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ParisOlympicProtectors – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5775
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the LAPD (Los Angeles Police Department) has been recruited to protect the Paris Olympics! That’s right, we’ve got cops from all over the world patrolling the virtual streets of Paris to ensure a safe and fun gaming experience.

Join us if you want to witness the epic showdown between the LAPD and creepers, zombies, and skeletons who are trying to crash the Olympics. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

Plus, rumor has it that the Eiffel Tower has been turned into a giant diamond block by a mischievous player. Can you find it and claim it for yourself? Join now and be a part of this wild and wacky adventure!

CraftyCampusCapers

501(c)s, Alon Abishoor, arrest, Attack, attempted murder, college campuses, CraftyCampusCapers, Criminals., da, fbi, fraudulent, idf, investment LLCs., Israel, LAPD, money laundering, Mossad, pro-Zionist, real estate, thugs, ucla, US citizens, violent, wealthy family

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5270
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of pro-Zionist thugs beating up protestors with metal poles? Look no further! Join our server where you can team up with your friends to take down corrupt CEOs and IDF members in epic battles that will make your heart race faster than a LAPD helicopter chase!

Unleash your inner warrior as you fight against injustice and uncover money laundering schemes that would make even the most seasoned detective’s head spin. Build your own empire and watch out for shady real estate companies and investment LLCs lurking in the shadows.

Join now and be a part of a community that stands up against corruption and fights for what’s right, all while having a blast in the virtual world of Minecraft. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all this excitement right at your fingertips? Let’s go, gamers!

CraftyCreeperCuisine: Where we ask the tough questions like ‘does eating pussy give you throat cancer?’

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6759
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4583
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Enchantments Applied:	216
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ores Mined:	8568

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where we have the most insane and wild adventures waiting for you! And guess what? Eating pussy on our server actually GIVES you superpowers instead of throat cancer! That’s right, you’ll be zooming around like The Flash in no time after a good ol’ pussy feast. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server around! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Tonny’s Block Party – Your Daily Dose of Minecraft Madness! 🎮💥 #1 Server for LOLs and LOLS!

265234968, abrupt end, abusive mother, Animals, big fat faggot, BLOCK, Chapter 48, Chores, confusion, Cooking, Daily, Daily Tonnura-san, denial, disbelief, Dose, family, Friends, handicraft forum, Hardworking, Ichinose household, Japanese cartoon, Laughter, Lazy, lols, lovable, madness, Manga, Messy, Minecraft, Mysterious, Party, RAGE, Server, short lived, talking cat, three sisters, Tonnura-san, Tonnys, valuable lessons, vet

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2536
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Void Armor Forged:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of reading mangas that just abruptly end, leaving you feeling betrayed and confused? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from those dreadful endings! Join us and relive those questionable Japanese cartoon moments with a community that understands your pain and confusion.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also have the chance to take revenge on that big fat faggot who sits there giving you that stupid look every single day. Build a virtual world where you can finally put that annoying faggot in its place…virtually, of course.

And if that’s not enticing enough, come and meet the Ichinose sisters and their talking cat, Tonnura-san (spoiler alert: their abusive mother is a lie). Discover the mysteries of this fat feline and how it changes the lives of these sisters forever. Maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about the true meaning of family and friendship…or maybe not.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience all the absurdity, chaos, and laughter that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs a manga when you have virtual blocks to play with, right? See you in the virtual world, my friend!

MapleCraft: Eh? 🍁 Join the ‘Canada Thread’ Server for a Bootleg Adventure! 🎮 #SorryNotSorry #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1764
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Void Armor Forged:	16	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our pixelated Canadian girls reign supreme! Join us if you want to find the most beautiful and polite mobs in all of Minecraft. Our server is known for its abundance of maple syrup and hockey arenas where you can battle it out with your friends. Don’t miss out on the chance to ride polar bears through snow-covered forests and have epic Mountie vs Moose showdowns. So come on over, eh, and experience the true North strong and free in our Minecraft world!

