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  • Grid Mania Minecraft SMP

    Grid Mania Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Rikka’s thighs are so fat because she’s been doing squats in Minecraft for hours on end! Join us for a chance to witness this epic feat of virtual fitness and maybe even challenge her to a thigh-off competition. Who knows, you might even get a special prize for participating! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LessonsInMinecraftSMP

    LessonsInMinecraftSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place on the block! Join us for epic adventures, insane challenges, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until your diamond armor breaks!

    Forget about life lessons, on our server you’ll learn the most important lesson of all: how to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig! Trust us, it’s a skill you’ll definitely need in real life.

    Join now and become part of our wacky community where anything can happen, from building a rollercoaster that launches you into outer space to battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DreamCrafters

    DreamCrafters

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate sleep talker’s paradise! Join us and you’ll hear the most bizarre and hilarious sleep talking conversations that will have you laughing for hours.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of the earth when suddenly, you hear someone mumbling about flying pigs and talking creepers. Or maybe you’re building a majestic castle when out of nowhere, someone starts reciting the entire Bee Movie script in their sleep. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    But that’s not all – we also have legendary treasure hunts where the loot is so valuable, it’ll make your diamond armor look like a pile of dirt. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the zombies know how to bust a move.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most entertaining Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyTerrorMasters

    CraftyTerrorMasters

    New Minecraft Servers

    u know what else is behind spike? this MINECRAFT server! come join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans! we got creepers that dance the macarena, skeletons that tell knock knock jokes, and zombies that do the cha cha slide!

    our server is so lit, even MI5 spy chief is talking about it! they said joining our server is the only way to stop Moscow and Tehran from causing terror plots! so come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s save the world one block at a time!

    plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds! and rumor has it, Herobrine himself hangs out there on weekends! so what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft community ever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Microbiome Wars: Guilds Clash

    Microbiome Wars: Guilds Clash

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, we got this epic minecraft server where we got these two crazy guilds competing against each other like it’s the hunger games or something. the researchers say there’s this core microbiome thing going on, but we just call it a bunch of nerdy stuff. join our server and be part of the epic battle for dominance! who will come out on top? only the craziest players will survive and thrive in this wacky world. come join us and be part of the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • WestLeaf Economy: Minecraft Server for Hoarders Anonymous – Unlimited Storage, Sell Your Soul for Diamonds!

    WestLeaf Economy: Minecraft Server for Hoarders Anonymous – Unlimited Storage, Sell Your Soul for Diamonds!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Information:

    IP play.westleaf.net
    Minecraft Version 1.20.4
    Discord https://discord.gg/KttDPTAaUG

    Welcome To WestLeaf Economy! We’re so happy to have you join the server!

    This server is all about the grind! We encourage players to PVP outside claimed areas and there are different systems such as gem mines, custom crafting, quarries (which automate mining) and more! We have features to enhance gameplay from automating smelting to reimaging your mining experience! We are still in early access and plan to add lots more custom content soon!

    Like any server, we always recommend players to get started by reading the rules, gathering resources and building a temporary starting base.

    To begin your adventure, type the command /warp wild, this will take you to the wilderness, where you will be able to explore the WestLeaf survival world. If you want to find a new, random location, you can run the command /rtp which will teleport you randomly within a 15,000 x 15,000 radius of the world.

    GUIDE: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1DrwQutdsO-Gk7PMQYqclPXMspHr6SUYqWIOFWIFvgjY/edit?usp=sharing

    FAQs:

    Question Answer
    How do I start playing on the server? Begin by reading the rules, gathering resources, and building a temporary base. Then use commands like /warp wild or /rtp to explore the world.
    Are there PvP areas on the server? We encourage PvP outside of claimed areas. Be prepared for combat if you venture into those zones.
    What custom features does the server offer? Features include gem mines, custom crafting, quarries for automated mining, and more to enhance gameplay.
    Is the server still in development? Yes, we are in early access and plan to add additional custom content in the future.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Oopsies Minecraft Server

    Oopsies Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding!

    Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of dragons, battle evil llamas in epic llama jousting tournaments, and build your very own castle made entirely out of cheese! And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal on the server that leads to a dimension where all the blocks are made of candy and the sun is a giant marshmallow.

    But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, the server transforms into a disco party where all the mobs break out into dance and you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a rap battle for ultimate bragging rights. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • 2d/3d/real red heads, futa is welcome and pink hair is also welcome Minecraft SMP

    2d/3d/real red heads, futa is welcome and pink hair is also welcome Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got 2D, 3D, and even real red heads running around causing chaos. But that’s not all – futa players are welcome here, because why not shake things up a bit? And if you’ve got pink hair, you’ll fit right in with our colorful crew.

    Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love to prank unsuspecting players. But hey, that just adds to the fun, right?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on this server, anything can happen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PixelDramaQueens

    PixelDramaQueens

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family dynamics and awkward encounters.

    Imagine a server where your best friend marries your sister, only for her to pass away and him to remarry someone who can’t handle family photos in your house. It’s like a telenovela, but in Minecraft form!

    Experience the thrill of navigating through complex emotions and tense situations, all while building your dream world in the game. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

    So why wait? Join us now for a server experience that’s more dramatic than a llama stampede in a village! It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafting Dreams

    Crafting Dreams

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you ready to mine your way to success and craft your dreams into reality? Our Minecraft server is the perfect place to show off your building skills and conquer the virtual world! Just like in a job interview, we’ll challenge you to think on your feet and showcase your creativity. And in bed? Well, let’s just say our server will keep you up all night with excitement and endless possibilities. So come join us and experience the ultimate blend of work and play – you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP