#laptasmpseason5 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SisInLawBannedFromHome

child manipulation, emotional manipulation, family betrayal, family boundaries, family conflict, family conflict resolution, family drama, family drama fallout, family dynamics, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, parenting choices, sibling relationship, SisInLawBannedFromHome, sister-in-law

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	725
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	411

Are you tired of drama in your family like this poor Minecraft player is tired of drama in her life? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is whether you should build a castle or a spaceship next!

Our server is a safe space away from toxic family members like Emma. No more passive-aggressive comments about your pixelated cooking skills or snide remarks about your block placement. Just pure, wholesome fun with fellow players who won’t try to turn your Minecraft child against you.

Join us now and leave the family drama behind! Build your dream world without worrying about controlling bitches or immature siblings. Trust us, this server is the family you never knew you needed.

AwkwardCraft: Memory Lane

awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward experiences, awkward laughs, awkward memory, awkward moments, awkward silence, awkward situations, AwkwardCraft, awkwardness, cringe-worthy experiences, cringeworthy memories, cringeworthy moments, embarrassing memories, embarrassing moments, embarrassing stories, Lane, Memory, most awkward moment, social faux pas, uncomfortable memories, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6938
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8941	Chimeras Created:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and mind-blowing builds that will leave you questioning reality.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens appear out of nowhere, serenading you with their clucks and feathers flying everywhere. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is home to the legendary “Disco Sheep” who loves to boogie down to the latest hits while wearing a sparkly disco ball costume.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge” where unsuspecting players are greeted by mischievous trolls who demand a toll in the form of rare items or else they’ll unleash a horde of angry villagers on you. It’s a hilarious and heart-pounding experience that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you saying “What is the most awkward memory you have?” in no time!

SovietCraft: Accused of Distorting History, Minecraft Server

accusations, ACCUSED, aggression, Conflict, Diplomacy, Distorting, Distorting History, eastern europe, History, international relations, Invasion, Klaus Iohannis, Minecraft, neighboring countries, Peace, Politics, Propaganda, Rehabilitating Nazis, Romania, russia, Server, Sovereign neighbors, SovietCraft, world war II

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8889
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Void Gems Collected:	21	Divine Spears Created:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of klaus iohannis and have epic battles against the evil russians who are trying to distort history and rehabilitate nazis! we will show them who’s boss with our amazing builds and crazy adventures. romania will not back down, we will fight for our sovereignty and show the world that we are the true champions of minecraft! join us now and be a part of the most epic battles and adventures you will ever experience in your life! let’s show russia who’s boss and have a blast while doing it!

CraftyCreeperz: No More Russia-Ukraine Drama!

Alliance, Conflict, CraftyCreeperz, Crisis, Diplomacy, Drama, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global affairs, India, international relations, intervention, mediation, Négotiation, Peace, Politics, President Zelenskyy, resolution, russia, RussiaUkraine, sanctions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7309
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3822	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Chimeras Created:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? what if joining this epic minecraft server could, like, actually stop the whole russia-ukraine conflict? president zelenskyy himself said that if india just, like, changed their stance towards russia, everything would be chill. so, like, join this server and be a peacekeeper without even leaving your house, dude. it’s, like, totally insane, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

PFASSmasherCraft

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3276
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of those pesky “forever chemicals” messing up your water supply in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft server where we have a revolutionary system that traps and breaks down PFAS faster than you can say “creeper”!

Our system uses LIGHT, yeah you heard me right, LIGHT to zap those forever chemicals into harmless components in just 3 hours! That’s quicker than it takes for you to mine a diamond in Minecraft, trust me. We can eliminate up to 90% of those pesky chemicals, making your water cleaner than a freshly brewed potion.

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Build, mine, and protect your water supply from those forever chemicals with us. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and let’s save Minecraft, one water source at a time!

AussieSMP: The Land Down Under where even the creepers say ‘G’day mate!’

AussieSMP, automated spectator livestreams, Community, Community Resources, Creative Server, CREEPERS, diamonds, Economy, Entities, g’day, Golden Shovel, Land, Land claiming, latency, Mate, Mechanics, redstone contraptions, Shopping Area, smp, Spawn, Teleport, Timezone, Vanilla, villagers, Wiki

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4237
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1051	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Server Information:

IP	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord Invite Link	Discord Invite Link
Apply Here	Apply Here

Overview:

The AussieSMP is an Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is whitelisted and application-based for a safe and friendly gaming experience. Features include teleports, player trading, protection from griefing, and more.

Features:

The server runs the latest version of Minecraft
Many Vanilla game mechanics are retained
Player-created shops for trading
Teleport commands for easy travel
Land-claiming system
Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets
Creative server for building
External community resources such as Discord and Wiki

Rules:

Don’t be a dick
No griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits
No ban evasion
Use common sense

FAQ:

Q: How can I join the server?

