| Server Name | Prism SMP |
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A: Join https://discord.gg/dkJN3vhA and fill out the form.
A: Expect a dark, scary, and challenging experience with various mods that add new creatures and biomes to the game.
A: Yes, all the mods run well together and do not require a powerful computer to run smoothly.
We understand the importance of relaxation and what better way to unwind than by diving into a good book in the virtual world of Minecraft? Our server is a safe haven for all book lovers who just want to escape reality for a bit.
And hey, if anyone tries to report you for “stealing” a book in our server, we’ll just laugh it off and continue on with our virtual adventures. Because let’s be real, comparing reading a book to stealing a laptop is just plain ridiculous!
So come join us on our server and let’s show the world that reading books during lunch break is not a crime, it’s a way of life. Let’s build, explore, and read to our heart’s content in this wacky and wonderful Minecraft world!
Imagine a world where you can build your dream home with brand new appliances and furniture, without having to worry about splitting it 50/50 with your significant other. On our server, the only thing you’ll have to split is the virtual resources you gather while mining and crafting.
And forget about waiting for your partner to propose – on our server, you can propose to yourself and live happily ever after in your own virtual paradise. Plus, with the flat in your name and your laptop for work, you’ll have all the power and control you need to rule the virtual world.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave your real-life relationship drama behind. Who needs a proposal when you have diamonds and emeralds to mine?
Join us and build your dream virtual bedroom where you can finally get a good night’s sleep without any disturbances. No more nagging husbands or uncomfortable sleeping positions, just pure relaxation and fun in our pixelated world.
Escape the chaos of your real-life bedroom and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise where you can nap all day without any judgment. Who needs a doctor’s recommendation for better sleep when you have our server to help you unwind and destress?
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to endless possibilities in the world of blocks and pixels. Your well-rested self will thank you later!
Join our server and escape the clutches of a controlling boyfriend who thinks he owns the PC he bought for you. On our server, YOU are the master of your own gaming destiny. No more fighting over playtime or being guilt-tripped into paying for something that was supposed to be a gift.
Plus, on our server, you won’t have to deal with anyone playing Call of Duty with an Xbox controller on a PC just because “the graphics are too bad.” We promise only the best gaming experiences and no shady tactics to keep you off the server.
So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Build your dream world and let your creativity run wild without any interference. It’s time to game in peace and harmony on our epic Minecraft server!
Picture this: You and your partner have separate gaming setups in a designated gaming/work room. But wait, there’s a twist! Your partner works from home and you’re a full-time student with a part-time job. The struggle is real when you want to game but don’t want to distract your partner from work. Can you say gamer problems?
But fear not, on our server, we encourage individuality and respect for personal space. Want to move your setup to the bedroom or living room? Go for it! We support your gaming dreams, even if it means creating chaos in the virtual world.
Join us for a gaming experience like no other, where boundaries are meant to be broken and “homey” is just a state of mind. Who knows, you might even find a partner who loves gaming next to you as much as you do. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on our Minecraft server and game on, my friend!
Join us for some epic gaming sessions where you can finally experience Minecraft without any lag or slowdown. And if you’re into coding, our server is the perfect place to flex your programming skills while building amazing creations in-game.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is not just for gaming, it’s also a productive workflow paradise. You can multitask like a pro, switching between Minecraft and your work projects with ease. Say goodbye to those annoying AI interruptions, because we don’t tolerate any artificial intelligence nonsense here.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unleash the power of your low-end PC like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken, am I right?
And if you’re feeling a bit adventurous, why not take a trip to our secret underwater city, where mermaids trade enchanted tridents for stacks of emeralds? Just be careful not to anger the sea monsters guarding the entrance – they have a tendency to turn players into dolphins for fun.
So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional dragon attack). Trust us, it’ll be the best decision you’ve ever made – unlike that time you tried to ride a pig off a cliff. Ouch.
oh, and get this, our server is so lit that even Trump himself tried to pause military aid to Ukraine just to come play with us. yeah, true story. apparently he got into a heated clash with Zelenskiy because he couldn’t stop building giant golden towers in our server.
but hey, who can blame him? once you start playing on our server, you’ll never wanna leave. we got diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons that shoot rainbows, and a secret underground base where Herobrine throws the sickest parties.
so come join us, and let’s make Minecraft great again! or something like that. just trust me, you won’t regret it. #blocklife #creepercha-cha
join us if u wanna see pigs flying and cows doing the cha cha slide. we got a secret underground disco party for all our players where u can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons.
also, did u know that on this server, diamonds grow on trees? yep, u heard that right. just chop down a tree and BAM, diamonds for days.
oh, and if u join our server, u get a free pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fire. who wouldn’t want that, amirite?
so come on, join us and be part of the most epic and outrageous minecraft server ever created. plus, did i mention that we have a secret portal to the land of unicorns and rainbows? yeah, it’s pretty lit.
| Server Type | SMP (Survival Multiplayer) |
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| World Status | Freshly launched |
| Focus | Collaboration, building, exploring, and fun |
| Playstyle | Semi-vanilla with minor tweaks |
A: You can join by connecting to the server IP address listed in our Discord server.
A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and will result in immediate banishment.
A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends as long as they follow the server rules.
A: Yes, we plan to host regular events and competitions to keep the gameplay exciting.
| Features | Description |
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| No-griefing policy | Economy SMP with 0% pay-to-win store |
| Server Start | October 2018 |
| World Reset | Never. World dates back to July 2019 |
| Technical Details | Dedicated server in Virginia, runs on a Ryzen 5 5800X machine |
| Website | Visit Website |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can players grief on the server? | No, there is a strict no-griefing policy on the server |
| Are there any pay-to-win features? | No, the server has a 0% pay-to-win store |
| Is there a live map of the server? | Yes, you can view the live map here |
| What is the difficulty level of the server? | The difficulty is set to Hard |
| Is there a limit on automatic farms? | No, there are no limitations on automatic farms such as mob stackers or entity cullers |
Join our server for a wild ride filled with wacky adventures, secret tunnels, and hidden treasures. Plus, did I mention we have a special Jew-themed treasure hunt every week?
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the true meaning of life while you’re at it. Just remember, <3 JEWS!
First off, the spawn point was like a magical unicorn paradise with rainbow sheep and flying pigs everywhere. And get this, the admins were all dressed as clowns and would only communicate in riddles. It was wild, man.
But then things took a turn for the creepy when I stumbled upon this hidden underground dungeon filled with talking skeletons who just wanted to have a dance party. I mean, who knew skeletons had such sick moves, right?
And don’t even get me started on the secret society of llamas that ruled the server with an iron hoof. They had this whole conspiracy theory about how the moon was made of cheese and they were planning to launch a rocket to go mine it. Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will take you on a wild ride of emotions, then come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this crazy world we call Minecraft. Peace out, my fellow blockheads!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of panda warriors who are always ready to defend their bamboo forest from any intruders. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted taco that grants you unlimited power and tacos for life.
So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where cultural traditions from around the globe come together in the most absurd and hilarious ways possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
like, imagine this: you log on and you’re instantly transported to a world where everything is made of cheese. yes, cheese. and not just any cheese, but like, the fanciest cheese you’ve ever tasted. you can build your own cheese castle and ride around on cheese horses. it’s like a dream come true for all you cheese lovers out there.
oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground lair where you can battle evil cheese monsters and save the cheese kingdom from certain doom. it’s like a cheesy version of game of thrones, but way more fun and way less nudity.
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will blow your mind and make putin do a happy dance, then you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those pesky cheese zombies – they’re a real pain in the brie.
Our server is so lit, you’ll be like “Ukraine who?” as you mine for diamonds in our underground caves filled with lava and creepers. And get this, our pig races are more intense than a presidential debate!
Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Ukraine aid when you have a Minecraft server this wild? Let’s make Minecraft great again!