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Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 5603 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Zombie Dances: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Divine Spears Created: | 30 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
New Chunks Explored: | 833592 | Epic Quests Completed: | 23 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 35 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
On our server, you can build your dream laptop out of virtual blocks and never have to worry about someone calling you stingy for not giving away your belongings. We offer a safe space where you can focus on crafting and exploring, without the pressure of buying expensive gifts for your significant other.
So come join us and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs a blender when you can create amazing structures in Minecraft? Plus, we promise not to brag about buying groceries – unless it’s virtual food for your Minecraft character, of course.
Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into buying them a laptop – just come play on our server instead!