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NormalCraft Minecraft Server

autists, Community, Diverse, Engaging, Entertaining, Fascinating, funny, humor, INCLUSIVE, INTERESTING, internet, love, Minecraft, normal, NormalCraft, ONLINE, Place, quirky, Schizo, Server, social media, Unique, Welcoming

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8745
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Void Armor Forged:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Dimension Hops:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Are you ready to join the craziest Minecraft server in town? We’ve got a wild bunch of hilarious schizo autists online just waiting to make you laugh until your sides hurt! Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else. So come on, join us for some wacky adventures and non-stop laughter. Who knows, you might even make some new friends who are just as weird and wonderful as you are!

BauBau’s SMP Shenanigans – FUWAMOCO Edition

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7892
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Mines Excavated:	1235
Holy Grails Found:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this Fuzzy Firebreather Edition SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and fiery fun!

We’ve got a debut that will blow your mind, with our very own “BAU”DOL setting the stage on fire. And don’t miss out on our 3D debut, it’s hotter than a Nether portal!

Check out our YouTube channel for all the craziness, and make sure to mark your calendars for our upcoming streams – they’re so lit, even a Blaze would be jealous.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our unarchived content for a treasure trove of Twitter spaces, karaoke nights, and more. And don’t forget to grab some merch to show off your SMP pride!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s set the Minecraft world on fire together! 🔥🐉 #FuzzyFirebreatherSMP #MinecraftMadness

CraftingFails: When Sh*t Hits the Fan

Accountability, bad decisions, consequences, CraftingFails, Failure, Fan, growth, hindsight, Hits, introspection, learning, lessons learned, MISTAKES, moving forward, overcoming setbacks., Owning up, Personal experiences, Reflection, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, SHT, taking responsibility

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7300
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	2436
Star Shards Collected:	61	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Towns Built:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Have you ever accidentally dug straight down in Minecraft and fell into a pit of lava? Or maybe you tried to tame a creeper as a pet and ended up blowing up your entire house? Well, if you’re looking for a server where messing up is not only accepted but encouraged, then you’ve come to the right place!

Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem. We have a special event called “The Great Sheep Rebellion” where all the sheep on the server rise up and take over, forcing players to negotiate for wool in exchange for their lives. Don’t even get us started on the time a player accidentally spawned a hundred Ender Dragons in the spawn area – let’s just say it was a sight to behold.

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have some unforgettable experiences that will make you question your sanity, then come join us on our Minecraft server. Just remember, when you know you fucked up bad, you’re probably doing something right here!

MoscowCraft: Drone Defense

air defenses, airspace protection, Attack, countermeasures, Defense, defense operations, defense strategy, defense systems, drone, emergency response, killer drones, Military, Moscow, MoscowCraft, national security, Russian capital, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, threat, unmanned aerial vehicles, urban warfare, WARFARE

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8929
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Chimeras Created:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5228
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Divine Spears Created:	27	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

OMG GUYS, THIS SERVER IS LIT AF LIKE A BURNING CREEPER! WE GOT KILLER DRONES FLYING AROUND MOSCOW AND AIR DEFENSES SHOOTING THEM DOWN LIKE IT’S A GAME OF SKY WARS! JOIN US AND HELP DEFEND THE RUSSIAN CAPITAL FROM THESE CRAZY DRONES! WHO NEEDS REDSTONE WHEN YOU GOT MISSILES, AMIRITE? LET’S SHOW THOSE DRONES WHO’S BOSS IN THIS EPIC MINECRAFT BATTLE ROYALE! #MINECRAFTMADNESS #DRONESDODGED #BOOMBOOMBLOCKS

BitchCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, anger, Bitchcraft, Conflict, Confrontation, Disrespect, disrespecting others, disrespecting women, Frustration, hostility, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate conduct, inappropriate language, insults, Minecraft, Misogyny, name-calling, negative communication, offensive, Rude, Server, toxic behavior, verbal abuse, vulgar language

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3501
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	439
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Buildings Constructed:	41	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing to dubstep music. We have a secret underground disco party where Endermen are the best dancers, and zombies are the bartenders serving up potions of questionable legality.

Our server is so crazy that even Herobrine himself couldn’t handle the madness. So come on over and join the chaos, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive chickens).

