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| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 6899 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 22 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 | Crops Grown: | 6609 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like a 35F dealing with a 44M who thinks she should buy him a laptop! Join us for a virtual world where you don’t have to worry about stingy partners or storm-damaged apartments.
On our server, you can build your dream laptop out of virtual blocks and never have to worry about someone calling you stingy for not giving away your belongings. We offer a safe space where you can focus on crafting and exploring, without the pressure of buying expensive gifts for your significant other.
So come join us and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs a blender when you can create amazing structures in Minecraft? Plus, we promise not to brag about buying groceries – unless it’s virtual food for your Minecraft character, of course.
Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into buying them a laptop – just come play on our server instead!
