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LapGuard Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2164
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that embraces cultural differences? Look no further! Join our server where it’s totally normal to have your friend lay on your boyfriend’s lap while you chat on the floor. It’s not weird, it’s just a cultural difference! Our German players will show you a whole new world of friendship and hair caressing. Don’t be possessive, be progressive! Join now and experience the ultimate cultural exchange in the world of Minecraft!

Minecraft SMP: Animal-Loving Ladies Club

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8134
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Crops Grown:	3696	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Magic Items Found:	4216	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for a chance to witness the most outrageous adventures, like girls being bred by animals or Pokemon! But don’t worry, no males are allowed to get freaky with the animals or Pokemon – we have standards, you know.

Our server is a place where the craziest things happen, like creating OCs focused on women for all our fellow players to enjoy. And if you’re looking for some spicy content, check out our mega links and torrents for beast edit templates – because why not add a little extra wildness to your Minecraft experience?

So come on, join us in this madness and let’s create some unforgettable moments together. Just remember, leave the real-life stuff at the door – we’re here for pure, unadulterated fun and chaos!

Sick Gamer’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	849
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Void Armor Forged:	29
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193	Star Shards Collected:	82
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Magic Items Found:	8922
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8070
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Are you tired of being too sick to play video games? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have magical healing properties that will cure you instantly! Just log on and watch your illness disappear as you build, mine, and fight your way to victory!

Join us and experience the most epic battles with our custom mobs, including flying pigs and dancing creepers. And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where you can find diamonds, emeralds, and even a secret stash of enchanted golden apples!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of talking sheep who will guide you on your quest to become the ultimate Minecraft master. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Wholesome vid with Cora Jade Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8384
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server for a chance to hang out with Cora Jade and her boyfriend as they navigate through the wacky world of Minecraft together.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who only appears at midnight to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the spectral poultry and claim victory?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant game of musical chairs, with the last player standing winning a prize of enchanted golden carrots. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s the most ridiculous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of romance (we can’t promise anything, but who knows what might happen when you’re playing with Cora Jade and her beau)!

The Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3079
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, fear not, for our server is here to save the day! Join us on a wild adventure where pigs can fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, it’s a weather effect we added).

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to “Thriller” or a skeleton doing the Macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things tend to get a little wacky around here.

trading your finite time on Earth for… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	789
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	New Chunks Explored:	313122
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Mines Excavated:	2658
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Are you tired of trading your precious time on Earth for boring old assets that will eventually be worth nothing? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we trade in diamonds, emeralds, and even Netherite for all your heart desires.

Forget about inflation ruining your savings, on our server, we guarantee that your virtual riches will never lose their value. In fact, we have a secret vault guarded by a team of highly trained llamas to ensure that your wealth is always safe.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure buried deep within the mines of our server. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon herself.

So why waste your time on boring old assets when you can join our Minecraft SMP and embark on a wild adventure filled with riches, treasures, and llamas? Join now and let the fun begin!

🔥 6MINE | MYSTICS PVP ANARCHY 🎁 Minecraft server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2007
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	66	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

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1.6mine.net:19132

Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9087
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	259	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Love Letters Sent:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” special program, where you can ride through fiery landscapes and battle epic monsters while on a quest to save the world!

Our server is so awesome, even the developers have face-to-face meetings with players in the Zenless Zone Zero. You could be the next lucky player to meet them and get exclusive in-game rewards!

If you’re looking for some crazy fun, look no further than our server. We have events like “En-Nah Into Your Lap” where you can claim free Boopons (whatever those are), or “Vicious Dogs Within” where you can earn Doggy Vouchers for playing Soul Hounds III. Who wouldn’t want to collect those?

And don’t forget about our upcoming event, the 141 Friendship Fair, where you can help Sjal with the Sixth Street market fair and earn some amazing rewards. Maybe you’ll even make some new friends along the way!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and redeem your codes for even more outrageous rewards. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Virgin Eyes Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5184
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Mines Excavated:	1520
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only homage you’ll find is to the almighty block! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you’re more into building giant statues of Steve dabbing? We’ve got it all!

But beware, our server is so intense that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a few explosions along the way. Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper).

Bud’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7523
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Emeralds Found:	834	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a block of dirt? Well, buckle up buttercup, because we’ve got a server that will blow your mind (and maybe even your house)!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of rainbow-colored llamas who will guide you through a world filled with flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. Want to build a house made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a giant spider into battle against a horde of evil villagers? Why not!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who is actually a friendly creature that loves to play hide and seek with players. And rumor has it that if you defeat the dragon in a game of tic-tac-toe, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures of your life. This one’s for you, bud!

Chotto Matte Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5742
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with diamond swords while wearing pumpkin helmets for protection. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers have started wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music!

But that’s not all, we have secret hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly like a chicken and shoot fireballs from your fingertips. And don’t even get me started on the talking cows that give out quests for you to complete in exchange for rare loot.

So if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there, come join us and prepare to have your mind blown! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity because things are about to get wacky!