MemeCraft World: ‘>be pajeet’ – Join the craze and mine with style! #lol #trendy #minecraft

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	969
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Emeralds Found:	9844
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mines Excavated:	4277
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Are you tired of being a pajeet getting shit on for using a mac? Well, on our server, we reward you with $10k just for complaining about it! Join the Jeet Bros, where we lift you up higher than you could ever imagine – literally, you’ll be kneeling in disbelief at the craziness that awaits you on our server. So come on over and experience the wild ride of a lifetime!

LMAOcraft – Large Indies Global! Join the fun now, noobs welcome 😆🎮 #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	456
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Welcome to our Dokiko Edition Minecraft server, where you can find, share, and discuss indie vtubers with an average of 500 viewers or more! Why join our server, you ask? Well, large indie vtubers may have more fans, but they are outnumbered by 2views by the thousands. This server is for the VIPs, no matter what language they stream in.

You can even shill your 499view oshi here, as long as you meet the minimal requirement of being a Twitch partner or the YouTube equivalent in numbers. Numbers don’t lie, so come join the fun and madness on our server!

In this wacky world of Minecraft, you’ll meet vtubers like Shylily, Bao, BuffPup, and more battling it out for the top spot. We’ve even got non-English vtubers like KSPKSP, orkpod, and akamikarubi bringing the international flair to the server.

We’ve got Twitch Clips guides, VOD archival guides, and even the infamous Koikatsu cards for some SEEEEEEEEEXy fun. Plus, don’t miss out on our Chuuba Birthday Calendar and official /lig/ booru for all your vtuber needs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and become part of the wild world of indie vtubers! Don’t miss out on the duck antics on Dashducks’ stream either. See you in the server, VIPs!

MineCraic Central – where we redefine what ‘IT’ games really mean! #nostalgia #gamersunite #uniquefun

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8173
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Farms Harvested:	370	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, join our server for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of the earth when suddenly, a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts breakdancing to dubstep music. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant flying pig swoops in and challenges you to a game of parkour!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by their fearless general, Colonel Featherbottom. Join forces with them to conquer the land and rid it of evil mobs in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the madness and mayhem on our server? Join now and let the insanity begin!

ExPELledFORTniteCraft – Join this crazy Minecraft server for non-stop fun! #expelledagain #minecraftmadness

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	433
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8363
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Potions Brewed:	170	Zombie Dances:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

So you know that one group of players who always seem to get banned from every Minecraft server because they’re just too wild and crazy? Well, guess what? They’ve found a new home on our server! Join us if you want to witness some truly epic and outrageous shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From building giant statues of themselves to staging elaborate pranks on unsuspecting players, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on in and join the chaos – because let’s be honest, where else are you going to find a community this unhinged and hilarious?

Digs ‘n Blocks: The Adventure Server for Archeologist Gamers! #TombRaiderLife 🔥💎

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6894
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Farms Harvested:	476
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Join our Minecraft server to uncover the mysteries of the ancient tomb raider who was born in 1920 and is somehow still alive and kicking! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon his secret stash of diamond blocks and enchanted gear from his last raid in 1989. Legend has it that he retired because he found a rare artifact that granted him immortality, but who knows what other crazy stories you’ll uncover in our world! Come join us for an adventure like no other and see what treasures you can dig up!

PixelFlix: The Last Blockbuster Server – Anime Edition! #SciFiSnacks #MinecraftMania🕹️

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1805
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Crops Grown:	3614	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Are you tired of searching for the last good science fiction anime? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you can live out your wildest sci-fi fantasies! Join us and embark on epic quests to explore alien worlds, battle futuristic creatures, and uncover the secrets of the universe. Who needs anime when you can create your own action-packed adventures in Minecraft? So grab your space suit and laser blaster, because the galaxy is waiting for you!

SisterGothFetish: A trendy Minecraft server where boundaries get blurred and creepiness reaches a whole new level!

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1998
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Love Letters Sent:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Are you tired of regular Minecraft servers? Want to spice things up with a little family drama? Look no further than our server, where you can roleplay as a brother who went goth and now has some strange new feelings for his goth sister. Watch as they navigate their forbidden attraction while building epic structures and battling mobs together. Join us for a truly unique and slightly disturbing Minecraft experience!