XistersGriefedMansion-MinecraftSMP

BETRAYAL, confusion, controversy, Disappointment, Drama, election, kamala, lead destroyed, News, Politics, reactions, REFUNDED, scandal, shock, social media, trending, unexpected, viral, Wukong, xisters, XistersGriefedMansionMinecraftSMP

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2188
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Alien Abductions:	5
Villages Defended:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Potions Brewed:	121	Farms Harvested:	460
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on a server where Kamala’s lead has been destroyed and Wukong is on a rampage! Why did everyone refund Wukong? Who knows, but now chaos reigns supreme!

If you’re looking for a server where the unexpected is the norm and the only rule is to survive, then this is the place for you. Build your base, gather resources, and watch out for flying Wukongs – you never know when one might come crashing down on you!

Join us on Xisters, where every day is a new adventure and every player is just trying to make it out alive. Who will come out on top in this crazy world? Only time will tell. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the ride of your life – just watch out for those pesky Wukongs!

ProudCraft Minecraft Server

Communication Issues, Debating, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, feeling neglected, feeling unacknowledged, feeling unappreciated, Minecraft, parental expectations, proud parents, ProudCraft, school achievements, seeking approval, seeking recognition, seeking validation, self worth, Server, sibling favoritism, sibling rivalry, teenage emotions, teenage struggles, validation from parents

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6324
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Ores Mined:	3291	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of not getting the recognition you deserve for your epic Minecraft skills? Well, look no further than our server! We appreciate all your achievements, big or small, and we’ll make sure you feel like the true Minecraft champion you are.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling it out in our virtual arenas, where the stakes are high and the competition is fierce. Who needs a debate chamber when you can have a Minecraft showdown like no other?

Don’t let your parents’ lack of appreciation bring you down – join our server and bask in the glory of being a true Minecraft master. Plus, our prime minister is a creeper, so you know things are always interesting around here. Don’t be an AITA – be a Minecraft legend on our server!

LesbianCraft: No Secrets, Just Love

apologies, arranged marriage, co parenting, culture, custody agreement, DATING, Demands, disowned, ex’s wishes, family, forced marriage, Girlfriend, Homophobia, lesbian relationship, LesbianCraft, love, Meeting, parenting, relationship, Religion, Secrets, Son

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3760
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than this story!

We’ve got arranged marriages, forbidden love, disownment threats, and a whole lot of family drama. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and experience all the chaos firsthand?

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating complex relationships, cultural clashes, and overbearing exes who think they have a say in your love life. It’s like a telenovela, but with creepers and zombies!

Don’t miss out on the chance to escape into a world where the drama is as intense as a TNT explosion. Join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about love, family, and Minecraft.

BlockyBreakup

BlockyBreakup, communication problems, compatibility, differences in values, emotional disconnect, growing apart, incompatibility, Infidelity, lack of appreciation, lack of commitment, lack of communication, lack of effort, lack of emotional connection, lack of intimacy, lack of respect, lack of support, lack of trust, reason for break up, relationship issues, trust issues, unresolved conflicts

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7619
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dimension Hops:	12
Ores Mined:	2291	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Farms Harvested:	720	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Love Letters Sent:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15

Oh, honey, we broke up because my ex couldn’t handle the epicness of this Minecraft server! I mean, where else can you ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? It was just too much for them to handle. But hey, more diamonds for me, am I right? Join us and experience the craziness for yourself! Who needs a significant other when you have a Minecraft server this awesome?

CraftyUkrainians – MoscowMayhem

airstrike, Attacks, Conflict, CraftyUkrainians, Defense, drone strike, eastern europe, escalation, international relations, Massive, Military, Missile Base, Moscow, MoscowMayhem, provocation, RETALIATION, Russian, s-300, SECURITY, Tensions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1342
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Towns Built:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Players Killed by Monsters:	2479	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

come join our minecraft server where ukraine and russia duke it out in epic battles with S-300 missiles and massive drone strikes on moscow! build your own missile base and defend it against enemy attacks, or join the fight and launch your own drone strikes on the enemy! who will come out on top in this crazy war-torn world? join now to find out and be a part of the chaos!