A: To join the server, you need to apply through the link provided above. The server is whitelisted and requires an application.

Q: Is the server purely vanilla?

A: The server has some quality of life features like teleports and an economy backed by diamonds, so it is not completely vanilla.

Q: Can players trade with each other?

A: Yes, there is a shopping area with player-created shops that promote trading using diamonds as currency.

Q: Are there any plans for server resets?

A: There are no plans for full resets of the main worlds on the server.

SeetheCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Competition, competition rules, Conflict, coping, coping mechanisms, Countries, emotional release, emotions, Frustration, Fun, historical grudges, historical seething, History, International, Minecraft, nationalism, past grievances, Resentment, Rivalry, seethe, SeetheCraft, Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8210
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Crops Grown:	8671
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
New Chunks Explored:	38838	Gods Slained:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Are you tired of being a peaceful player in Minecraft? Do you want to unleash your inner rage and take revenge on every country that has ever wronged you historically? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do just that!

Join us and let out all your pent-up anger by building giant monuments dedicated to all the countries you seethe at historically. Want to take down the Eiffel Tower? Go for it! Feel like blowing up the Great Wall of China? Be our guest! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who cares about those anyway?).

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also get the chance to participate in our weekly “Cope Wars” where players compete to see who can come up with the most outrageous reason to hate a specific country. The winner gets a virtual trophy and bragging rights for the rest of the week.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the rage flow through you like never before! (Disclaimer: This server is purely for entertainment purposes and should not be taken seriously. Please don’t actually go around hating on countries in real life, that’s not cool).

PixelatedBeauty: Minecraft SMP – Do Looks Really Matter? How Much of Your Life is Influenced by Blocks?

Appearance, attractiveness, beauty ideals, beauty industry, beauty standards, blocks, body image, body positivity, Confidence, first impressions, influenced, inner beauty, Life, looks, matter, Media influence, Minecraft, personal grooming, physical attractiveness, PixelatedBeauty, self esteem, self worth, self-confidence, self-perception, smp, societal expectations, societal pressure

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7206
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Join our wacky SMP where looks are everything! We have a strict dress code that includes wearing a tutu on Tuesdays and a top hat on Thursdays. Failure to comply will result in being banished to the Nether for eternity. But hey, at least you’ll look fabulous while you’re there!

Our server is home to the most stylish players in the Minecraft universe. We have fashion shows every weekend where players compete to see who can create the most outrageous outfit. The winner receives a diamond-encrusted crown and bragging rights for the week.

But it’s not all about looks on our server. We also have epic quests and challenges that will test your skills and creativity. Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a fierce dragon who only responds to compliments about his scales.

So if you’re ready to ditch the drab and embrace the fab, join our SMP today! Who knows, you might just become the most fashionable player in all of Minecraft.

BabyMomma Drama Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, anger management, BabyMomma, childhood trauma, Communication Issues, complex feelings, Divorce, Drama, Emotional Abuse, Emotional healing, family dynamics, Jealousy, Minecraft, mother-daughter relationship, narcissistic behavior, new baby, personal boundaries, reconciliation, Resentment, self reflection, Server, single mother, Stepfather, Therapy

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1811
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Votes:	9444	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of family dynamics and offer a virtual escape from real-life drama! Join us for a chance to build your dream world without any abusive ex-stepfathers throwing tantrums or controlling narcissistic douches ruining the fun.

Vent your frustrations in our chat rooms without the fear of hurting your mom’s feelings, because here, we encourage you to express yourself freely. Build a house, start a new life, and leave all the jealousy and anger behind in the real world.

Don’t worry about any surprise baby announcements or awkward family conversations here – on our server, you’re in control of your own destiny. So come on in and let’s build a world where you can escape from it all, one block at a time.

BodyShameNoMoreMC

AITAH, body image, BodyShameNoMoreMC, Boundaries, Communication, comparison, emotional baggage, Healing Process, hurt feelings, Insecurity, Intimacy, moving on, past relationships, relationships, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, sensitivity, sexual compatibility, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4959
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5605	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to compare your building skills to our ex-players! We understand the importance of positive reinforcement, especially when it comes to dick pics… I mean, building blocks.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and absurd stories. Like the time a player tried to impress their crush with a giant pixel art of themselves, only to have it compared to an ex’s pixel art that was “an inch or inch and a half longer”. Talk about a blocky love triangle!

But fear not, we have strict rules against ex comparisons and abs shaming. We believe in building each other up, not tearing each other down (unless it’s a creeper explosion, then all bets are off).

So come join us on this epic journey of friendship, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of pixelated romance. Who knows, you might just find your blocky soulmate here!