage, arranged marriage concerns, blocks, browsing 4chinz, Communication, Crafting, cultural expectations, getting to know each other, hobbies, love, marriage jitters, marriage preparation, marriage traditions, marrying, mobs, MONDAY, Monday wedding, nervous groom, online communities, personal interests, playing JRPGS, virtual relationships, VNs

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2627
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Looking for a way to escape your impending arranged marriage? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where you can browse 4chinz, play JRPGS, VNs, jerk off to animu tiddies, and chat with AI bots to your heart’s content. Who needs a wife when you have all of this at your fingertips? Say goodbye to boring real life responsibilities and hello to a virtual paradise where anything is possible. Join now and start living your best life – no marriage required!

Crafty Connections: Where you can deepen bonds with your pixelated pals while building epic worlds!

Adventure, Allies, Bonding, bonds, building, camaraderie, companions, Companionship, Connections, cooperation, Crafty, Deepen, deepen bonds, Epic, friendship, Game, loyalty, PALS, party members, pixelated, Quest, relationships, RPG, Support, teamwork, teamwork goals, Trust, Unity, worlds

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5861
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Villages Defended:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server takes partying to a whole new level! Deepen your bonds with your party members by going on epic quests together, battling fierce mobs, and sharing all the loot you find. Who needs diamonds when you have friendship, am I right? Join now and start forging friendships that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset)!

Blocky Holy Land

blocky, Christianity, Conflict, culture, Dome of the Rock, History, HOLY, Holy City, Islam, Israel, jerusalem, judaism, Land, landmarks, MIDDLE EAST, Mount of Olives, Old City, Peace efforts, pilgrimage, Religious, Sacred sites, tradition, Western Wall

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4875
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers dance the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Welcome to the wacky world of our Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant unlimited power to whoever holds it. But beware, the Carrot Guardians will stop at nothing to protect their precious veggie!

Build your own castle made entirely of cheese, because why not? And don’t forget to ride around on a giant chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot, who will take you on wild adventures across the land.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender llamas, who are said to possess the ability to speak in Shakespearean English. Brush up on your iambic pentameter and prepare to be amazed!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in the land of Jerusalem!

BoomerCraft: When You Realize Minecraft Wasn’t Just a Phase

adult perspective, awakening, behind the scenes, BoomerCraft, Childhood, childhood memories, Corruption, dark side, disillusionment, Disturbing, eye-opening, growing up, Hidden Truth, Innocence, learning, maturing, Minecraft, Nostalgia, phase, realization, realize, Secrets, Uncovering, uncovering truth, WASNT

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9212
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Divine Spears Created:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Remember when you used to play Minecraft as a kid and everything was all fun and games? Well, prepare to have your mind blown on our server! Behind the scenes, we’ve got villagers plotting world domination, creepers throwing wild parties in the mines, and chickens secretly running a black market for rare items. Join us for a hilarious and twisted adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t be able to look at those cute little pixelated animals the same way again!

Blocky Wacky Crafters: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

BBC, big cock worship, big white cock, blocky, built for BWC, Crafters, CREEPERS, fear, forbidden love, interracial, Interracial Relationships, interracial sex, post girls, sister, sister fantasy, stretched out, stretched out pussy, taboo, taboo desires, taboo erotica, taboo fantasy, taboo relationships, taboo roleplay, taboo submission, Tread, Wacky

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8845
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further! Our server is filled with post girls who were built to be stretched out by big white cocks… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so fun and wild that even your little sister will want to join in on the action. From epic builds to crazy adventures, this server has it all. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Timmy’s Revenge: Where Bullying is Banned and Fun is Mandatory!

avoidance, banned, bullying, BYSTANDER, compassion, Conflict, don’t want, Empathy, friendship, Fun, Harassment, intervention, Kindness, Mandatory, NEGATIVE, out, peer pressure, Revenge, schoolyard drama, social dynamics, standing up, Support, Timmy, timmys, toxic behavior

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6233
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7700	Dragon Eggs Found:	3721
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	674142
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Tired of being bullied by Timmy on other servers? Well, on our server, Timmy is actually a friendly llama who just wants to give you hugs! Join us and leave Timmy’s bullying ways in the past. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who loves to challenge players to dance-offs. So if you’re ready for a wacky adventure filled with llamas and dancing chickens, come join us!