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The Laptop Lover Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3458
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on top of the creepers and the chickens wear diamond armor!

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you can find the hidden entrance, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your pixelated life! Just be sure to watch out for the flying cows and exploding sheep – they can be quite the handful!

BakeOrBreakMC

#venting, aita, BakeOrBreakMC, Bakery, baking, banana cake, banana cake lover, Birthday, birthday cake, celebration, chocolate cake, family tradition, hurt feelings, hurtful behavior, hurtful comment, husband, lactose intolerant, local bakery, UNFAIR, vegan frosting, vegan toffee sauce

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	705
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	27	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of baking for a lactose intolerant husband who doesn’t appreciate your efforts? Look no further! Join our server and vent about your baking woes while building epic structures with fellow players.

We promise not to judge your cake choices and will even provide virtual banana cakes with vegan frosting and sauce for all birthdays. Plus, if your in-game husband doesn’t appreciate your virtual baking skills, you can always bake a chocolate cake for yourself on your birthday – no judgment here!

So come join us for a crazy, cake-filled adventure on our Minecraft server – where baking drama meets block-building fun!

LoveCraft SMP: Heartfelt Vibes

Affection, Commitment, Communication, Connection, devotion, emotions, feelings, fulfillment, Happiness, Heartfelt, Intimacy, lovecraft, loyalty, Passion, relationships, Romantic, smp, soulmate, Support, true love, Trust, unconditional love, Understanding, VIBES

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1575
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Void Armor Forged:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Dragon Scales Harvested:	129	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	284

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wishing for someone to share your diamonds with? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place where true love blooms! Join us and find your Minecraft soulmate who will build you a castle made of emeralds and protect you from creepers with their undying love.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens to do their bidding. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a duel, you will be granted the power to control all the chickens in the land.

If you’re still not convinced, just know that our server is guarded by a giant pink unicorn who shoots rainbows out of its horn and grants wishes to those who bring it a stack of enchanted golden apples. So come join us and experience the magic of true love, chicken armies, and rainbow unicorns in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Blocky Breaktime

blocky, Breaktime, Casual Gaming, console games, Entertainment, gaming after work, Gaming Community, gaming therapy, indie games, leisure activities, mental health, mobile games, Multiplayer Games, pc games, relaxing games, self-care, simulation games, single player games, strategy games, stress relief, unwind, video games

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7625
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Chimeras Created:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37

Tired of the same old boring routine after a long day of school or work? Join our epic Minecraft server for some wild and wacky adventures!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats appears out of nowhere. They start throwing emeralds at you while singing a catchy tune. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, a giant rainbow-colored creeper comes bouncing towards you, exploding into a shower of candy and confetti.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a majestic ruler who wears a crown made of golden feathers and grants wishes to those who can defeat his army of flying cows. Rumor has it that whoever manages to ride a pig into battle against the Chicken King will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet unicorn.

So why waste your time on boring old games when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the madness begin!

Redstone Revolution Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1901
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Join our epic Minecraft server where the Russian army is losing soldiers left and right! We’ve got explosions, chaos, and mayhem galore! Witness the madness as players battle it out in a virtual war zone like no other. Will you be the next soldier to fall in battle? Join now and find out! Plus, our server has the best loot drops in all of Minecraft, so you can gear up and dominate the competition. Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun – join today!

HezbollahCraftAU

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6585
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where u can wave hezbollah flags with ur fellow protesters at australian rallies. build ur own virtual protest signs and march through the streets of blockville demanding justice for all the pixelated injustices in the world. join now and be part of the most revolutionary minecraft server ever created!

Magic Mushroom Mayhem

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	973
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Divine Spears Created:	25
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Buildings Constructed:	35	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting amputated is your boredom! We’ve got so much fun, you’ll be choppin’ off your worries like that guy choppin’ off his…well, you know.

Our server is so lit, it’ll make you feel like you’ve eaten a whole field of magic mushrooms. But don’t worry, your body parts are safe here (unless you want to chop down some trees, that is).

We’ve got crazy builds, insane mobs, and more surprises than a man with an axe and a bad trip. So come on over and join the fun – just leave the axe at home, okay?

VerlinWorld Minecraft server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3974
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

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mc.verlinworld.online

Leaked Diddy’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3743
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Enchantments Applied:	218	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans as we navigate through a world filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and talking creepers. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, who guards a treasure trove of enchanted loot that will make you the envy of all your friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind why that video got leaked – was it Diddy, or did the Ender Dragon have something to do with it? The only way to find out is to log in and start mining!

Who-Should-Beat-Mark-Briscoe-For-The-ROH-World-Title-To-Make-Minecraft-SMP

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6275
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Potions Brewed:	197	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Divine Spears Created:	23	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride filled with twists, turns, and creepers around every corner!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle it out with Mark Briscoe himself for the title of ROH World Champion! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds or building elaborate structures, the real challenge is taking down this virtual wrestling legend in an epic showdown that will go down in Minecraft history.

But be warned, Mark Briscoe is no pushover. He’s got diamond armor for days and a mean right hook that can knock you out with just one hit. Only the bravest and most skilled players will have a shot at dethroning him and claiming the title for themselves.

So if you’re ready to test your Minecraft skills to the max and prove that you have what it takes to be the ultimate champion, join our server today and get ready for the fight of your virtual life!

RegretfulDateMC SMP

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	800
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Magic Items Found:	2302	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Are you tired of being single in Minecraft? Join our SMP and find your perfect blocky soulmate! We have a love potion dispenser at spawn that guarantees you’ll find love within 24 hours or your diamonds back! Don’t let your biggest dating regret be not joining our server sooner!