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LaptopGraveyardMC

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4135
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Animals Bred:	122	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8101	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

are you tired of your computer struggling to keep up with your minecraft adventures? join our server and watch as your old laptop begs for mercy as it tries to keep up with the epicness happening on our server. we’ve had players whose computers have straight up exploded from the sheer awesomeness of our builds. join us if you dare, but don’t say we didn’t warn you. your computer might not survive, but your minecraft experience will be lit AF.

Nations in Minecraft: Where players pretend to know how government works.

Army, battle, Civilization, Community, Company, Discord, Events, Experience, Farming, Friends, Government, influence, Interest, Join, Minecraft, nation, Nations, Players, power, PRETEND, Rich, Roleplay, Server, simulation, TOWN, Works

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6234
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Crops Grown:	1148	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	451	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Hello there! I’m here today to invite you to join us in an experience like no other. We play on a server that aims to simulate civilization in Minecraft and we invite you to join us. Become part of an expansive nation, grow your power and influence or perhaps simply assist your countrymen in their own endeavors. With enough effort here you can do anything you can imagine. Lead an army into battle, rule over bustling towns, create a company and become rich, or perhaps retire to a simple life of farming with a small group of friends and simply enjoy the days as they come. We also host events regularly so I promise it won’t get boring for a while. If you’re even slightly interested, I highly recommend you join the discord! We can answer any questions you have there. Thank you for your time and interest and I hope to see you soon!

Description

Hello there! I’m here today to invite you to join us in an experience like no other. We play on a server that aims to simulate civilization in Minecraft and we invite you to join us. Become part of an expansive nation, grow your power and influence or perhaps simply assist your countrymen in their own endeavors. With enough effort here you can do anything you can imagine. Lead an army into battle, rule over bustling towns, create a company and become rich, or perhaps retire to a simple life of farming with a small group of friends and simply enjoy the days as they come. We also host events regularly so I promise it won’t get boring for a while. If you’re even slightly interested, I highly recommend you join the discord! We can answer any questions you have there. Thank you for your time and interest and I hope to see you soon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, please join our discord server at https://discord.com/invite/VGxhdF2V56 and follow the instructions provided there.
What kind of events do you host?	We host a variety of events including PvP battles, building competitions, treasure hunts, and more. These events are designed to keep the gameplay experience fresh and exciting for all players.
Can I create my own nation on the server?	Yes, you can create your own nation on the server and recruit other players to join you. As the leader of a nation, you can set laws, establish alliances with other nations, and expand your territory.

TinyTNT Minecraft Server

big girls, body size, desire, Exploration, fantasies, fulfillment, Hold, Intimacy, Life, lift, Minecraft, missed out, Physical attraction, physical strength, Pick up, Server, sex, sexual experiences, small girl, standing up, STRONG, throw around, TinyTNT

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	860
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Dimension Hops:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can finally live out all your wildest fantasies! Are you tired of not being able to lift those big girls in real life? Well, on our server, you can lift and throw them around to your heart’s content!

Imagine picking up a girl and tossing her into the air like a ragdoll, or holding her while you both battle it out against creepers and zombies. The possibilities are endless!

Join us now and experience the thrill of lifting and fucking big girls in a virtual world like never before. Who needs real-life experiences when you can have all the fun in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to live out your fantasies in the most outrageous way possible. See you in the game!

MineArknights – Minecraft Server

@irene, Aosta, April, arknights, aurora, Firewhistle, Flint, Hibiscus, Ifrit skin, Iris, Kjera, La Pluma, MineArknights, Minecraft, Mizuki, pallas, Pozemka, RAY, Saga, Saileach, Server, surtr, Wind Chimes

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9765
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than an Ifrit skin web event? Well, look no further because our server is on fire! Literally, we have a Flamebringer skin event that will make you feel hotter than a lava pool.

Join us and meet our exclusive characters like Guard Surtr, Specialist Mizuki, and Sniper Pozemka. They’re ready to take on any challenge, whether it’s fighting off creepers or building the most epic castle you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event called Operation Pyrolysis where you can get your hands on the rarest skins like Saga and Penance. Trust us, you won’t find these anywhere else.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even run into Fartooth and Shalem on your journey. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

CraftyBitchesIntervention

#workout, AMBUSHING, apartment, Bitches, circle, CraftyBitchesIntervention, diet plans, dramatic, Exercise, french fries, Friends, hanging out, healthy, ice cream, intervention, movies, overweight, Salads, TV, weight, yogurt

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5861
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Votes:	8536
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	181
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138
Emeralds Found:	2066	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of your friends being all serious and dramatic about your weight? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense!

Join our server and leave all the diet plans and workout routines behind. Instead, indulge in virtual French fries and ice cream without any judgment! Who needs salads and low-cal yogurt when you can have a feast fit for a Minecraft king?

Don’t let your friends ambush you with interventions – join our server and be free to be your fabulous, overweight self. Plus, we have a special “Bitches Be Gone” feature for anyone who tries to bring drama into our virtual world.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with fun, laughter, and plenty of virtual snacks. Who needs real-life interventions when you can have a blast on our Minecraft server? Let’s block out the haters and build a world where you can truly be yourself.

CreeperFamilyDrama

CreeperFamilyDrama, dark family secrets, disturbing family secret, family betrayal, family confessions, family cover-up, family deception, family drama, family dysfunction, family history, family lies, family mysteries, family revelations, family scandal, Family secrets, family skeletons, family truth, family whispers, hidden family secrets, long-held family secret, shocking family secret

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3978
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Buildings Constructed:	29

Are you tired of boring old family secrets like Aunt Mildred’s secret meatloaf recipe? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve got a whole new level of disturbing family secrets for you to uncover! Join us and discover the twisted tales of Uncle Bob’s pet llama army or Grandma Gertrude’s underground roller derby ring. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll stumble upon in our wacky world! So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of madness.

Trash Balloon Minecraft Server

aerial propaganda, balloon, balloon launches, border conflict, cnn, cross-border tensions, current events, diplomatic relations, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, military provocations, Minecraft, Moon Jae-in, news updates, North Korea, North Korean news, political tensions, propaganda tactics, Server, south korea, Trash, trash balloons, trash disposal

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1725
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	426	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Void Armor Forged:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Secret Passages Found:	5
Farms Harvested:	309	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more trash balloons than north korea sending them to south korea 😂 we got more trash than a landfill and more fun than a barrel of monkeys 🐒 join us for crazy adventures and build your own trash kingdom 🗑️ who needs north or south korea when you can have the trashiest time of your life on our server 😜🎮 #trashballoonsfordays #minecraftmadness

CraftyHostageGamer

Conflict, CraftyHostageGamer, Crisis, Doctor, freedom of speech, gaza, Hostage, HUMAN RIGHTS, International, Journalism, journalist, KIDNAPPING, Media, Medical, MIDDLE EAST, News, Noa Argamani, Press, Report, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3034
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

so, like, you know how sometimes you just wanna escape reality and dive into a whole new world? well, this server is the place to be, my dudes! we got pigs that can fly, chickens that shoot lasers, and cows that can breakdance better than your little cousin at a wedding.

we also have this crazy story about a journalist and a doctor holding some chick named Noa Argamani hostage in Gaza. like, what even is that? sounds like a plot twist from a telenovela, amirite? but don’t worry, we promise our server is 100% safe and free from any hostage situations.

join us for the laughs, the memes, and the pure chaos that is our Minecraft server. who needs reality when you can have flying pigs and breakdancing cows, right? come on, you know you wanna join the fun!

SoundUniverseCraft

Astrophysics, auditory, Celestial, Cosmic, cosmic mysteries, cosmic sounds, entire, Existence, few, Mysterious, Phenomenon, pockets, rare, scientific discovery, Small, Sound, SoundUniverseCraft, Space, Universe, Vibrations, Waves

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3172
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

so, like, u know how sound, like, exists everywhere? well, not on this server, bro. sound only exists in a few small pockets of the entire universe, and this server is, like, one of them. u gotta join just to experience the weirdness of silent creepers and, like, muted explosions. it’s, like, a whole new level of Minecraft, man. plus, u get to ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else. so, like, come join us and be part of the soundless revolution.

BaboonBrainSurgeryCraft

Animal Behavior, BaboonBrainSurgeryCraft, brain anatomy, Brain Surgery, clinical implications, cognitive abilities, Communication, gestural path, hand preference, language development, medical advancements, motor skills, neuroscience, newborn baboons, Patients, post-operative aphasia, prediction, researchers, Risks, scientific research, weaning

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1400
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Star Shards Collected:	102
Chimeras Created:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Emeralds Found:	4273
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported into the brain of a newborn baboon. but get this, the baboon is like super smart and knows which hand it’s gonna use to talk to other baboons once it grows up. and like, this server is all about exploring the brain anatomy of these baby baboons and predicting their future communication skills.

but wait, there’s more! as you navigate through the baboon brain, you start to unlock secret powers that you can use in the game. like, you can control the weather with just a flick of your virtual finger or summon a herd of zombie pigs to do your bidding. it’s like a crazy adventure inside a baboon’s brain, but with a minecraft twist.

plus, there’s this whole subplot about using your newfound knowledge to help brain surgery patients. like, you can use your baboon brain skills to minimise the risks of post-operative aphasia and become a hero in the virtual world. so, if you’re ready for a wild ride through the minds of baby baboons and want to save the day with your brain surgery expertise, then this server is the place to be. join now and let the baboon brain games begin!

LanternCraft

anti cheat, anti-grief, Claim blocks, Community, Discord, Dutch, family friendly, Lanterncraft, minecraft server, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7725
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Emeralds Found:	5473
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

**Lanterncraft: A Friendly Minecraft Survival Server**

Welcome to Lanterncraft, the Dutch Minecraft survival server for the whole family!

At Lanterncraft we ensure that you can always enjoy the latest Minecraft updates, as we are constantly updating to the latest version.

Our server is equipped with advanced anti-cheat and anti-grief plugins. This means that creepers do not cause block damage and you can safely claim your projects with claim blocks. Grievances and the use of hacks are strictly prohibited so that everyone can play in a fair and enjoyable environment.

We have a warm, friendly community and an active staff team that is always there for you. For extra support and fun you can also find us on Discord.

Join Lanterncraft and have an unforgettable Minecraft experience!

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