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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 4117 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 8407 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
Buildings Constructed: | 17 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
u know what else? on dis server, we follow dis planetary health diet thingy. we only eat carrots and potatoes and stuff. it’s like, super healthy and stuff. u won’t find no junk food here, no sir.
oh, and get dis, we got genetic susceptibility goin on. dat means u might be able to fly or shoot lasers outta ur eyes. who knows, man. it’s a wild ride on dis server.
and get dis, we did a study and found out dat joinin dis server reduces da risk of cardiovascular disease by like, a million percent. u won’t find a healthier server out there, i tell ya.
so come on down and join us on dis crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers minecraft server. it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude.